[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE]
You mean like the shit that they do in hentai.
Stand in a subway train with a vibrator and have an on and off switch?
Lucky kid. I had to pay for my pocket pussy myself.
That was embarassing to watch.
Wow his mum has 4 dildos. HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY THANKS for his new pressie.
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41621464]that would be a hatching egg
[editline]27th July 2013[/editline]
oh god imagine an egg hatching in your rectum[/QUOTE]
eggs over QUEEZY
so I'm gathering kid jokes about mom buying a pocket pussy, mom has sense of humor and actually does it
The best.
"My mom is buying me a pocket pussy."
Aaaand I'm done.
one step away from incest
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;41621123]"Pocket pussy?" Haha wtf. Just get a vibrating egg on a string and stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE]
what
thread tag
"beta"
Yeah it is a little weird.
but at least they're open about stuff like that i guess...a lot of parents would flip shit if they found out you had porn.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;41625392]You mean like the shit that they do in hentai.
Stand in a subway train with a vibrator and have an on and off switch?[/QUOTE]
I just needed to say your avatar rocks
....I Dont know what to say
Fucking mum of the year ALL YEARS!!
what a bro :rock:
it's removed...
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;41633607]it's removed...[/QUOTE]
Poor guy probably got harassed like hell...
[QUOTE=CanadianBill;41633607]it's removed...[/QUOTE]
Googled the thread title, this was the first result.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLMFwC2PMJs[/media]
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;41620926]the prequel
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z171uzMxhpE[/media][/QUOTE]
What was this video? Right now it is removed.
[QUOTE=pixskull;41634403]"My mom thinks I don't get pussy".
His channel is full of Runescape videos.[/QUOTE]
You'd be surprised how many nerdy guys and the like get laid often/have girlfriends.
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;41634930]You'd be surprised how many nerdy guys and the like get laid often/have girlfriends.[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.
[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;41634958]Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.[/QUOTE]
i highly doubt this considering the large amount of people who die before the age of ten
[QUOTE=Squeegy Mackoy;41634958]Fun fact: 99.9% of people have sex.[/QUOTE]
i am
the 1 percent
[editline]29th July 2013[/editline]
or.. .1 percent
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