• BrutalMoose, a not so well known video game reviewer.
    2,626 replies, posted
[QUOTE=supersnail11;39120749]I'd send him some of this: [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Moxiecan-edit.jpg/250px-Moxiecan-edit.jpg[/img] because it's fucking delicious but there's pretty much nowhere where you can buy it.[/QUOTE] You monster, that shit is AWFUL. Don't listen to him! He's trying to poison you!
[QUOTE=Chronische;39123570]You monster, that shit is AWFUL. Don't listen to him! He's trying to poison you![/QUOTE] anyone who thinks moxie tastes bad hates kittens and puppies and likes stepping on legos.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;39123749]anyone who thinks moxie tastes bad hates kittens and puppies and likes stepping on legos.[/QUOTE] :( it's so awful though. for real. tastes like boiled hatred.
Moxie is the one drink I love, but still think tastes absolutely foul...
What's it actually taste like because now i'm intrigued.
Moose why do you look good with both long and short hair, it's not fair I'm mad at you now [QUOTE=ZestyLemons;39115526]Do Tomba 2 It needs more love[/QUOTE] I'll stop being mad if you play Tomba
[QUOTE=legolover122;39123905]What's it actually taste like because now i'm intrigued.[/QUOTE] [url]http://torrentialparentheses.blogspot.com/2007/01/80-5-nation-of-moxie.html[/url] * "It's a root beer!" This is usually delivered by someone who thinks that for 130 years, attempts to describe it have somehow avoided any reference to root beer. More accurately, Moxie tastes like an attempted root beer that went awry in the brewing process. * "It's medicine-y." Well, so is vodka, yet that doesn't seem to hurt vodka's sales, does it? * "It tastes flat." Well, hard to argue with that one. It comes out of the can with a notable carbonation deficiency---and its spirit fades rapidly after opening. You can sip on an hour-old can of Coke and still get a passable cola experience; After about 25 minutes, a Moxie has reached the nadir of its deconstruction---an hour old, a year old, interchangeably bad. * "It tastes old-fashioned." Yes, it does. Moxie is to the modern carbonated sugar waters what Squirrel Nut Candies or Goldberg's Peanut Chews are to Skittles---Moxie passes as a soda because in 1884, it was that or water, and by then everyone was pretty damn tired of water. Pretty much the only place to get it is in New England, and very few places up here at that.
[QUOTE=cdr248;39117808]But isn't that a decent game?[/QUOTE] I had my fun with it but it has it's fair share of problems and random-ness
I know it's probably been mentioned already but really, all you guys asking for him to review games don't have much a chance. It seems moose only reviews really old or really bad games. In fact I don't think he's really reviewed any modern game except for mw3.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;39124638]I know it's probably been mentioned already but really, all you guys asking for him to review games don't have much a chance. It seems moose only reviews really old or really bad games. In fact I don't think he's really reviewed any modern game except for mw3.[/QUOTE] Bully, LEGO Island and Myst aren't bad games and he reviewed them.
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;39124667]Bully, LEGO Island and Myst aren't bad games and he reviewed them.[/QUOTE] But LEGO Island and Myst are old and Bully isn't very new. I'm still waiting for LEGO Rock Raiders. Come on Moose, you can do it!
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;39124667]Bully, LEGO Island and Myst aren't bad games and he reviewed them.[/QUOTE] Wow I dunno how I wrote all that instead of what i was originally trying to say, but w/e. I mean brutalmoose does review good games, but what I mean is that he pretty much spends the whole time pointing out the games flaws. He does it in a good way though, like how skate 3 is pretty horrible but by exploiting it you can have so much fun. Watching him review games makes me want to go play those games no matter how bad they are.
I'm not saying do a video on it, but you should check out Myst Online man. It's all free and shit now.
[QUOTE=Jetamo;39135910]I'm not saying do a video on it, but you should check out Myst Online man. It's all free and shit now.[/QUOTE] Didn't it die some years or moths ago? Glad to see that it's still running.
Yeah, it's not getting any new content any time soon, but Cyan have released the engine's source code so the community is trying to make new content.
Moose, please make a top ten list of videogame soundtracks sometime! Including the modern ones, too.
[QUOTE=proch;39145186]Moose, please make a top ten list of videogame soundtracks sometime! Including the modern ones, too.[/QUOTE] That'd be an immensely difficult task to take on. Lots of games have brilliant music.
[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;39145202]That'd be an immensely difficult task to take on. Lots of games have brilliant music.[/QUOTE] Precisely the reason I normally don't do "Top" whatever lists. There's no way I can cover every game ever made. Also, sorry I haven't posted much lately. I have company over, and haven't had time to reply to you guys. I have been keeping up with the thread, though! Be back to normal in a few days. <3
I'm a bit late to the party but I just watched your recent video and far out dude you look amazing now no homo (well maybe a little). I think your old style had a lot more of a comical feel to it, but I'm not saying you shouldn't have changed how you look because it hardly factors on the great reviews you give. It's time to get used to this new brutalmoose.
Look who it is (50 seconds in) [video=youtube;8XCu5P6ySZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XCu5P6ySZg[/video] Wonder how much longer till BrutalMoose hits the 10k subscriber mark?
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;39155477] Wonder how much longer till BrutalMoose hits the 10k subscriber mark?[/QUOTE] Exactly 3782.
I love to just see how Brutalmoose slowly grows and how he gets more attention over time.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;39156191]I love to just see how Brutalmoose slowly grows and how he gets more attention over time.[/QUOTE] And finally you'll be able to say I KNEW HIM FIRST, MOTHERFUCKERS [editline]9th January 2013[/editline] Also, yeah. I'd love some more popular reviewer or lper or whatever to mention him in his videos.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;39155477]Look who it is (50 seconds in) [video=youtube;8XCu5P6ySZg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XCu5P6ySZg[/video] Wonder how much longer till BrutalMoose hits the 10k subscriber mark?[/QUOTE] My guess is not that long, give it a couple of months at most. Also the guy in this video, Caddicarus, is a really good reviewer as well, and a truly swell guy. If you haven't already checked him out, then do so. I only found him through curiosity and Moose's linked channels, and it was definitely worth it.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;39156191]I love to just see how Brutalmoose slowly grows and how he gets more attention over time.[/QUOTE] Yes Moose is like a Chia pet.
[QUOTE=Minimole;39163094]Yes Moose is like a Chia pet.[/QUOTE] A Chia pet that grows by cutting its own hair. The best kind.
Im too dribbled for thiss i lovdyou alllllllllllllllllllll <33333333
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;39165350]Im too dribbled for thiss i lovdyou alllllllllllllllllllll <33333333[/QUOTE] god dangit y'all broke him again
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;39152988] Be back to normal in a few days. <3[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=brutalmoose;39165350]Im too dribbled for thiss i lovdyou alllllllllllllllllllll <33333333[/QUOTE] Just kidding, love you moose.
[QUOTE=brutalmoose;39165350]Im too dribbled for thiss i lovdyou alllllllllllllllllllll <33333333[/QUOTE] Right back at you, but I think you need to lay off the Woodchuck for a bit.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.