Guy gets drunk.Finds himself stuck on bridge. Posts it online - General

'Elloou, ma nehms reyn tuhnuh, an ahm a beh pesst!"

[QUOTE=pixskull;43386302]How am I shit posting? I am contributing to a thread. The kid in the video is a waste of flesh. Shame on the people that encourage this sort of behaviour. Lad culture in the UK is an epidemic. It's a thing called lad culture. It's basically influenced by The Inbetweeners and that KSI kid off YouTube.[/QUOTE] No, that's what the Daily Mail would have you believe. This is just a typical Tuesday evening in the North. He's having fun, who cares?

LoLL

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[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare[/QUOTE] As wonderful a playwright as Shakespeare was, he was also what would probably now be considered a 'lad'. His plays were constant dick and pussy jokes, with the odd touch of arse.

Wow,I don't even know what this thread is about anymore....and I made it. What did I do?

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;43402374]As wonderful a playwright as Shakespeare was, he was also what would probably now be considered a 'lad'. His plays were constant dick and pussy jokes, with the odd touch of arse.[/QUOTE] I love how Othello was all about how getting laid gets you in trouble.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43387370]It's not criticism. He made a half-hearted quip in a desperate attempt for recognition of his fellow spergs. He's not from the UK so he doesn't understand our culture. Lad culture is an epidemic that threatens to taint the rich tapestry the likes of Shakespeare and John Sullivan help stitch.[/QUOTE] God who fucking cares, England's "Lad Culture" is the same thing in Australia if not more developed, its a thing called having fun and a good time, of course some people over step the line and that's normal, alcohol fucks with your mind, but by calling this guy an Aspie or whatever is so fucking dumb like who cares

you see it says MAAAAANNNNNCHHHEEESSSSTUUUHHHHHHH

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385772]He's a cretin. "Lad culture le inbetweeners" personified.[/QUOTE] Your "I'm a posh twat" youtube character is bleeding into real life way too much. To be honest I was thinking "wow, his accent isn't very strong for a manc pisshead"

[QUOTE=pixskull;43385247]Hopefully his next adventure will lead him to a slaughter house and the farmer mistakes him for a sheep. Lad culture has once again engulfed my beautiful country. Poets and play writes are no longer relevant in this green and pleasant land. The following is an extract from Lee Dilby's Turner nominated autobiography 'Smashing fanny and supping booze' It was an hot day so I wrapped my Lacoste jumper around my waist. I got a text off me mate Tony Two chins at 4pm. We called him Tony Two chins on account of him being a big fat bastard from all the maccy d's he he eat. Tony said to meet him on the park at 7. I quickly packed a Tesco's bag full of cheap lager and logged onto Facebook to see if any birds were gagging for it. Tina from round the corner had left me a rather saucy message but according to Nige who works at JD Sports she's got a fanny like a walnut whip. I'm a bonafide lad with a haunting reputation. I've done some mad things in my life. I've eat crayons for shits and giggles. I've ejaculated over a bowl of cornflakes. In order to keep my reputation up I needed a banging bird with blonde hair and an luminous complexion. As I rolled a big fat j it came to me. I quickly stood up from my computer desk and did that dance from that epic YouTube video. You know the one. The one where that little Egyptian bloke pretends to rub his arse on the carpet like a jack russell.[/QUOTE] Ghod shave tha queen.

So weird, where did he keep his phone at while he was drunk? Oh god and he had to climb to get up the bridge, where did he put his phone? Oh no

You're all talking to a banned person. Fucking stop. I did find the constant use of there phrase "lad culture" hilarious though.

Yeah, "lad culture" is such a stupid way to put it.

This is totally faked, the guy is the worst acting drunk I've ever seen. Source: I'm Scottish. I'm drunk right now.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] mate pls get out of our country and take your top hat with you

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] Dude,I've been looking though you're posts and must ask this,Are you a troll? If so I must say I'm impressed by the way you've kept you "Character" However If this truly is you I believe you really need help. I completely understand people have opinions & I respect that,But when you're opinions are calling people "plebians" and meaning it seriously. Thats just wrong,I think you need to understand(this is the last forum I thought I would be saying this on) things have moved with the times. And you're opinions not only rude and offensive but just flat out wrong. Please look at yourself in the mirror and from other peoples eyes first before calling others "plebs".

He's either a troll or suffers from severe autism or is a massively deluded loony.

[QUOTE=Coffee;43437361]He's either a troll or suffers from severe autism or is a massively deluded loony.[/QUOTE] Well, he came back to the exact thread he got banned from and is posting the exact same stuff before he got banned earlier so he's clearly insane.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] You sound like one of those people that wears fedora's, photoshop MLP characters into pictures, upload them on Deviantart, and then bitch about 'how bad the younger generation is.'

Um, have any of you stopped to think that he may be trolling? I mean, going by his videos, this is similar to how he enrages people in games.

[QUOTE=markfu;43438670]Um, have any of you stopped to think that he may be trolling? I mean, going by his videos, this is similar to how he enrages people in games.[/QUOTE] The way he puts it really makes him look delusional though. Disconnected from reality and shit. Unsettling, to say the least.

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] This has to be satire

I`m so happy I checked this thread out... gg 10/10

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits you bud

[QUOTE=pixskull;43435774]I think with a little bit of persistence we can quell this kind of behaviour. I dream of a time where gentlemen wore top hats and three piece suits. This kind of culture is having an impact on literally everything in the UK right now. Take television for example. I can't remember the last time Britain produced a decent weekly television series. Noways it's all about fancy haircuts and plebeians with hand held gadgets.[/QUOTE] I really don't think you know much about historical England. Here's a hint: it wasn't all dapper gentlemen and polite, proper ladies curtsying one another and kissing eachothers' posh arses.

It could also be an extreme case of Poe's law.

lad culture > shakespeare

stop

i'd rather get smashed and have fun then read poetry or w/e what did shakespeare even do? make a bunch of complicated words or something. lame stuff i'm sure