• 2013 Vidya Gaem Awards by 4chan
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Jesus Dragon Crown. this is certainly a product of 4chan
[QUOTE=The Combine;44254317]Amazing awards, the actual games that won every award I would never play myself but it was still fun to watch. Nicely hosted. Why did Bioshock: Infinite get so much shit? The repetive fighting?[/QUOTE] Because at its core its just another generic shooter with a gimmick slapped on top and a really super annoying fucking support character which apparently you're meant to get attached to but she's just a pain in the ass and feels slapped on to cater to a market. Oh and the fighting and gun battles are repetitive as fuck.
God I'm confused. Is this trying to be a sort of legit awards thing? Or just an hour of satire?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44254454]God I'm confused. Is this trying to be a sort of legit awards thing? Or just an hour of satire?[/QUOTE] It's both.
When was the voting for this? There are only like 250 registered Facepunch voters and I would have voted.
oh god the part where they cut stuff from hl2 together i thought i had completely missed a trailer from valve in 2013 :v:
[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;44253889]I heard the Monster Girl Quest games was suppose to have a good plot and evoke alot of feels but, I can't be arsed to figure out how to defeat the monsters and watching the same rape scene over and over again. If there was an option to just skip the fights and go straight to dialogue, I'd play it again.[/QUOTE] The game is just a matter of using the same plans over and over again and slightly adjusting it if the situation is not in your favour or when you get a new power.It isn't really that hard. Speaking about the plot though,it's pretty entertaining and I was engaged by the story but against other games I'm not sure if I would vote for it :v:. I still haven't finished the last chapter though so maybe I'll change my mind if I finish it.
I'm suprised on how many reddit votes were cast For the amount of users they have.
[QUOTE=matty928;44254640]I'm suprised on how many reddit votes were cast For the amount of users they have.[/QUOTE] Go and count [url]http://2013.vidyagaemawards.com/voting/results[/url]
[QUOTE=The Combine;44254317]Amazing awards, the actual games that won every award I would never play myself but it was still fun to watch. Nicely hosted. Why did Bioshock: Infinite get so much shit? The repetive fighting?[/QUOTE] I didn't like the shooting part. Which is pretty bad for a shooter. The story has flaws as well, because time travel is involved and that's really easy to fuck up. I got quite a few feels though. I think it gets too much shit.
Make sure to watch it on twitch. It has some short skits before the main event and they are pretty hilarious.
I love how any votes not from /v/ don't count that's hillarious
[QUOTE=booster;44253301]Facepunch is amongst the voters. [url]http://2013.vidyagaemawards.com/voting/results[/url][/QUOTE] The FP's best gameplay 1st choice should've been Revengence. GTA5 gets boring after a short while and a ton of little things (cops, some of the gunplay) tainted it.
yeah our votes really show how casual we are
I probably state the obvious but the Facepunch and all the other votes didn't matter. We can only see how our members and other sites voted but they had no effect on /v/gas.
"Games may not be art but this one did wonderful things to my dick" Welp, guess we all need to give Monster Girl Quest a try :v:
that fucking half-life/ricochet 2 trailer lmao. also cisfire won that's fucking brilliant best song of the bunch.
The /v/gas tend to have a great selection of nominees; but I rarely agree with the winner. It's part that they have nothing keeping the same handful of games get in every catagory; part that they win everything. Still pretty entertaining. :v:
[QUOTE=Dick Slamfist;44254779]I love how any votes not from /v/ don't count that's hillarious[/QUOTE] Why? It's the /v/ awards for /v/ chosen by /v/. It's called the /v/GA's. If you guys don't like the results make a Facepunch awards for Facepunchers.
[QUOTE=proch;44254669]I didn't like the shooting part. Which is pretty bad for a shooter. The story has flaws as well, because time travel is involved and that's really easy to fuck up. I got quite a few feels though. I think it gets too much shit.[/QUOTE] I agree, I loved the hell out of the art, story, and characters, I agree the pseudo time travel was kinda weird, but in the end I personally feel like I got my $60 worth. I had a shit ton of ton playing a game I waited for years since it's announcement. I also agree that the gameplay was ok. Nothing really ground breaking but ok.
I really enjoyed this years. The sweeps were the only things that annoyed me; but by this 3rd awards show I should be used to it by now.
[QUOTE=Reagy;44254436]Because at its core its just another generic shooter with a gimmick slapped on top and a really super annoying fucking support character which apparently you're meant to get attached to but she's just a pain in the ass and feels slapped on to cater to a market. Oh and the fighting and gun battles are repetitive as fuck.[/QUOTE] If the gimmick was Skyhooks I half agree, they both add something, and all together nothing. As a way to fight in a combat arena, it's fun as hell. But otherwise, feels unnecessary. I would disagree with the generic Shooter because it's Bioshock...buuuut I like Bioshock for it's style, voice acting, themes, settings, and art. As far as gameplay goes, at least generic means that game won't be super buggy. As for Elizabeth I half agree again. She's a decent character for the game, and has a beautiful design for her. Buuuut she has some stupid moments I fucking dread every playthrough ([sp]ELIZABETH DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING "I HATE YOU DADDEE" MOMENT BECAUSE I LIED TO YOU ABOUT PARIS, WE ARE BEING CHASED BY CRAZY RACIST NATIONALISTS WITH GUNS, ROBOTS, AND MAGIC PEOPLE, FOCUS HERE YOU DUMB IDIOT! ALSO DON'T FUCKING CALL ME A MONSTER WHEN THE PEOPLE CHASING AFTER YOU JUST STABBED MY FUCKING HAND![/sp]) That and Ken Levine's comment about Elizabeth feeling like "a daughter" in regards to her in porn is very clingy. I think that while Elizabeth is an ok character, the game would be alot better if It were just me, a beautiful steampunk flying city in the blue sky, and some good story.
[QUOTE=Takuat;44254979]Why? It's the /v/ awards for /v/ chosen by /v/. It's called the /v/GA's. If you guys don't like the results make a Facepunch awards for Facepunchers.[/QUOTE] We'll call it the FAP VGAs Facepunch Anonymous Polls. :v:
[QUOTE=Tasm;44253475]Precipitation Award for biggest emotional impact... And Monster girl wins 5/12 fields. This had got to be some stupid joke.[/QUOTE] When I went to vote and saw MGQ3 was in many of the categories, I said fuck it and slapped it in number one on all of them that I could. I'm pretty sure a lot of other people did, too.
[QUOTE=booster;44253301]Facepunch is amongst the voters. [url]http://2013.vidyagaemawards.com/voting/results[/url][/QUOTE] i find the whole "fp is so unique compared to other forums" thing some people go with pretty elitist, but i have to say i'm surprised to see that in most categories, fp IS pretty unique with its votes
we didn't even put DMC in our top 5 for worst game of the year
the pixels are art winner had me in tears, that game really deserved the award
I'm glad cisfire won that musical choice. I wrote one of the songs on the album too. Its horrible.
The only bummer is that this show was only 1 hour, previous /v/gas were almost 2 hours long. I miss the crazy intro videos, dumb guest stars and talking over nominees. :(
Oh yeah, fun fact. The little skit of Papers, Please with Jorji passing off the Doomguy Award was actually made by the creator of Papers, Please.
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