• North Korea's Flying traffic girls
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[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;23175362]Last time i saw document about North-Korea there wasn't even half of the ammount of cars moving as in this video. That's like america would make intercontinental ballistic traffic lights.[/QUOTE] They probably give people food or money or something to drive cars past news cameras so that the streets look more crowded than they actually are.
This video just made my day. :v:
It's fake. There's a bunch of videos like this when they take old NK footage and make it into something funny.
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I found the traffic woman quite attractive :v:
The US provides most of the world with gps and has control over the civilian mode. So when these flying traffic ladies fall from the sky they can be redirected to bodies of water where their metal bottomed shoes and electromagnetic plated stands won't be to safe.
"no other country has the ability to drop people into battle to direct units" yeah because they have a com link to hq and a gps
[QUOTE=Valdor;23334657]Isn't that how almost every western society works? You need a permit/license to drive a vehicle.[/QUOTE] Do you need a license to own a vehicle? [editline]01:48PM[/editline] [QUOTE=VQ35HR;23337517]It's fake. There's a bunch of videos like this when they take old NK footage and make it into something funny.[/QUOTE] Not that we'd mind it that much if it was real.
Today we control the traffic, tomorrow we control the world!!!
You have it all wrong, the goal is to drop siren like women to lure unsuspecting soldiers into traffic...
Why does Korean sound like voices played backwords? Also "No other nation has this technology", probably because almost no large nations use traffic people anymore, we invented stoplights for a reason. Also, the idea of air-dropping traffic people is stupid as shit, and probably really expensive, it'd simply be easier to just drive the traffic girl there. I also like how he says they can be used in war to mis-drect convoys. Right, because other nations will listen to a Korean traffic girl on a giant umbrella pad. :downs: This is a really complex way of doing something really simple. God, Korea is retarded.
[QUOTE=madmax678;23177637]Vehicles are only given to people with permits and/or need it for the work...[/QUOTE] Ill grant you the cities then but look at this: [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3323/3222625894_40a5665eda.jpg[/img] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2467321340_db82e56a45.jpg[/img] That's just weird as hell.
This is not real, the subtitles were not matching what they were saying. There is no fucking way an umbrella is going to create enough resistance to fairy a fucking 300 plus pound platform with a little Asian chick wearing magnetic shoes down from the fucking sky. I mean hell the airplane would have to be going about 200 miles per hour, that in its self would sling the bitch from the platform and she would plummet to her death. It's obvious the umbrellas are there to shield them from the sun. I would have believed it if I saw one of those things actually descending from the sky.
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;23355291]Ill grant you the cities then but look at this: [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3323/3222625894_40a5665eda.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2467321340_db82e56a45.jpg[/IMG] That's just weird as hell.[/QUOTE]Thats just a god damn waste... no wonder Jong Il is fucked on the money side of things...
Oh you North Korea. :rolleyes: It just shows how crazy they usually are since I believed it until near the end. :ohdear:
those traffic girls look like robots ...wonder what they are thinking
[QUOTE=WaXeD187;23355335]This is not real, the subtitles were not matching what they were saying. There is no fucking way an umbrella is going to create enough resistance to fairy a fucking 300 plus pound platform with a little Asian chick wearing magnetic shoes down from the fucking sky. I mean hell the airplane would have to be going about 200 miles per hour, that in its self would sling the bitch from the platform and she would plummet to her death. It's obvious the umbrellas are there to shield them from the sun. I would have believed it if I saw one of those things actually descending from the sky.[/QUOTE] Plus, the air resistance on the umbrella would be pretty little, due to most of the air just being pushed away by the platform. In short, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghsplat.
"Daddy, can I have a traffic lady?" Is something I would've said be I younger and more wanting...
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