DSP - This Is How You DON'T Play Video Games 2013 (7 Hours of DSP retardation)
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[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43434801]"Johnson, he's not talking. You know what that means..."
"You're not seriously considering-"
"Get DSP's MGS3 playthrough. Maybe then he'll talk."[/QUOTE]
in only the first 4 hours the prisoner has a seizure and dies
eventually word leaks out, riots ensue
the supreme court sentences them to death, deeming the technique "far too cruel", "Worse than even waterboarding", and even going so far as to say "Oh my fucking god these men are psychopath monsters!"
[QUOTE=gudman;43434784]I'd argue that he's actually making a lot of effort. Because imagine yourself doing tedious shit you don't find a little bit interesting, and plus you're terribly bad at this and it pisses you off doing it. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't like playing games, at all. But it pays, so he just drags himself through it.
It's not an effort to be admired or even respected, but it's an effort. If you think about it this way, hell, it might just make it more sad than anything.[/QUOTE]
He didn't really put in effort so much as he put in time.
[QUOTE=megafat;43434864]He didn't really put in effort so much as he put in time.[/QUOTE]
It's not like his time is worth anything though. Playing games he doesn't like to milk people he doesn't like is the pretty much all he does besides eating.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;43405240]Why is the editing mediocre. When half the comments are shown, it takes up 3/4ths the screen due to the black space.[/QUOTE]
Degenerative alpha radiation coming from the hyper condensed autism
[editline]6th January 2014[/editline]
Pressing upload was probably the last thing this brave soul did.
[QUOTE=Pelican;43403516]ahaha oh god I skipped to a random part and im 99% sure it was the whole 'black mesa crouch jump' thing, what a fuckin' loon - like, this is a standard pc game thing[/QUOTE]
I thought that video was a joke. He's seriously that fuckin bad? :v:
[QUOTE=Del91;43435019]I thought that video was a joke. He's seriously that fuckin bad? :v:[/QUOTE]
Welcome to DSP! It get's even worse from here!
[QUOTE=Del91;43435019]I thought that video was a joke. He's seriously that fuckin bad? :v:[/QUOTE]
You will continue to be amazed.
[QUOTE=ss1234;43407508]$100 to anyone who can sit through this whole thing[/QUOTE]
Give it.
I need to buy myself a gun and a bullet.
[QUOTE=J!NX;43434833]in only the first 4 hours the prisoner has a seizure and dies
eventually word leaks out, riots ensue
the supreme court sentences them to death, deeming the technique "far too cruel", "Worse than even waterboarding", and even going so far as to say "Oh my fucking god these men are psychopath monsters!"[/QUOTE]
The execution consists of putting them in a room filled with sharp tools and a video of DSP laughing and burping.
Nobody who plays games for a living can be this retarded at gaming.
Like seriously WTF.
[QUOTE=mcattack1092;43435859]Nobody who plays games for a living can be this retarded at gaming.
Like seriously WTF.[/QUOTE]
He sucks at games for a living. Big difference. A lot of people admit to finding entertainment value in DSP failing and blaming the whole world but himself for it.
[QUOTE=gudman;43434784]I'd argue that he's actually making a lot of effort. Because imagine yourself doing tedious shit you don't find a little bit interesting, and plus you're terribly bad at this and it pisses you off doing it. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't like playing games, at all. But it pays, so he just drags himself through it.
It's not an effort to be admired or even respected, but it's an effort. If you think about it this way, hell, it might just make it more sad than anything.[/QUOTE]
If anything, he's probably forcing himself to play games that he clearly sucks at (because they aren't a very specific version of SF on the PS1) because he doesn't seem to want to get a job and do real work. He knows he can make a dick ton of money sitting on his ass burping, why would he give that up?
[QUOTE=hexpunK;43438078]If anything, he's probably forcing himself to play games that he clearly sucks at (because they aren't a very specific version of SF on the PS1) because he doesn't seem to want to get a job and do real work. He knows he can make a dick ton of money sitting on his ass burping, why would he give that up?[/QUOTE]
Yup, he probably knows that half of his subscribers are drooling fucking retarded idiots (because there's no way you could genuinely enjoy this ass as a normal healthy person), and other half is just in it for laughs.
So he pretty much sucks at games for money.
I'd suck at games too if you paid me to do it
aaaaaa i cant watch this
The fucking truck
''WHY IS THAT TURNING I DONT WANT IT TO TURN THAT WAY''
thats how FUCKING TRAILERS WORK DUMBASS
Was he living in a cave for his entire life before playing videogames or something jesus fuck
i cant
He has to be actively avoiding solutions to simple problems.
Like the Bayonetta parts, he tries every corner of the platform except for the wall, and for the graveyard he does the exact opposite.
He has to be faking it.
Unless he has a serious mental problem, and if that's the case I swear to god somebody needs to get him some counselling of some kind, because that shit is [i]serious[/i].
Was there a game that he actually enjoyed?
I've been watching this in bits.
Holy God, I lost it during the geography game in Bully. How on earth can you put Greece in Finland?
Okay, I thought the people talking about the crouch-jumping in Black Mesa were joking.
It really is just as hilarious as people say.
[editline]7th January 2014[/editline]
He says Black Mesa's jumping mechanic was bugged because of crouch jumping.
I am dead serious.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;43449606]Was there a game that he actually enjoyed?[/QUOTE]
In this video? No.
I did, on another video, see bits of him playing Final Fantasy on OUYA, he seemed to be enjoying it, believe it or not he was actually an even bigger ass than usual.
He also didn't suck too bad on the intro level so apparently it is possible to simplify a game enough for him to understand it.
[editline]7th January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43449723]I've been watching this in bits.
Holy God, I lost it during the geography game in Bully. How on earth can you put Greece in Finland?[/QUOTE]
My favorite part of that was how he tried to put the UK flag on Spain, twice, and then when he puts the Spanish flag there he says "Spain, I knew that one".
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43435422]The execution consists of putting them in a room filled with sharp tools and a video of DSP laughing and burping.[/QUOTE]
DSP HIMSELF carries out the execution
but it fails and he somehow ends up killing himself in the process
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How can this guy laugh during Clementine stitching her wound? I was cringing when I had to do all those prompts.
[QUOTE=Domokun;43454193]How can this guy laugh during Clementine stitching her wound? I was cringing when I had to do all those prompts.[/QUOTE]
He's a bit strange and a bit twisted like that... He has a habit of shouting out perverted desires when a female character is [i]dying[/i].
[QUOTE=Highwind017;43454377]He's a bit strange and a bit twisted like that... He has a habit of shouting out perverted desires when a female character is [i]dying[/i].[/QUOTE]
Or just when there's a female character on screen for any reason or action whatsoever.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;43454392]Or just when there's a female character on screen for any reason or action whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
That too...
You could study what makes this strange creature tick and you still wouldn't get anywhere close to understanding him.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;43454392]Or just when there's a female character on screen for any reason or action whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
Half is MGS 3 playthrough was commenting on EVA, insisting Snake "hit that" and outside of that, fucking killing the ladder sequence because he's a completely uncultured shitlord.
[QUOTE=Davidn64;43449606]Was there a game that he actually enjoyed?[/QUOTE]
I remember him enjoying Spider-Man on the PS1 a bit. Until he got to the Venom chase sequence. He then went on to call the game broken, bashing the camera (of a PS1 game) and called the people who requested him to play the game trolls. He even tried to sympathize with people who liked the game, saying that they only enjoyed it out of pure nostalgia.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43449723]I've been watching this in bits.
Holy God, I lost it during the geography game in Bully. How on earth can you put Greece in Finland?[/QUOTE]
Timestamp?
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43456235]I remember him enjoying Spider-Man on the PS1 a bit. Until he got to the Venom chase sequence. He then went on to call the game broken, bashing the camera (of a PS1 game) and called the people who requested him to play the game trolls. He even tried to sympathize with people who liked the game, saying that they only enjoyed it out of pure nostalgia.[/QUOTE]
He loved Heavy Rain. Say what you will about the game but it was probably the one good playthrough he ever did.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;43456235]I remember him enjoying Spider-Man on the PS1 a bit. Until he got to the Venom chase sequence. He then went on to call the game broken, bashing the camera (of a PS1 game) and called the people who requested him to play the game trolls. He even tried to sympathize with people who liked the game, saying that they only enjoyed it out of pure nostalgia.[/QUOTE]
I refuse to watch him play that game. That game is the best Spider-Man game in existence, and it sure as shit has nothing to do with my nostalgia goggles because I don't even have them on. The gameplay is fun, the dialogue is interesting, and the game is 1000x better with the "What if?" cheat activated after you beat it.
Funny that this is one of the only games I can think of that had replay value beyond an NG+/following the same story arc with mild differences in dialogue.
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