swissfappers.ch

[lapsus_]

I feel unclean now

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=J!NX;45861082]speaking of which, what the hell are they saying?

you both have swiss flagdogs so[/QUOTE]

There's subtitles

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[Davoc]

I don't understand :S

[maxofsteam]

this is insulting to switzerland

[Roll_Program]

[QUOTE=JohnnyOnFlame;45860521]I have no fucking idea what was it that I just watched, but I sure as hell laughed a lot.

It's not like [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=umcCNJDhV0I]you guys[/url] have some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eJm2neag9NU] pretty weird shit[/url] too, right?[/QUOTE]

I think that's weird.

[alxnotorious]

Swissland; not even once.

[Laika]

[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;45861746]but he's swiss...[/QUOTE]

..point being?

[Broguts]

Why does he pronounce the achs like KHGKHGKHKGGHKHKGKK is that the local dialect?

[rosthouse]

[QUOTE=Broguts;45872883]Why does he pronounce the achs like KHGKHGKHKGGHKHKGKK is that the local dialect?[/QUOTE]

Basically, yes. We have vocal cords made out of steel.

[editline]2nd September 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Furnost;45870654]..point being?[/QUOTE]

We're not Germans

[Laika]

[QUOTE=rosthouse;45872915]Basically, yes. We have vocal cords made out of steel.

[editline]2nd September 2014[/editline]

We're not Germans[/QUOTE]

at no point did i imply swiss = germans

[rosthouse]

[QUOTE=Furnost;45872948]at no point did i imply swiss = germans[/QUOTE]

So what about the Nazi reference then?

[Laika]

the true plan of nazi germany and japan was to assimilate all other euro countries into anime and melon pan is the result
duh

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=rosthouse;45872915]Basically, yes. We have vocal cords made out of steel.

[editline]2nd September 2014[/editline]

We're not Germans[/QUOTE]
Oh, I was hoping the Berlin dialect I was learning might help me blend in should I ever visit or move there but my dirty aluminum vocal chords would give me away.

[rosthouse]

[QUOTE=Broguts;45873033]Oh, I was hoping the Berlin dialect I was learning might help me blend in should I ever visit or move there but my dirty aluminum vocal chords would give me away.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, in the beginning you won't understand a word people are saying when they talk swiss german. Even worse, basically every city and village has it's own dialect (fuck, I have trouble understanding some guys from Valais). But everyone in the german speaking part will understand you just fine and they can answer in high german.

[DasMaddi]

What the absolute fuck.

[Buck.]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;45858035]And people thought furries were weird

[editline]1st September 2014[/editline]

As much as people are making fun of him, this guy looks happier than most people ever will be.[/QUOTE]

You'd be pretty happy too if you were driving a fucking Ferrari.

[DarkKrystal]

huh

[Kljunas]

[QUOTE=Broguts;45872883]Why does he pronounce the achs like KHGKHGKHKGGHKHKGKK is that the local dialect?[/QUOTE]

Swiss Germans are like that bear character in that one greentext story. They just go "ACHRÜHHCRÜCRHCHÜ" and trick everyone into believing that they're speaking an actual language.