Guy gets drunk.Finds himself stuck on bridge. Posts it online - General

[QUOTE=pixskull;43386082][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=461038&dateline=1388622207[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=420188&dateline=1388549671[/img] [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] OOOOOH YOU GOT MAD SERVED, SON

[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]It's not criticism. He made a half-hearted quip in a desperate attempt for recognition of his fellow spergs. He's not from the UK so he doesn't understand our culture. Lad culture is an epidemic that threatens to taint the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare and John Sullivan help stitch.[/QUOTE] Dude. [I]Dude.[/I] You're being like, the biggest face right now. Quit it.

[video=youtube;BNOGrHlmEgE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOGrHlmEgE[/video] that's well mad innit!

I find it very unlikely to be in a scenario where you drink enough to be almost completely naked and STILL having your smarthphone/camera around, I mean he could of have passed out with his smarthphone laying around or even in his hand, but as I said I find it pretty unlikely if you already are missing your pants

[QUOTE=Tretot;43387924]I find it very unlikely to be in a scenario where you drink enough to be almost completely naked and STILL having your smarthphone/camera around, I mean he could of have passed out with his smarthphone laying around or even in his hand, but as I said I find it pretty unlikely if you already are missing your pants[/QUOTE] What I find strange is how no one saw a naked guy running around.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]It's not criticism. He made a half-hearted quip in a desperate attempt for recognition of his fellow spergs. He's not from the UK so he doesn't understand our culture. Lad culture is an epidemic that threatens to taint the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare and John Sullivan help stitch.[/QUOTE] ~[I]back in my day young folk didn't do them things, what has our world come to?[/I]~

[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]It's not criticism. He made a half-hearted quip in a desperate attempt for recognition of his fellow spergs. He's not from the UK so he doesn't understand our culture. Lad culture is an epidemic that threatens to taint the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare and John Sullivan help stitch.[/QUOTE] What are you doing

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;43388008]What are you doing[/QUOTE] He's like a Weeaboo, but for Britain

[QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/url] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE] Why are you trying to steer the conversation away from you? You have brought your own creation of hell on yourself and you are trying to avoid it now?

this guy knows how to party

[QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [URL]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/URL] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE]sorry to break this to you mate but i think ure a loser :( [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] also i think the video is fake. The dude is definitely drunk but why does he have his phone with him if hes naked?? makes no sense

This guy is pretty skilled, I can't even stay that clothed when I'm sober.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/url] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE] And you're not just right at the bottom of the social spectrum, you're buried under it so stop shit posting. I bet you're the life of the party aye

[QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/url] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE] Pix you make good videos but just stop.

My grandfather told me he once got drunk and ended up in a yacht in Sydney.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/url] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE] Jesus fucking christ bud do you literally have a severe case of mad Did a "lad" rape your father or something? How come you've not been banned for flaming yet? You've insulted every single poster in this thread. Is it because he's ripped and you ain't because you spent all of your years reading Shakespeare or whatever? Get over yourself, jeez...

[QUOTE=Winters;43385586]Last time I got that fucked up I just vomited on myself :( Why cant I have fun on a sign bridge?[/QUOTE] Last time I got this drunk I nearly broke my nose on the toilet I was vomiting into for an hour because I passed out

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385247]Hopefully his next adventure will lead him to a slaughter house and the farmer mistakes him for a sheep. Lad culture has once again engulfed my beautiful country. Poets and play writes are no longer relevant in this green and pleasant land. The following is an extract from Lee Dilby's Turner nominated autobiography 'Smashing fanny and supping booze' It was an hot day so I wrapped my Lacoste jumper around my waist. I got a text off me mate Tony Two chins at 4pm. We called him Tony Two chins on account of him being a big fat bastard from all the maccy d's he he eat. Tony said to meet him on the park at 7. I quickly packed a Tesco's bag full of cheap lager and logged onto Facebook to see if any birds were gagging for it. Tina from round the corner had left me a rather saucy message but according to Nige who works at JD Sports she's got a fanny like a walnut whip. I'm a bonafide lad with a haunting reputation. I've done some mad things in my life. I've eat crayons for shits and giggles. I've ejaculated over a bowl of cornflakes. In order to keep my reputation up I needed a banging bird with blonde hair and an luminous complexion. As I rolled a big fat j it came to me. I quickly stood up from my computer desk and did that dance from that epic YouTube video. You know the one. The one where that little Egyptian bloke pretends to rub his arse on the carpet like a jack russell.[/QUOTE] Well said my fellow enlightened chappy! *tips fedora*

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385247]Poets and play writes are no longer relevant in this green and pleasant land.[/QUOTE] *Playwrights

I got kicked out of someone's house once for vomiting on their parents car. [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=CLungcancer;43388555]sorry to break this to you mate but i think ure a loser :( [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] also i think the video is fake. The dude is definitely drunk but why does he have his phone with him if hes naked?? makes no sense[/QUOTE] You mean, it's normal to keep it duct taped to your thigh? uh oh. [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=pixskull;43388082]I'm sorry I can't take you seriously. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/drachenhaus[/url] your kind are below lad culture in the social spectrum.[/QUOTE] You need to calm the fuck down young man.

Aaaand he's banned

[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]It's not criticism. He made a half-hearted quip in a desperate attempt for recognition of his fellow spergs. He's not from the UK so he doesn't understand our culture. Lad culture is an epidemic that threatens to taint the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare and John Sullivan help stitch.[/QUOTE] lmao, I can scarcely believe you are fucking serious right now.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385247]Hopefully his next adventure will lead him to a slaughter house and the farmer mistakes him for a sheep. Lad culture has once again engulfed my beautiful country. Poets and play writes are no longer relevant in this green and pleasant land. The following is an extract from Lee Dilby's Turner nominated autobiography 'Smashing fanny and supping booze' It was an hot day so I wrapped my Lacoste jumper around my waist. I got a text off me mate Tony Two chins at 4pm. We called him Tony Two chins on account of him being a big fat bastard from all the maccy d's he he eat. Tony said to meet him on the park at 7. I quickly packed a Tesco's bag full of cheap lager and logged onto Facebook to see if any birds were gagging for it. Tina from round the corner had left me a rather saucy message but according to Nige who works at JD Sports she's got a fanny like a walnut whip. I'm a bonafide lad with a haunting reputation. I've done some mad things in my life. I've eat crayons for shits and giggles. I've ejaculated over a bowl of cornflakes. In order to keep my reputation up I needed a banging bird with blonde hair and an luminous complexion. As I rolled a big fat j it came to me. I quickly stood up from my computer desk and did that dance from that epic YouTube video. You know the one. The one where that little Egyptian bloke pretends to rub his arse on the carpet like a jack russell.[/QUOTE] take off the fedora and go outside

pixskull is probably one of those dudes that when people he knows irl mention him they're like "ahh fuck no, not that kid he's so fucking annoying"

I want to see his next adventure

Saw this on Facebook about 2 years ago, old gold status [editline]2nd January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=pixskull;43386302] It's a thing called lad culture. It's basically influenced by The Inbetweeners[/QUOTE] wut

[QUOTE=Tretot;43387924]I find it very unlikely to be in a scenario where you drink enough to be almost completely naked and STILL having your smarthphone/camera around, I mean he could of have passed out with his smarthphone laying around or even in his hand, but as I said I find it pretty unlikely if you already are missing your pants[/quote] The wondrous things you can stuff up your ass.

Jesus Christ this thread went to shit fast

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385810]One autistic kid at a time.[/QUOTE] you're a fucking retard. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

what a fine (sexy) specimen