Real life Super Heros, aka nerds, middle aged men and fat guys - General

Only real superhero is that guy that goes around in the awesome suit with a kevlar vest.

If that Nyx chick wants to do things for other people, she could very well start with fighting virginity

I'd fuck Nyx.

Geist looks like a cool mother fucker.

Geist was the only cool looking one.

[QUOTE=Occlusion;29862831]Only real superhero is that guy that goes around in the awesome suit with a kevlar vest.[/QUOTE] Who?

That was actually really cool.

"motormouth" made me laugh so hard

When you think of a superhero... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5mmdR1bv0&feature=player_embedded[/media] A fanny pack obviously comes to your mind!

[QUOTE=Cl0cK;29872998]When you think of a superhero... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5mmdR1bv0&feature=player_embedded[/media] A fanny pack obviously comes to your mind![/QUOTE] If you are going to put a gun in it, use a fucking [I]holster.[/I]

[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;29858941] That "Nyx" chick was kinda hot, though. Kinda.[/QUOTE] you ought to be neutered

I will become a super villain. I will be called The Flying Spoon. My power? Not being able to fly.

[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;29874480]I will become a super villain. I will be called The Flying Spoon. My power? Not being able to fly.[/QUOTE] If I was gonna be a superhero, I would wear some [I]serious[/I] armour. And have an actual weapon, not a baton. See Kick-Ass. Guy with a baton gets shanked. Guys with guns and swords fuck shit up for the criminals.

if I were a superhero I would train my martial arts skills in Asia (the real deal yo) and name myself after a traumatic childhood event if I had enough money I would make my secret base a cave and have a butler sidekick that only ever stays at my home and cleans my shit and I would get a kickin' rad armored car and body armor and lots of throwing knives

[QUOTE=cccritical;29875160]if I were a superhero I would train my martial arts skills in Asia (the real deal yo) and name myself after a traumatic childhood event if I had enough money I would make my secret base a cave and have a butler sidekick that only ever stays at my home and cleans my shit and I would get a kickin' rad armored car and body armor and lots of throwing knives[/QUOTE] Fuck now these stupid ass wannabes make me want to be the real deal. But i know it is a terrible idea, but it doesn't stop me running around my house making "WOOSH" noises. I was thinking of some sort of way for injury detection. Sensors placed on wrist/elbow and other strategic points, relaying info to eachother when in the correct position. Upon breaking a limb, the sensors are offset. Thus, the suit knows you just fucked your leg up, and reacts. Come to think of it, it would probably be [I]relatively[/I] easy to create a suit with very rudimentary life support features. Ala the Half-Life HEV suit, anyone? All that really is, is the system named above that applies morphine upon limb breakage, a Geiger counter, metal armor and some other very basic gadgets slapped in. Be right back, selling ideas to the military.

Phantom Zero #1 [img]http://gyazo.com/cc1762f8d112e01f4267cc97e22422c6.png[/img] [IMG]http://gyazo.com/f2d717e5af5670f05a14bcc9e1a696ae.png[/IMG] [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=RainbowDash;29876081]Fuck now these stupid ass wannabes make me want to be the real deal. But i know it is a terrible idea, but it doesn't stop me running around my house making "WOOSH" noises. I was thinking of some sort of way for injury detection. Sensors placed on wrist/elbow and other strategic points, relaying info to eachother when in the correct position. Upon breaking a limb, the sensors are offset. Thus, the suit knows you just fucked your leg up, and reacts. Come to think of it, it would probably be [I]relatively[/I] easy to create a suit with very rudimentary life support features. Ala the Half-Life HEV suit, anyone? All that really is, is the system named above that applies morphine upon limb breakage, a Geiger counter, metal armor and some other very basic gadgets slapped in. Be right back, selling ideas to the military.[/QUOTE] Because no one has ever thought of doing this before, the point is metal won't stop bullets if it's thin, too much is too heavy, A giant Kevlar suit won't make sense either. Morphine to a broken limb will make you collapse in happy town and die. Shit isn't "relatively easy".

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;29876358]Phantom Zero #1 [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/cc1762f8d112e01f4267cc97e22422c6.png[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/f2d717e5af5670f05a14bcc9e1a696ae.png[/img_thumb] [editline]16th May 2011[/editline] Because no one has ever thought of doing this before, the point is metal won't stop bullets if it's thin, too much is too heavy, A giant Kevlar suit won't make sense either. Morphine to a broken limb will make you collapse in happy town and die. Shit isn't "relatively easy".[/QUOTE] I said relatively easy to [I]make[/I], not practical to [I]use[/I].

was it that not-obvious I was being batman

Is it bad that I want to be one of them?

[QUOTE=Dracon;29877348]Is it bad that I want to be one of them?[/QUOTE] Depends. If you think it would be cool to do so, but realize it is stupid, like me, not bad. If you are seriously planning and wanting to be, yes.

[QUOTE=RainbowDash;29873712]If you are going to put a gun in it, use a fucking [I]holster.[/I][/QUOTE] Because walking around with a bright colored suit, while having an exposed firearm, will probably won't go very well with the pedestrians.

Citizen Prime had a pretty cool suit, but the helmet ruined it.

[QUOTE=Dirf;29878090]Citizen Prime had a pretty cool suit, but the helmet ruined it.[/QUOTE] He is just a Optimums Prime ripoff. The majority of these guys costumes are from comic books, but with unnecessary shit added and a different color scheme.

[QUOTE=Cl0cK;29872998]When you think of a superhero... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW5mmdR1bv0&feature=player_embedded[/media] A fanny pack obviously comes to your mind![/QUOTE] "Grab, Zip and pull it out"

A super hero called super hero. Original

[QUOTE=booster;29885922]"Grab, Zip and pull it out"[/QUOTE] ITS YOURS THE POWER IS YOURS

The 'life' guy does not even have a costume.

[QUOTE=Nanamil;29891913]The 'life' guy does not even have a costume.[/QUOTE] I think he's going for the "mysterious gay bartender" look

I love this show. It's fucking hilarious.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;29894894]I love this show. It's fucking hilarious.[/QUOTE] I wish it was just a TV show.