BrutalMoose, a not so well known video game reviewer.
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It's strange that your title hasn't been approved yet :I
1. Page: BrutalMoose videos
other 11. Pages: Facepunch talking....
[QUOTE=Greendead;36608953]1. [I]Post[/I]: BrutalMoose videos
other 11. Pages: Facepunch talking....[/QUOTE]
FTFY
[QUOTE=mutank;36606538]Thanks for the intelligent feedback everyone.
Well, I'm not going to waste my summer replying to a thread, dealing with a case of mistaken identity.
Happy summer![/QUOTE]
I wish you could see how many cases of mistaken identity there are in the RC.
Anyways, Moose, what do you make of our Hastings closing down? It's terrible but I just bought a shitload of stuff on sale.
I've not seen such bravery!
Nor have I seen such kindness. This is really, [B]really[/B] strange for Facepunch to be so nice. You should probably be worried brutalmoose, I think they are secretly plotting against you!
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;36611359]I think they are secretly plotting against you![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Canter;36593999][U][B][I]It's a conspiracy.[/I][/B][/U][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Hilarious Pill;36608841]This kind of game reviewing is my favorite <3[/QUOTE]
Hooray!
[QUOTE=paul simon;36608900]It's strange that your title hasn't been approved yet :I[/QUOTE]
I don't know anything about any of that. I didn't even know they needed to be approved.
[QUOTE=The Castro;36610935]Anyways, Moose, what do you make of our Hastings closing down? It's terrible but I just bought a shitload of stuff on sale.[/QUOTE]
I'm currently out of town for the summer, and honestly I didn't even know there was a Hastings around. I'd never been. So... kind of apathetic.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;36611359]I've not seen such bravery!
Nor have I seen such kindness. This is really, [B]really[/B] strange for Facepunch to be so nice. You should probably be worried brutalmoose, I think they are secretly plotting against you![/QUOTE]
You know, I didn't really believe it at first, even though people kept telling me that it was strange. But now I've had time to see some people get absolutely destroyed for posting something they've made around here, and I fully understand how lucky I am.
I'll keep my guard up, though. You know... just in case.
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;36611683]
You know, I didn't really believe it at first, even though people kept telling me that it was strange. But now I've had time to see some people get absolutely destroyed for posting something they've made around here, and I fully understand how lucky I am.
I'll keep my guard up, though. You know... just in case.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, what I always said about Facepunch is that you may have heard the stories, but the reality tends to be far worse.
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;36594279]I'm putting you in charge of the investigation. Make me proud.[/QUOTE]
Well, as the one in charge of investigating the [U][B][I]conspiracy[/I][/B][/U], I have come to some conclusions [sp]that I totally didn't pull out of my ass[/sp].
[QUOTE=paul simon;36608900]It's strange that your title hasn't been approved yet :I[/QUOTE]
This post made me think: Why [I]hasn't[/I] brutalmoose's title been approved yet? So I did some digging [sp]in my ass[/sp], and found some shocking conclusions:
Garry is obviously [I][B][U]conspiring[/U][/B][/I] with Machinima.
Mutank, a machinima.com director, received orders from the video-game-cinema powers that be that he would be taking a mission to attempt and make an up-and-coming reviewer less popular and desperate enough for views to get a partnership with machinima.com.
Garry, who got involved after brutalmoose's videos were posted to FP, was payed off by machinima to not change brutalmoose's title from what mutank had put it as. I mean, I'm talking loads of dosh here. Gmod 13 isn't made from garry's sweat, blood, and tears- it's made from brutalmoose's lack of changing title.
Long story short, Garry is getting paid by Machinima not to change brutalmoose's title because Machinima wants brutalmoose to be unpopular so he turns to them out of desperation.
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[QUOTE=mutank;36606538]Thanks for the intelligent feedback everyone.
Well, I'm not going to waste my summer replying to a thread, dealing with a case of mistaken identity.
Happy summer![/QUOTE]
you haven't even said 'sorry' yet, it's just been stupid backpedalling
[editline]4th July 2012[/editline]
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I usually don't say this for YouTubers, but I genuinely cannot wait for Moose's next video
[editline]3rd July 2012[/editline]
Is my fanboy showing?
[QUOTE=Canter;36611950]Well, as the one in charge of investigating the [U][B][I]conspiracy[/I][/B][/U], I have come to some conclusions [sp]that I totally didn't pull out of my ass[/sp].
This post made me think: Why [I]hasn't[/I] brutalmoose's title been approved yet? So I did some digging [sp]in my ass[/sp], and found some shocking conclusions:
Garry is obviously [I][B][U]conspiring[/U][/B][/I] with Machinima.
Mutank, a machinima.com director, received orders from the video-game-cinema powers that be that he would be taking a mission to attempt and make an up-and-coming reviewer less popular and desperate enough for views to get a partnership with machinima.com.
Garry, who got involved after brutalmoose's videos were posted to FP, was payed off by machinima to not change brutalmoose's title from what mutank had put it as. I mean, I'm talking loads of dosh here. Gmod 13 isn't made from garry's sweat, blood, and tears- it's made from brutalmoose's lack of changing title.
Long story short, Garry is getting paid by Machinima not to change brutalmoose's title because Machinima wants brutalmoose to be unpopular so he turns to them out of desperation.
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This is amazing detective work. You're really going the extra mile to earn that yearly salary of $0.
Please keep us posted with any new developments.
And I have to say, you look strikingly similar to Shaggy, especially the live action renditions.
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Wanna dye your hair blonde?
[QUOTE=Pie108;36615336]And I have to say, you look strikingly similar to Shaggy, especially the live action renditions.
Wanna dye your hair blonde?[/QUOTE]
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that one! And my hair actually used to be pretty blonde, too.
I was at a small party a few months ago and didn't know everyone there. Someone pointed out that I looked like Shaggy. There are still people from that party that call me Shaggy. Not sure if they know my real name.
It's... interesting.
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;36615452]If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that one! And my hair actually used to be pretty blonde, too.
I was at a small party a few months ago and didn't know everyone there. Someone pointed out that I looked like Shaggy. There are still people from that party that call me Shaggy. Not sure if they know my real name.
It's... interesting.[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean, except it was Jesus for me. And it wasn't at a party, it has half of my graduating class, since 8th grade.
Moose I fucking love you, you seem all too nice to peeps and thats a rare thing.
Do you have Skype?
This guy made me unable to sleep. I love your videos.
Brutalmoose [I]might [/I]do something that involves alcohol, scary games and livestreams :v:
[QUOTE=darth-veger;36618169]Brutalmoose [I]might [/I]do something that involves alcohol, scary games and livestreams :v:[/QUOTE]
Yes yes oh man.
Also, might I recommend trying out Eversion, moose? Not exactly the kind of thing you'd review or do in the above mentioned livestream since it has no/few jump scares (although it is very scary, so maybe). Just a game it could be good to play?
What kind of dick would give him that title, why, why I just don't understand I mean even if you don't like his content he's still a friendly and awesome guy.
Somebody's title finally published
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Did I do good
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do i deserve a pat on the head
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;36620218]Did I do good
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CAVrd.png[/IMG]
do i deserve a pat on the head[/QUOTE]
No but you can have a high five.
I watched all your videos and I laughed. The editing is really good and the sudden cutoffs are used very well.
Also, you're probably the first person producing content for 1000+ people, and still does the good creator-part of this guide: [url]http://akreon.deviantart.com/art/The-Hitchhiker-s-Guide-to-Critique-287120707[/url] (except with videos)
Awesome.
[QUOTE=Pie108;36616395]I know what you mean, except it was Jesus for me. And it wasn't at a party, it has half of my graduating class, since 8th grade.[/QUOTE]
At least people probably recognize you easily, I guess?
[QUOTE=dvc;36617477]Moose I fucking love you, you seem all too nice to peeps and thats a rare thing.
Do you have Skype?[/QUOTE]
Thank you kindly. And, I do have Skype, but I really never use it. I pretty much just use Steam to talk to people.
[QUOTE=Derpmonster;36617624]This guy made me unable to sleep. I love your videos.[/QUOTE]
I will haunt your dreams.
Actually, that's an ability I wish I had. I'm going to work on that.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;36618169]Brutalmoose [I]might [/I]do something that involves alcohol, scary games and livestreams :v:[/QUOTE]
Maybe when it gets closer to Halloween... that might work. Does the new Amnesia come out by then? If not I guess I could try that free one that people keep telling me to play. Something Containment Something, I don't remember.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36618251]Also, might I recommend trying out Eversion, moose? Not exactly the kind of thing you'd review or do in the above mentioned livestream since it has no/few jump scares (although it is very scary, so maybe). Just a game it could be good to play?[/QUOTE]
Maybe. I actually really hate being scared, so I don't play scary games very often. I really only played Amnesia because it kind of reminded me of Myst, and I love Myst.
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;36620218]Did I do good
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CAVrd.png[/IMG]
do i deserve a pat on the head[/QUOTE]
Thank you very much. As much as I loved the old title, this one is far superior.
[QUOTE=phuwnaren;36623124]I watched all your videos and I laughed. The editing is really good and the sudden cutoffs are used very well.
Also, you're probably the first person producing content for 1000+ people, and still does the good creator-part of this guide: [url]http://akreon.deviantart.com/art/The-Hitchhiker-s-Guide-to-Critique-287120707[/url] (except with videos)
Awesome.[/QUOTE]
In my heart and mind, we are all polite rabbits that respect each other. It's how I live my life.
The name of the game is SCP: Containment Breach.
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;36624545]The name of the game is SCP: Containment Breach.[/QUOTE]
Tried to convince him to play that but after he heard my story he said he would prob never touch that game :v:
[url]http://www.greenmeteorteam.com/uploads/5/7/6/8/5768383/slenderman.zip[/url]
Do it.
I swear, it's an educational game. :v:
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