[QUOTE=Helios127;46828042]Oh god the stories I could tell.
But some other time eh?[/QUOTE]
Tell us the stories, you cocktease.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46827790]How so?[/QUOTE]
I've heard that the owner of the forums tried to blackmail a female forum user into fucking him, and I've personally seen him throw fits over fairly small things, the funniest of which was caused by someone saying some girl on Twitter wasn't as good looking as he was saying she was.
Don't quote me on the rumor, though. I know the forums have a few borderline Chris Chans, but there are also numerous banned borderline Chris Chans who make up bullshit about them.
[url]http://i.imgur.com/OeOwz7X.jpg[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/mDD4Yo3.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/1tRnSSJ.png[/url]
Gamergate is involved in this now, too. they think he's an anti-gg agent. (or most likely hilarious bait they're biting)
Edit: big so I dropped tags
Looks like their just delicately skimming the rules in their image board so they can have a few laughs at his expense. Kinda like how bowser threads on/v/ always just ended up being bara bowser porn.
[QUOTE=Askaris;46828049]Tell us the stories, you cocktease.[/QUOTE]
Oh, its tempting now, but right now some of them are looking at me to decide if I am the next big lolcow since him or some shit. People who I really don't want to piss off unnecessarily. Most of the stuff is about Parkourdude91 anyways, including people who quite literally want to fuck him.
So heres an intresting fact! The person who played Clyde Cash (or rather, appropriated the name) not only played Viviantheg, but also in the Alec saga the webhost of Mao. Also, Jack Thadeus was Surfshack Tito, or the guy who Chris called the n-word in a video.
[QUOTE=StarToad;46808802]He's fucked, the gamestop employee is going to [URL="http://sonichu.com/cwcki/GameSpot_Assault"]press charges.[/URL][/QUOTE]
Fuck you, I spent hours on that site, and went to bed 2 hours later than i was supposed to.
[QUOTE=Helios127;46829126]Oh, its tempting now, but right now some of them are looking at me to decide if I am the next big lolcow since him or some shit. People who I really don't want to piss off unnecessarily. Most of the stuff is about Parkourdude91 anyways, including people who quite literally want to fuck him.
So heres an intresting fact! The person who played Clyde Cash (or rather, appropriated the name) not only played Viviantheg, but also in the Alec saga the webhost of Mao. Also, Jack Thadeus was Surfshack Tito, or the guy who Chris called the n-word in a video.[/QUOTE]
do you know anything about the identity of liquid chris?
[QUOTE=Zubat;46828080][url]http://i.imgur.com/OeOwz7X.jpg[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/mDD4Yo3.png[/url]
[url]http://i.imgur.com/1tRnSSJ.png[/url]
Gamergate is involved in this now, too. they think he's an anti-gg agent. (or most likely hilarious bait they're biting)
Edit: big so I dropped tags[/QUOTE]
I thought Gamergate was finally dead
why the fuck isn't this stupid shit dead?
WHY?
[editline]31st December 2014[/editline]
also people have tried to help him, like really really tried but he ignores it all
[QUOTE=Zubat;46828080]anti-gg agent[/QUOTE]
[I][B]"alright mr. chandler, tell us what experience you have with SIGINT operations, and we'll see if you have a future with the NSA."[/B]
*the agent named chandler takes a long drag off his cigarillo and scowls, oily smoke drifting into the dull yellow light above and forming warped and disturbing shadows on the two men's faces*
[B]
"gamergate, december twenty-ninth to thirty-first, edge of 2014. lone wolf operation. remember that little number, company man? mine."
"you know that was a deniable op."
[/B]
*mr. chandler laughs, a strange cackle injected into that dim smoky room deep beneath Fort Meade, Maryland*
[B]"isn't it always?"[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=Lamar;46829615]do you know anything about the identity of liquid chris?[/QUOTE]
Not names, but he has a identical twin who has cancer, and that he is really married to Kacey.
An inability to cope with change is a fairly standard autistic thing, too.
i thought liquid had both cancer and the bum arm, guess i was wrong
was it null that freaked out at you? he always seemed a bit reactionary on the fourms to me
[editline]31st December 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46830907]So there is this theory that the sonic bleu arm thing is so important to him because its the only thing he understands, changes like his dad dying fly over his head and other things he can just ignore by crawling into his world (his normal tactic). SEGA is effectively pissing over his childhood and changing something he has no control over but still wants in his life.
So things aren't exactly going his way anymore forcing him to either accept it and not getting what he wants for the first time in his life, or we are going to see a guerrilla warfare campaign. But luckily for us he will the worst weapons he can get are his car and some mace.[/QUOTE]
theres actually a witheld recording of chris from about the time his dad died, showing that he was devestated regarding his loss
id hope that he stil misses him sincerely and not because he could buy more toys and less barbage when bob was alive
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46830907]So there is this theory that the sonic bleu arm thing is so important to him because its the only thing he understands, changes like his dad dying fly over his head and other things he can just ignore by crawling into his world (his normal tactic). SEGA is effectively pissing over his childhood and changing something he has no control over but still wants in his life.
So things aren't exactly going his way anymore forcing him to either accept it and not getting what he wants for the first time in his life, or we are going to see a guerrilla warfare campaign. But luckily for us he will the worst weapons he can get are his car and some mace.[/QUOTE]
Lurking the forums, I saw some leaked Chris post or something where the Sonic Boom redesign happened around the same time as the house fire, and that he seemingly associates the two for whatever reason.
Jace and Eli are about to duel to determine who gets the most pussy.
The people have spoken...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/H3Lgst0.png[/IMG]
EDIT: Waitaminute, this isn't the right thread at all!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yyQzEKh.jpg[/IMG]
jesus christ
He actually looked kind of cute as a kid in that one picture. :/
What a shame that he turned into... [I]that.[/I]
If you met the kid version of that knowing exactly what he was going to become
like
what do you even SAY
I'd prolly just give him a hug and fuckin' cry.
[QUOTE=J!NX;46834002]If you met the kid version of that knowing exactly what he was going to become
like
what do you even SAY[/QUOTE]
Pretty much be the ghost of Chris Chan future.
[QUOTE=A Sock Accnt;46835842]Pretty much be the ghost of Chris Chan future.[/QUOTE]
Considering his personality, and upbringing, I doubt he'd learn a thing.
[QUOTE=KOManiacJim;46837609]I'm glad that he's going to jail, Hopefully for life. I play Sonic the hedgehog, like MLP:FIM and I have Autism, Asperger's and ADHD but he gives fandoms and autism a horrible name.[/QUOTE]
To be honest there is a lot more than Chris-Chan giving the Sonic fandom a horrible name.
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46837647]Something he would say at school so protective services can get involved. Dunno how on the rails he was back then.[/QUOTE]
He was apparently fairly normal until high school.
[QUOTE=KOManiacJim;46837609]I'm glad that he's going to jail, Hopefully for life. I play Sonic the hedgehog, like MLP:FIM and I have Autism, Asperger's and ADHD but he gives fandoms and autism a horrible name.[/QUOTE]
thats ok, the sonic and mlp fandom already gives itself a horrible name without chris' helping them
From his wiki, forums, and my own views the conclusion is generally this:
Christian was born with some kind of autism that impaired his social skills. However, his intelligence (contrary to popular belief) is not really impaired. What happened is that he was born to a man and woman both far too old and past their prime to raise a child. They opted for the lazy route to buy him toys to stop him crying and to encourage him to do positive behaviours. However, they wanted a "normal" child so they actually moved to stop him going to a special school, which meant he never got the support he needed.
Eventually Chris became spoilt, and with his diminished social skills made few friends. It was made worse by the fact he constantly moved schools, so he had no time to make any in either case. By the time you hit highschool, he was already a social outcast who already began retreating into his shell of toys and games. By the time he hit the internet, he was already pretty done for. The last 7 years have been his life decaying towards its logical conclusion, with a mind that only autism and the worst parenting can create in combination.
I honestly blame his parents for it all, and while he's detestable for all of his various acts, I honestly couldn't see a way he could personally get out of it without somebody directly intervening. His mind is too fucked to assume any altruistic behaviours or a sense of self-worth.
[QUOTE=Deng;46838847]From his wiki, forums, and my own views the conclusion is generally this:
Christian was born with some kind of autism that impaired his social skills. However, his intelligence (contrary to popular belief) is not really impaired. What happened is that he was born to a man and woman both far too old and past their prime to raise a child. They opted for the lazy route to buy him toys to stop him crying and to encourage him to do positive behaviours. However, they wanted a "normal" child so they actually moved to stop him going to a special school, which meant he never got the support he needed.
Eventually Chris became spoilt, and with his diminished social skills made few friends. It was made worse by the fact he constantly moved schools, so he had no time to make any in either case. By the time you hit highschool, he was already a social outcast who already began retreating into his shell of toys and games. By the time he hit the internet, he was already pretty done for. The last 7 years have been his life decaying towards its logical conclusion, with a mind that only autism and the worst parenting can create in combination.
I honestly blame his parents for it all, and while he's detestable for all of his various acts, I honestly couldn't see a way he could personally get out of it without somebody directly intervening. His mind is too fucked to assume any altruistic behaviours or a sense of self-worth.[/QUOTE]
Haven't people offered him help and he's refused?
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;46839124]Haven't people offered him help and he's refused?[/QUOTE]
Pretty much.
Again, largely because it depends on his ability to think normally. Chris doesn't operate on a plane of reality as such, which is why all attempts are futile, and to blame him is futile too. His behaviour is largely fixed by this stage, and I think maybe his mental decay could be stopped or even reversed if he got the help he actually needed. But that requires a degree of coercion and power over Chris, something only his parents or an institution could be probably capable of.
But otherwise we are looking at somebody who is mentally and physically degrading before our eyes.
God I wish he stopped this fucking "im a transsexual" shit. Its embarrassing that I'm associated with this waste of space.
He's not even really MtF his line of logic is "well no girls would date me as a guy so I might as well say I'm a girl in the inside. Wait shit that didn't work either better look like a girl on the outside now too and pretend to be transgender maybe then girls will like me."
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;46840042]God I wish he stopped this fucking "im a transsexual" shit. Its embarrassing that I'm associated with this waste of space.
He's not even really MtF his line of logic is "well no girls would date me as a guy so I might as well say I'm a girl in the inside. Wait shit that didn't work either better look like a girl on the outside now too and pretend to be transgender maybe then girls will like me."[/QUOTE]
Didn't he finally just say "fuck it" and hired a Hooker?
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