• Peanut Butter, The Atheist's Nightmare!
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[QUOTE=Cl0cK;33176181]Isn't bananas atheist's worse nightmares? Because they stick bananas up their asses.[/QUOTE] ugh that is one giant fat nightmare
[QUOTE=IKTM;33178635]It would have been great if he had opened the jar and a fucking bear had popped out.[/QUOTE] They would pretend it never happened.
Peanut butter ate my babby :(
[QUOTE=Jewish Paladin;33173133]I want to know where that "engineer" got his degree.[/QUOTE] The internet
Oh the stupidity. I guess it didn't strike him that peanut butter is already made out of biological matter.
The food industry depends on the fact the evolution doesn't happen? Doesn't hybridizing crops contradict that? That and the fact that everything he said was complete nonsense.
Peanut butter stole my family and took my car. God damn atheists.
[QUOTE=thisispain;33174119] hey idiot, medicine relies on the fact that evolution does happen. it's kind of the reason why cancer mutates and becomes difficult to treat[/QUOTE] what
I opened my jar of peanut butter and I found a small world full of peanut people. I have no fucking idea what these guys are talking about.
Christians think peanut butter and bananas are an atheist's enemies. Ironically, peanut butter and banana is one of my favorite types of sandwich. [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;33174119]why the fuck would there be new life in your fucking food you fat fuck? [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] hey idiot, medicine relies on the fact that evolution does happen. it's kind of the reason why cancer mutates and becomes difficult to treat[/QUOTE] I think that a better example would be, that's why we need a new flu vaccine every year.
I dislike peanut butter.
Haven't these guys ever heard of Salmonella? Fucking hell, Peter Pan Peanut Butter was responsible for nearly 425 cases of salmonella in the United States alone in 2007. Salmonella, caused by a bacteria, specially known for [I]growing in mispackaged goods[/I]. The WHOLE POINT of packaging food is to prevent spoilage and damaging by bacteria which necessarily exist within most food products. This doesn't imply that life is "created" from food, but food certainly harbors microscopic life. The food industry spends millions a year to find ways to keep with FDA regulations due to pathogens becoming ever more resistant to current methods used to drive them away.
Please be trolls
Someone should ask them how an invisible guy in the sky created EVERYTHING in a few days, along with creating two fully grown humans from nothing but dust.
[img]http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/17/evolutionary-fail-full.jpg[/img] I'll just leave this here...
ROFL i spam this all the time in sven coop
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;33184681][img]http://www.geekologie.com/2010/08/17/evolutionary-fail-full.jpg[/img] I'll just leave this here...[/QUOTE] Well he's obviously a troll
Fools! everyone knows it only works with Nutela
[QUOTE=Liamhailhail2.0;33189603]Fools! everyone knows it only works with Nutela[/QUOTE] It only works if you mix a jar of Nutella with a jar of marshmallow fluff.
jesus FUCKING christ i don't think my brain can handle such a stinking pile of utter shit
[QUOTE=Big Bang;33184220]Haven't these guys ever heard of Salmonella? Fucking hell, Peter Pan Peanut Butter was responsible for nearly 425 cases of salmonella in the United States alone in 2007. Salmonella, caused by a bacteria, specially known for [I]growing in mispackaged goods[/I]. The WHOLE POINT of packaging food is to prevent spoilage and damaging by bacteria which necessarily exist within most food products. This doesn't imply that life is "created" from food, but food certainly harbors microscopic life. The food industry spends millions a year to find ways to keep with FDA regulations due to pathogens becoming ever more resistant to current methods used to drive them away.[/QUOTE] That's not what he's trying to disprove. The very beginning of life is just the assembly of certain molecules that are the basic building blocks of DNA and others. Although he's quite retarded and if he took this into account he might understand it...
Oh yeah, it's the "I am stupid, thus you are wrong" argument. Yeah, I've never really cared for that argument.
Too much stupid, it hurts [editline]9th November 2011[/editline] I don't get how this disproves evolution though, evolution doesn't say anything about how life came to be, it just explains (very well) how we went from single celled organisms to humans. Silly Christians.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;33189652]It only works if you mix a jar of Nutella with a jar of marshmallow fluff.[/QUOTE] Sweet merciful christ that sounds delicious, now I'm hungry again.
[QUOTE=Sifflix;33199141]Sweet merciful christ that sounds delicious, now I'm hungry again.[/QUOTE] Slap it in some Wonderbread or a bread roll, and suddenly everything else tastes horrible. Some people call it a fluffer nutter.
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;33183774]I dislike peanut butter.[/QUOTE] same here Peanut Butter and Jelly on the other hand
PHEW! Thanks creationists for disproving evolution. I was getting worried that once I opened my milk, a new life form would suddenly appear and rape me. Believe in Jesus and The Good Lord. God bless.
MY BRAIN, MY FUCKING BRAIN. -200 IQ points gained!
My brain, this video killed my brain.
[QUOTE=Esrange;33172717]Oh fuck, they figured it out! Quickly my evolutionists, to the darwinmobile![/QUOTE] [img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/batmobile-resize.jpg[/img] [b]YES, SIR![/b]
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