• 'Mom buys me a nice birthday gift'
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[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] You mean like the shit that they do in hentai. Stand in a subway train with a vibrator and have an on and off switch?
Lucky kid. I had to pay for my pocket pussy myself.
That was embarassing to watch.
Wow his mum has 4 dildos. HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY THANKS for his new pressie.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41621464]that would be a hatching egg [editline]27th July 2013[/editline] oh god imagine an egg hatching in your rectum[/QUOTE] eggs over QUEEZY
so I'm gathering kid jokes about mom buying a pocket pussy, mom has sense of humor and actually does it
The best.
"My mom is buying me a pocket pussy." Aaaand I'm done.
one step away from incest
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE] what
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Yeah it is a little weird. but at least they're open about stuff like that i guess...a lot of parents would flip shit if they found out you had porn.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;41625392]You mean like the shit that they do in hentai. Stand in a subway train with a vibrator and have an on and off switch?[/QUOTE] I just needed to say your avatar rocks
....I Dont know what to say
Fucking mum of the year ALL YEARS!! what a bro :rock:
it's removed...
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;41633607]it's removed...[/QUOTE] Poor guy probably got harassed like hell...
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;41633607]it's removed...[/QUOTE] Googled the thread title, this was the first result. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLMFwC2PMJs[/media]
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;41620926]the prequel [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z171uzMxhpE[/media][/QUOTE] What was this video? Right now it is removed.
[QUOTE=pixskull;41634403]"My mom thinks I don't get pussy". His channel is full of Runescape videos.[/QUOTE] You'd be surprised how many nerdy guys and the like get laid often/have girlfriends.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;41634930]You'd be surprised how many nerdy guys and the like get laid often/have girlfriends.[/QUOTE] Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.
[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;41634958]Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.[/QUOTE] i highly doubt this considering the large amount of people who die before the age of ten
[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;41634958]Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.[/QUOTE] i am the 1 percent [editline]29th July 2013[/editline] or.. .1 percent
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