• North Korea's Flying traffic girls
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I was waiting to see if they would show one float down, but they didn't... Ima dispoint...
No, Kim, we won't back down to your "superior" power. Go back to playing with your flying traffic women while us advanced nations talk about important stuff.
Anyone who knows Korean want to tell us what was [i]actually[/i] going on in that video?
Worst thing is, the citizens probably do believe that this is the peak of technology, and that all other countries are inferior.
New technology we've been developing for some time?
"No Other nation has this technology" it's called parachutes.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;23174821]Anyone who knows Korean want to tell us what was [i]actually[/i] going on in that video?[/QUOTE] something about umbrellas and a platform for the traffic girls to stand on and how being a traffic girl is wonderful, i can't really understand much of it because the old guy is slurring his words and the traffic girls have that annoying north korean accent.
Yeah American soldiers wont think a korean women floating down to tell them to go the wrong way will be strange.
Wonder what they were actually saying.
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;23175256]Wonder what they were actually saying.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BeardyDuck;23175213]something about umbrellas and a platform for the traffic girls to stand on and how being a traffic girl is wonderful, i can't really understand much of it because the old guy is slurring his words and the traffic girls have that annoying north korean accent.[/QUOTE] i'm gonna go ahead and guess from what little information i got, it's just an inside look at what being a traffic girl is like.
"First traffic intersections, then, THE WORLD!" Oh god. Get in your homes, black out your windows. We're all gonna die.
Last time i saw document about North-Korea there wasn't even half of the ammount of cars moving as in this video. That's like america would make intercontinental ballistic traffic lights.
So she has magnetic shoes that stick her to the platform, allowing no escape.
I don't get why you guys are laughing i'm terrified
I think that computer thing at the top controls the magnet which rotates the girl automatically. I don't even know why they need one since there are like no cars in North Korea and they could have spent that money on something more important. Also they could technically just use stop lights but they probably don't have that technology yet.
Misdirect supply convoys? You have this [B]all[/B] wrong. So useless. God, I hate how they move like robots, so much energy wasted. Get fluid, jackasses.
haha as if supply convoys wouldn't notice a north korean directing them
RAMIREZ, REDIRECT TRAFFIC! They just need to stop...
[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;23175362]Last time i saw document about North-Korea there wasn't even half of the ammount of cars moving as in this video. That's like america would make intercontinental ballistic traffic lights.[/QUOTE] Exactly my feeling about the video, when I watched a documentary of 2 guys that went there, there were like zero cars.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;23176490]Exactly my feeling about the video, when I watched a documentary of 2 guys that went there, there were like zero cars.[/QUOTE]Vehicles are only given to people with permits and/or need it for the work...
...Traffic lights are better.
Why would you even need these platforms? Couldn't you just, you know, DRIVE to the intersection?
Well. We're fucked.
I feel pity for the North Korean people. Especially the traffic girls, their enthusiasm in participation of the program just seems so fake, yet if they were to behave differently, I suspect they would be killed or imprisoned.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;23176355]Misdirect supply convoys? You have this [B]all[/B] wrong. So useless. God, I hate how they move like robots, so much energy wasted. Get fluid, jackasses.[/QUOTE] "Captain, it seems like some Oriental chick is telling us to go back." "Damn it! I guess we have to find another way round." "But sir, our troops need these supplies right now." "We don't have a choice, private."
"No nation has this technology" Well no fucking shit we use traffic lights.
Aw... It seemed like some of the shit their government would actually try to tell to their people.
Next they are going to create platforms that drop vehicles from the sky.
[QUOTE=madmax678;23177637]Vehicles are only [B]given to people with permits[/B] and/or need it for the work...[/QUOTE] Isn't that how almost every western society works? You need a permit/license to drive a vehicle.
You can get a driving license when you want, you need a permit from them which you don't get when you want.
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