DSP - This Is How You DON'T Play Video Games 2013 (7 Hours of DSP retardation)
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[QUOTE=TonettaK;43405072]DSP during sex:
I put the Penis in the vagina? I CAN'T PUT IT IN DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK.
NOTHING I COULD DO, BUGGED VAGINA MECHANICS, PFFT DUDE WHATEVER, THIS VAGINA IS GLITCHED, I KEEP TRYING TO PUT MY PENIS IN THE VAGINA BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING, BUGGED SPERM MECHANICS![/QUOTE]
Thanks Kojima, huhuhuhuhuh.
[QUOTE=J!NX;43405450]
admits his wrong doing and understands the nature of what he has done bad = chug the entire fucking bottle because that'll never happen[/QUOTE]
Actually, he's done that! In his MGS playthrough, he actually admitted to dying of his own volition.
He's blaming kojima for his problems with Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.
wooooow
[QUOTE=Ittla;43406215]He's blaming kojima for his problems with Castlevania: Lords of Shadow.
wooooow[/QUOTE]
Kojima [i]was[/i] part of the development for Lords of Shadow, but it's still stupid to blame Kojima on it nonetheless.
When I first heard of DSP I thought he was like a 20-ish year old man
Everytime I hear his laugh, I want to punch him in his face.
[QUOTE=Levinx;43406679]When I first heard of DSP I thought he was like a 20-ish year old man[/QUOTE]
How old is he actually?
[QUOTE=aussiedropbear;43406907]How old is he actually?[/QUOTE]
Somewhere in his 30s.
[QUOTE=Eonart;43407260]I quit after he got to MGS3. It's his absolute worst is childishness, inability to read instructions, lack of common sense and just being plain awful.[/QUOTE]
My favorite part is where he complains about the game not holding his hand and then when the game notices his ineptness he gets a codec call from major zero that wants to explain it to him but instead of listening he just goes "fuck you" and closes it.
Also I am mad that people told him how to get past the sorrow. That was something I looked forward to.
$100 to anyone who can sit through this whole thing
how long did that take to edit
I skipped around and saw his Zelda: skyward sword footage (3h 50m), despite saying he would never play Nintendo products again (made a video of throwing his WiiU out). He assumes enemies are invincible after trying one item on them, not once does he swing his sword on the massive blue line across them.
[QUOTE=ss1234;43407508]$100 to anyone who can sit through this whole thing[/QUOTE]
you underestimate my obsession with DSP
Why is this guy popular?
[QUOTE=Kaelnukem;43407863]Why is this guy popular?[/QUOTE]
Probably because of how bad he is.
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Can anyone really be this stupid? He has to be faking it, seriously
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Oh wow the European Geography in Bully.. 'I live in North America you asshole, that wasn't fair at all!'
That is basic geography, I learned that in Elementary school.
[QUOTE=Tuskin;43407971]Probably because of how bad he is.
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Can anyone really be this stupid? He has to be faking it, seriously
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Oh wow the European Geography in Bully.. 'I live in North America you asshole, that wasn't fair at all!'
That is basic geography, I learned that in Elementary school.[/QUOTE]
no one can fake being a stupid asshole for [I]this[/I] long.
[QUOTE=ss1234;43407508]$100 to anyone who can sit through this whole thing[/QUOTE]
Not worth it, more like 10k for 7 hours.
I swear something happened to Phil, like a stroke or something. Because if you look back to that panel where he said he didn't care about making money and compare it to him now he's a completely changed person. Either that or he realized being a good person doesn't matter. If that's the case I hope that mother fucker enjoys his short time on this earth.
Jesus christ that Bayonetta portion was like his MGS playthroughs all fucking over again.
I like how he refuses to use a fucking capture card for anything.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;43409733]I like how he refuses to use a fucking capture card for anything.[/QUOTE]
He had someone build him a $1300 computer so he could record and stream some games on PC, but he couldn't figure out how to record directly so he carried on using the camera for everything. I don't think he even plays that many games on his PC either...
[QUOTE=Viper202;43409842]He had someone build him a $1300 computer so he could record and stream some games on PC, but he couldn't figure out how to record directly so he carried on using the camera for everything. I don't think he even plays that many games on his PC either...[/QUOTE]
He couldn't figure out how to fucking use Fraps? I'm not surprise.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;43409733]I like how he refuses to use a fucking capture card for anything.[/QUOTE]
He's been using one recently, surprisingly. I think he started partway through 2013
also update, still watching this video. got about 3 hours left.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;43409989]He's been using one recently, surprisingly. I think he started partway through 2013
also update, still watching this video. got about 3 hours left.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure that wasn't him uploading footage directly from his Xbone? There's the whole live streaming and recording feature with the new gen that's probably simple enough for him to use.
God fucking damnit his fucking laugh is so annoying.
[QUOTE=Viper202;43410013]Are you sure that wasn't him uploading footage directly from his Xbone? There's the whole live streaming and recording feature with the new gen that's probably simple enough for him to use.[/QUOTE]
He has been using direct capture for a while. Any footage you see that isn't is just old stuff.
[QUOTE=Viper202;43410013]Are you sure that wasn't him uploading footage directly from his Xbone? There's the whole live streaming and recording feature with the new gen that's probably simple enough for him to use.[/QUOTE]
Nah, he did a lot of stuff on his PS3, 360, and a playthrough or two on the PC iirc.
Check out this video he uploaded a few days ago. This is capture card stuff on the 360.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAHGpWgxK8[/media]
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
I also think he uses his capture card with the xbone, because he has his computer rendering and uploading parts as he plays.
[QUOTE=frozensmile;43407630]how long did that take to edit[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;pRd20xaoChM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRd20xaoChM[/video]
This took me a full 8 hours to edit, so this 7 hour one likely took a week. Probably much longer if you count downtime for stuff that actually matters like work.
Welp, I'm up to the Dark Souls part of the vid. Think my brain my finally aneurysm at this point, and I've seen it all before.
My favorite part was DPS getting his ass kicked online, or the brief MGR part.
Oh yeah, and the bayonetta clips are an absolute classic.
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
Oh yeah, and the Max Payne stuff. He doesn't take cover. HE DOESN'T EVEN DIVE.
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
no wait i take that back, i forgot about this part
[img]http://i.imgur.com/D2uDaWU.jpg[/img]