6 Foods You're Eating Wrong - General

i just shove the entire wing in my stupid mouth and suction the meat off.

I have an article I want to write. It's called "1 website you're doing wrong", and the entirety of it is "[B]Buzzfeed:[/B] STOP WRITING, YOU SUCK"

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;44269660]Also why do you peel the banana like a stupid monkey, do it from the right end, use the stem for leverage.[/QUOTE] i'd trust a monkey over a man when it comes to eating bananas tbh their diet is like 596% banana they sweat banana and poop banana

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;44270451]I peel bananas like that already. [editline]17th March 2014[/editline] idk why everyone is so up in arms about this video. Nearly everything I saw was new to me and pretty inventive.[/QUOTE] I pretty much knew everything except for the egg and the orange. [editline]17th March 2014[/editline] And the egg is dumb

hey that's the same way [URL="http://allrecipes.com/video/343/how-to-eat-chicken-wings/detail.aspx"]chef john[/URL] eats wings, except he takes a bit more time to not get his entire hands covered in grease

Scrub don't know how to roll eggs.

I always end up cutting oranges into quarters and just stuffing them into my mouth like a gum guard. It makes a mess but somehow is more satisfying for reasons that I just can't explain.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;44269660]Also why do you peel the banana like a stupid monkey, do it from the right end, use the stem for leverage.[/QUOTE] what kind of leverage would you need to peel a fucking banana are you serious

the fuck did they do to those chicken wings you're supposed to suck the in-between meat out you dopes, not make a mess like a fucking baby in a high chair

heh, thats one fucked up way to eat wings.

[QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;44271603]the fuck did they do to those chicken wings you're supposed to suck the in-between meat out you dopes, not make a mess like a fucking baby in a high chair[/QUOTE] i prefer to wrestle it out with my tongue. it's why i prefer that kind over the drumstick-shaped ones. what they did just ruined the point of them.

[QUOTE=JXZ;44272169]i prefer to wrestle it out with my tongue. [/QUOTE] this is a pointer you always throw in conversations when you get the chance. so women find out if you're good at oral sex.

I always just snap it on one end. Or avoid wings altogether and go for drumsticks or boneless.

[QUOTE=.Lain;44271246]what kind of leverage would you need to peel a fucking banana are you serious[/QUOTE] what, you [I]don't[/I] use a system of pulleys to open up those iron fortresses?

[QUOTE=JXZ;44272169]i prefer to wrestle it out with my tongue. it's why i prefer that kind over the drumstick-shaped ones. what they did just ruined the point of them.[/QUOTE] Hey, I do that too. Just stab through the bone with your tongue. Works every time.

I think I'm learning more from this thread than I did from the video.

i DON'T GIVE A FUCK how monkey's open bananas fuck off I'll open it with the little lever at the top fuck that shit

as some one mentioned earlier apple seeds are poisonous, they contain arsenic but you'd have to eat like a two handfulls of seeds.

I just eat the bone with the wing because I'm a savage and bone marrow is pretty alright

i dont eat meat that has bones in it. my teeth or tongue touching bone or even cartilage makes me fucking gag.

Who the fuck spends their time hacking away at an orange when you can just bite the peel and pull it off? Jesus...

Real men eat bananas like this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM[/media]

[QUOTE=Tmaxx;44273965]i dont eat meat that has bones in it. my teeth or tongue touching bone or even cartilage makes me fucking gag.[/QUOTE] To each their own, I guess. I like to chomp right into the bones because there's usually some good stuff in those things.

I don't need nobody telling me how to eat my food. Fuck the police