[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46824823]He's like in his late 20's i believe[/QUOTE]
He's 32 years old
[QUOTE=tempunary;46824885]He's 32 years old[/QUOTE]
really? he looks at least 38 or so
[editline]30th December 2014[/editline]
holy fuck is he unhealthy
He used to go to McDonalds a lot if I remember correctly.
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/McDonald%27s#Health_issues[/url]
Says here that he used to eat at McDonalds alteast two to three times a week.
wall of text ahead:
[quote]Attention Everyone!!!
To preface what has happened recently, I simply remind everyone that Sonic The Hedgehog's Arms Are Not Freaking Blue!!!
If ‪#‎SEGA‬ had Never changed them, or reversed the change between February and November of this year in the new Sonic Boom video games AND Cartoon Series on Cartoon Network, as well as the Toys and whatever else, I would Never Have Had to Protest and Rebel the way I have, including the creation of my group, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!
Within my groups, I have lead by example to push forward to the path of Waking SEGA Up and Forcing Them to Change Sonic's Arm Colour Back Immediately. And to confess, I HAVE DONE MY PART FOR REAL! I had personally gone into three of the four local GameStops (EXCLUDING the Fashion Square one) THREE TIMES to Personally Protest in my Silent Way. First Attack: I printed, as seen on the Facebook Group, the Fronts of the Sonic Boom Game Inserts, affixed double-sided tape onto the backs, and affixed them onto the fronts of their respective display game boxes on the shelves. Second Attack, about a week later: I checked the success of my first attack: damaged a few original inserts pretty well to full removal. And of what were still there, I made attempts to transfer the inserts from the original cases into Behind the inserts of different games. I've had to briefly explain my reasons and the Protest, and told them that they should NOT BE SELLING THE BLUE_ARM_BANDIT GAMES IN THE FIRST PLACE. AND THAT THEY SHOULD SEND ALL OF THEIR REMAINING STOCK OF SONIC BOOM GAMES AND STUFF BACK TO SEGA, TO MAKE THEM CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOUR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!! They did nothing. And one last week later, the Third and Final Attack, and the ONE and ONLY time that the Fashion Square Location had been involved as well. I made up and printed faux price tag decals, with the short note to discourage purchase of the Blue Arm Bandit games, and promote the Protesting Boycott. And with the Five Wii U software cases that each melted a bit from the MY House Fire Last January, as well as Five Smoke Damaged 3DS Game Cases (no melting), I had printed a full front, side and back insert with the boycott encouragements, and the notes on the back to make the stores send their remaining stock Back To SEGA!
I Have ran into individuals giving me Bad Grief for my Protest and Actions, OUTSIDE from the Fashion Square Location, but I HAVE done my duty in full to the best of my abilities at the individual moments and circumstances.
I also HAD Hidden ALL of the Blue Armed Sonic Toys at Toys R Us here, concealed hidden amongst their \M/ETAL cupboards, so they ALL would NOT be SOLD, and Best Boycotted for The Protest! They remained hidden for the longest time of over a Month; found and reshelved near the 20th of December to my personal dismay and crestfall. And at Best Buy, ALL Copies of THEIR Sonic Boom Games are STILL SUCCESSFULLY CONCEALED AND HIDDEN from View AND Purchase!
Anyhow, AFTER the Final Attack for the Protest, near a week later, on December 8, I had typed, signed, addressed and US Mailed apology letters, with the promise to have been done with my In Person Protest Deeds with No Further Action therein, to ALL but the Fashion Square GameStop, and I had sent one to Toys R Us as well. I had thought the FS GS would overlook the ONE attack of Protest on them, but obviously, I was mistaken.
Which brings us up to now.
Last Friday, the 26th, my mother and I were at the mall, getting pizza and spaghetti for lunch. She had informed me of a good Mini Refrigerator deal at Sears, so after eating, I made my way to check it out. NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED AT SEARS, and I went NOWHERE NEAR JCPENNY that day. There was a good 3.1 Cubic Foot Fridge for $129.99 that caught my eye, but that is to be purchased later.
On the way to Sears, I peeked into the GameStop, and I spotted a New Skylander Figure: Blastermind. I was set to buy it, and I was going to consider checking out their Wii U Preowned Software selection in their 3 for 2 deal. Innocent; I was NOT Looking for Trouble. But then this MALE Loomed out in front of me, frightened the crap out of me, and he said in a BOOMING VOICE that ONLY scared me worse, "YOU ARE BANNED FROM HERE. YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW." But still determined to continue my shopping, I veered into the Wii U direction, when his female accomplice startled me and boomed in as well. Still feeling frightened and mentally overloaded, I made a grab for my pepper spray to use In Defense. I offered a few Peaceful solutions, but she ended up sending him to go get security. So, I shouted, "Fine! I'm Leaving", and I dropped the figure. And on my way out, I told the MALE to Not Get Anyone, and we both stopped near simultaneous. I still felt my own worse from wear with the fear, startle, paranoia, and I did NOT want him following me and causing more trouble upon me. And then in my defense and to make my escape, I spritzed a miniscule amount of the pepper spray Downward; NOT into his face. And then I left.
I did not learn until much later that the spritz had done a lot worse than I had imagined it would, as well as learning that they were the so-called "Manager" and "Ass Manager" of that particular store.
I had No Idea of the contents of the Pepper Spray, OR that it was Illegal for use in certain situations in the state of Virginia at all.
And, I HAD tried the stuff on myself days before in the upstairs bathroom. A Two Second Spray onto my left wrist, some of it got onto the bath tub wall as well. Like sampling a perfume or deodorant. It Took Me Out damn well. I had to open the windows, turn on the bathroom fan AND aim the box fan into the bathroom to air the place out, and I wiped the wall off as well, and OF COURSE I washed my hands. It took fifteen to thirty minutes to make it bearable in there again.
In the end, Yes, I went along peacefully when the "Police" arrived to collect me, and I had to spend a miserable weekend in Jail. And I just got out on a bond and bail; yada, yada, yada.
In the END, I WAS the Victim; I did not cause the original provoking; The "Assistant Manager" Made the First Attack ONTO ME and Provoked my defensive response. I was Minding My Own Business; NOT Looking for Trouble, and then HE Startled Me, similar to a potential Rapist in a Dark Alley in a big city. ANY of you would have done the same as I Have in Defense AND Escape!
And we can SUE SEGA for Changing Sonic's Arm Colour and Ultimately, this MALE getting Pepper Sprayed! Think About It Seriously!
And my Protest Actions are NOT acts of "Vandalism", regardless of your individual perceptions. It was NOT Vandalism, but Good Protest when in around 2004, At Fashion Square, I tried their NEW Soda machines with a credit-debit card slot, and then I learned of the FIVE DOLLAR SURCHARGE that brought my bank account into the Freaking Red! I subtly Posted Sticky Note Signs onto each machine shortly after, "This Machine Charges You Five Dollars per Card Use". A few days later, the Original Machines returned! Nobody gave ME Any Freaking Grief or Complaints at all about that!
AND if you REALLY want to see the Whole Mess Happen, go find the Security Tape of the time of Point A, my finding Blastermind to Point B of my departure from the store.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have a LOT of much required Packing to Take Care Of.
Good Day. [4][/quote]
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;46821520]getting a license here in america is the easiest thing so i'm honestly not surprised. you need to drive along one street and park forward and in reverse and you're p. much done.[/QUOTE]
Not what I went through. I was late getting my license, so I had to take a 3-week class with quizzes each day. After that I had to take a test with 20 questions in 15 minutes. THEN I need to take 3 days of behind-the-wheel training with a former/current cop as an instructor. Even after that, I need 50 hours on the road with a ceritified driver plus 10 hours at night. I don't know where you got that idea from, but IDriveSmart doesn't screw around with their students from MD.
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;46825087]wall of text ahead:[/QUOTE]
Classic CWC, don't care about the consequences and the likely fact that this time the book will be thrown at you, because CWC acts like a child, and only cares that Sonic's arms aren't colored like a human.
Is CWC one of the most well documented human beings of all time?
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46825809]I think some Austrian fella with his antics in Germany gets that price.[/QUOTE]
nah id say we probably know more about chris' day to day life than anyone else on the planet,the guy has a whole wiki dedicated to himself
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46812122]Yes for those that don't know he [sp]pierced his taint[/sp] because he thought that's where the clitoris was on a woman
[editline]28th December 2014[/editline]
Also I should add that he had to get it done several times so there was some poor human being that had to delve into his nether regions and pierce it 7 times[/QUOTE]
Makes me sick just imagining it.
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46825809]I think some Austrian fella with his antics in Germany gets that price.[/QUOTE]
There are probably aspects of Hitler's life that no one really knows about. Literally everything about Chris is online, it's creepy.
[QUOTE=SpotEnemyBoat;46825900]Makes me sick just imagining it.[/QUOTE]
Makes me sick because it reminds me that someone tricked me into looking at it. It was painful.
[QUOTE=StarToad;46808802]He's fucked, the gamestop employee is going to [URL="http://sonichu.com/cwcki/GameSpot_Assault"]press charges.[/URL][/QUOTE]
[img_thumb]http://sonichu.com/w/images/0/0b/Dec2014cwcjailphonecall.jpg[/img_thumb]
lol
[QUOTE=ccg;46826024]There are probably aspects of Hitler's life that no one really knows about. Literally everything about Chris is online, it's creepy.[/QUOTE]
If Hitler had existed in a world of Smartphones and the Internet, we'd have more videos of history's most infamous dictator doing silly polka dances.
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46825009]Could also just be shit genes.
Time to cry in a corner about my impending hair loss.[/QUOTE]
thats ok science allows you to take your asshairs and put it on your head
Can someone explain to me who this guy even is and why he is relevant?
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46826778]Can someone explain to me who this guy even is and why he is relevant?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian[/url]
[QUOTE=tempunary;46826789][url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh my god that is depressing, creepy and sad
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46826807]Oh my god that is depressing, creepy and sad[/QUOTE]
You haven't even scratched the surface.
[QUOTE=joshuadim;46826778]Can someone explain to me who this guy even is and why he is relevant?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page[/url]
This link pretty much can answer all CWC related questions.
browsing through, found this shit
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCRockin4Way.jpg[/url]
My god I don't think I've ever laughed this hard. NSFW and shit but good god I feel nice about all the shit in my life.
[QUOTE=Man in the Moon;46827224]browsing through, found this shit
[url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCRockin4Way.jpg[/url]
My god I don't think I've ever laughed this hard. NSFW and shit but good god I feel nice about all the shit in my life.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget about Juli.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46827255]Don't forget about [I]JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY[/I][/QUOTE]
ftfy
-snipped, alas poor late-
[QUOTE=Weeaboo;46809507]I'm not sure whether I should feel sad or appalled, to be honest.[/QUOTE]
I feel sad. Very sad.
I'm actually kinda glad he's getting REAL consequences for his behavior this time around. Hopefully some time in jail will maybe show him that he can't do whatever he wants, but it's not that likely considering it's CWC we're talking about here.
I actually do hope he learns how to function one day though. Legitimately feel sorry for the dude sometimes.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;46826884][url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page[/url]
This link pretty much can answer all CWC related questions.[/QUOTE]
And if you need further reading, the staff behind the site might just be as crazy as Chris himself.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;46827608]And if you need further reading, the staff behind the site might just be as crazy as Chris himself.[/QUOTE]
How so?
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46827790]How so?[/QUOTE]
Oh god the stories I could tell.
But some other time eh?
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;46827608]And if you need further reading, the staff behind the site might just be as crazy as Chris himself.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Helios127;46828042]Oh god the stories I could tell.
But some other time eh?[/QUOTE]
Let's start a wiki about them.
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