DSP - This Is How You DON'T Play Video Games 2013 (7 Hours of DSP retardation)
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[QUOTE=TonettaK;43405072]I put the Penis in the vagina?![/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;abYKKrCkF-c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abYKKrCkF-c[/video]
This video is always fitting.
I AM SUPPOSED TO RIDE THE BOAT TO SCHOOL!?
Well After 6-7 hours of terrible MGS footage I guess it is time again for me to endure DSP.
WHUUUUTTT!? WHHHUTTTTT!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHUT THE FHUCK!?!?! So fuckin' stupid dude!!!
I've been watching for an hour. The bayonetta part is killing me.
I like these because I can laugh at him without actually supporting his channel at all
I still don't understand how people can unironically sit through unedited footage of him playing games though
never forget his MGS3 playthrough where he attempts to shotgun The End, quickscope The Fury, and snipe The Boss, and uses CQC exactly once.
[video=youtube;NSH39aiTx2A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSH39aiTx2A[/video]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43405471]It's annoying[/QUOTE]
It's fuckin 8 hours long dude
If I was making an 8 hour long video you can be sure I'd half ass the editing to get it over and done with
I finally finished all 8 hours and the only lingerings side effects are I'm bleeding from my ears and nose, I have a sevear twitch in my right eye, and a palm shaped bruise on my forehead. All in all I think I got off pretty well, could have blown my brains out which was a very real possibility at many points during the vid.
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
I still cannot believe that fucker has the balls to give away games without the fucking game during a contest, what a shitty motherfucker.
"Here's the Collectors Edition of ME3! I redeemed all the bonus content and traded in the game but hey you get a cool steel case!"
Eat shit DSP.
I just finished it.
I was in the kitchen looking for food and I swear to fucking god I heard "WWWOOOOOWW" in the other room.
[QUOTE=Citrus705;43404432]Is this the same guy who was shit talking to people on Killer Instinct or something and he got his ass handed to him ten - fold?[/QUOTE]
And the same guy who couldn't crouch jump in half life.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY[/media]
"This game has a bugged jumping mechanic"
I don't like having my favourite game getting a bad rep because someones shit at it and decides to post on youtube. Not really the games fault to be honest, yours only.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;43412916]I don't like having my favourite game getting a bad rep because someones shit at it and decides to post on youtube. Not really the games fault to be honest, yours only.[/QUOTE]
How would the game get a bad rep? If anything the person who's playing the game would get a bad rep.
Can't believe someone would actually sit through all the 8 hours. Maybe have it run in the background but sit and watch it for 8 hours? Wow. You could have watched 3-4 good movies in that time.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;43410404]
This took me a full 8 hours to edit, so this 7 hour one likely took a week. Probably much longer if you count downtime for stuff that actually matters like work.[/QUOTE]
You know, i thought to myself "Yeah, i can do that. It looks like a easy gig for someone like me to do" after watching most of the DONT videos, i mean. I remember you going on about editing your X-COM video back in the DSP general last year, so to me it looked simple enough. Cue me downloading all the parts of his NeverDead (One of those love it or hate it games, I'm one of those people who liked Brink, but NeverDead gave out the million dollar question "what would happen in a game where DSP cannot die?") playthough and started to watch and edit it at the same time.
The cut down and edited "This is how you DONT play" and other videos staring DSP's retardation are bad, but when your actually watching through the entirety of a play through of DSP and then edit that to something shorter, you just notice how mentally draining he is to watch for more than a few hours uncut and your asking questions on how this guy got so popular in the first place, aside from Heavy Rain. There's no skill, He is literally more witless, gormless, clueless and careless than what you previously thought before you decided to watch a full playthrough.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgim8bFJ8JE[/media]
I shudder at how his Binary Domain and Vanquish playthroughs went, but I'll start biting those bullets later when I'm feeling brave/bold/stupid/masochistic.
Edit: I still can't get over the whole hardcore gaming season giveaway or whatever it's supposed to be called nonsense. Just... What? I can't even... Wow dude. The fuck?
[QUOTE=Zombine;43412558]And the same guy who couldn't crouch jump in half life.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY[/media]
"This game has a bugged jumping mechanic"[/QUOTE]
This guy is single, right? He must live in his mother's basement.
he actually has a girlfriend that is like late teens early twenties and he's like 30
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;43413792]he actually has a girlfriend that is like late teens early twenties and he's like 30[/QUOTE]
Unbelievable. His fanbase must be under ten or early teens then.
If you can believe it I find his girlfriend even worse than he is - must be a match made in heaven(or hell).
You know what? I'd love to see DSP play DotA2 so he can rage at all the "bullshit" in the game.
[QUOTE=ss1234;43407508]$100 to anyone who can sit through this whole thing[/QUOTE]
I'd only do that if the person offering the money toxx'd.
[QUOTE=Baggerbean;43413952]If you can believe it I find his girlfriend even worse than he is - must be a match made in heaven(or hell).[/QUOTE]
DSP is living, breathing proof that anyone can get a girlfriend.
besides facepunch members
actually I take that back incase karma kicks in.
[QUOTE=ashxu;43414040]You know what? I'd love to see DSP play DotA2 so he can rage at all the "bullshit" in the game.[/QUOTE]
Let's not.
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43413266]
Edit: I still can't get over the whole hardcore gaming season giveaway or whatever it's supposed to be called nonsense. Just... What? I can't even... Wow dude. The fuck?[/QUOTE]
Care to enlighten us?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43416445]Care to enlighten us?[/QUOTE]
He gave away collectors editions of games where he had already traded in the fucking game and redeemed all the bonus content where applicable. The whole thing was basically an excuse to clear his shelf of empty boxes of games he no longer owned under the guise of a contest where he "gives back to his fans".
So basically he was giving away empty steel book game cases and if you were lucky you got the second disk that had bonus shit on it like "The making of X". Oh and he signed the box whoop de fucking doo!
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Oh and people who payed money to sub to him on Twitch got entered into a smaller pool and had a higher chance of winning.
It's actually pretty amazing how he manages to accidentally make progress by ignoring the game slapping hints in his face and just bruteforcing it.
[QUOTE=ashxu;43414040]You know what? I'd love to see DSP play DotA2 so he can rage at all the "bullshit" in the game.[/QUOTE]
I want to see him play a kid's game and see if he can actually beat it.
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;43417352]He gave away collectors editions of games where he had already traded in the fucking game and redeemed all the bonus content where applicable. The whole thing was basically an excuse to clear his shelf of empty boxes of games he no longer owned under the guise of a contest where he "gives back to his fans".
So basically he was giving away empty steel book game cases and if you were lucky you got the second disk that had bonus shit on it like "The making of X". Oh and he signed the box whoop de fucking doo!
[editline]4th January 2014[/editline]
Oh and people who payed money to sub to him on Twitch got entered into a smaller pool and had a higher chance of winning.[/QUOTE]
Explained it much better than i ever could.
I'm surprised he's been able to trade in the games without their cases. I'm fairly sure you can't do that here in the UK.
I'm surprised he grasps the concept of using the postal service
[QUOTE=Lukeo;43418441]I'm surprised he grasps the concept of using the postal service[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised he knows how to play games.
[I]Oh wait.[/I]
[QUOTE=Combin0wnage;43416194]DSP is living, breathing proof that anyone can get a girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
Id rather be single then have a girl like he has.
Again.
is DSP an actual living person? because no person can actually be that clueless at video games I mean... COME ON!
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