"Mass Text" A beautiful song that will make you rethink your life
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[QUOTE=.Isak.;41688498]no dude i already called dibs
unless you want 6 different STDs and 4 children by your senior year[/QUOTE]
doesn't matter had sex
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41688498]no dude i already called dibs
unless you want 6 different STDs and 4 children by your senior year[/QUOTE]
nah kids are like chlamydia - easy to pick up and hard to get rid of
[QUOTE=Yahnich;41688661]i am sorry to say but you are the exception[/QUOTE]
i mean there's always a couple dramabitches that will incessantly start shit just because that's what happens in the movies and they think that's an accurate representation of life but the rest just get really really high with all the dudes and have a chill time
oh my fucking god, i honestly thought this was another thing like friday where people just exaggerated and said "haha, this is so horrible xD" but dear jesus it is actually horrible
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;41677347][img]http://i.imgur.com/D7AVZLq.png[/img][/QUOTE]
He looks like my drug dealer.
At least Friday could sound like a generic pop song if you didn't pay attention to the lyrics. This is just awful no matter what.
Some day an alien space-faring race will arrive and enter our atmosphere. Our planet will be a lush albeit overly warm paradise of flora and fauna. After some inspection they will discover massive artificial complexes, the interiors of which will be sterile dwellings. Inside each and every single living space will be a small mummified corpse with various wires leading to what appear to be sensory stimulation devices.
If they bother to reverse engineer or salvage the technology they will discover the true horror of our collective fate. They will leave our planet, resources and all and never speak of it again.
[QUOTE=NoobieWafer223;41688993]He looks like my drug dealer.[/QUOTE]
your drug dealer is moot?
I thought this was gonna be a song about the vapidity of all life, that all men seek to rise above each other, that even the kind-hearted of the community have ulterior motives. A mass text goes out to all of America, "Have you been good today?" In a single day, the crime rate dropped thirty percent. There are so many free hugs, that the price inflates to negative -$0.01. The new craze, pennyhugs sweeps the nation. The gaming world becomes infinitely less salty, and instead of punching people on the net, people wish they could give handshakes to defeated and victorious opponents alike. And just like that, a snap of an instant on a single continent of a tiny planet, a week passes, and the land of pennyhugs, good neighbours, and honest marketing disappears.
Four thousand years later, a potentially flawed "Entropy Meter" is at an all time high, 81%, the fastest it has ever gone. Humans are instructed to live callous lives, in danger of increasing entropy with the high temperature that strong emotions can muster. Good looking people are instructed to wear bags over their heads, and procreation is prohibited in the open world. The world of hate washes away, but love goes with it. A dangerous subject stumbles upon this piece of history in his annually sanctioned visit to the library, and he has dreams of the old world, romantic dreams that set his heart pace roaring. He sneaks away with a bagwoman, and the heatmap at HQ notices at a record-breaking level. The shadows are sent, and the couple is permanently frozen in a beautiful embrace, and sealed away. The Prime Minister notices this almost significant event, and controls it away instantly. "There is too much love in this world."
And so, history repeats itself. This isn't the first time. This won't be the last time.
Because we never learn. No matter how much we want to learn, we as the human race are doomed. Because of our terrible traits. Traits like ignorance, or greed. They cause this, and they will continue to do so, until we suffer a heatdeath from the termination of the sun, but that's only assuming one thing. Assuming that our greed doesn't us through the universe to spread our plague. It is in our genes, our DNA.
Violence.
America waged war for their own selfish objective of fighting communism in Vietnam.
The Hutus committed genocide against the Tutsis for their power.
And the Crusades were lead just to spread religion.
It all comes back to greed, this is for the good of nobody else, but themselves.
We will never learn.
Ok, ok, settle down there, Aristotle.
[QUOTE=Tinter;41690230]And so, history repeats itself. This isn't the first time. This won't be the last time.
Because we never learn. No matter how much we want to learn, we as the human race are doomed. Because of our terrible traits. Traits like ignorance, or greed. They cause this, and they will continue to do so, until we suffer a heatdeath from the termination of the sun, but that's only assuming one thing. Assuming that our greed doesn't us through the universe to spread our plague. It is in our genes, our DNA.
Violence.
America waged war for their own selfish objective of fighting communism in Vietnam.
The Hutus committed genocide against the Tutsis for their power.
And the Crusades were lead just to spread religion.
It all comes back to greed, this is for the good of nobody else, but themselves.
We will never learn.[/QUOTE]
Listen to this and read this post
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY[/media]
Is she TRYING to look super annoying during closeups of her singing?
To be honest, the worst part about the song is the whiny as fuck sounding vocals. If it weren't for that, it would almost be listenable.
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
I'm not joking I'm being really serious here: My ears are actually hurting.
[QUOTE=Zorus;41689973]I thought this was gonna be a song about the vapidity of all life, that all men seek to rise above each other, that even the kind-hearted of the community have ulterior motives. A mass text goes out to all of America, "Have you been good today?" In a single day, the crime rate dropped thirty percent. There are so many free hugs, that the price inflates to negative -$0.01. The new craze, pennyhugs sweeps the nation. The gaming world becomes infinitely less salty, and instead of punching people on the net, people wish they could give handshakes to defeated and victorious opponents alike. And just like that, a snap of an instant on a single continent of a tiny planet, a week passes, and the land of pennyhugs, good neighbours, and honest marketing disappears.
Four thousand years later, a potentially flawed "Entropy Meter" is at an all time high, 81%, the fastest it has ever gone. Humans are instructed to live callous lives, in danger of increasing entropy with the high temperature that strong emotions can muster. Good looking people are instructed to wear bags over their heads, and procreation is prohibited in the open world. The world of hate washes away, but love goes with it. A dangerous subject stumbles upon this piece of history in his annually sanctioned visit to the library, and he has dreams of the old world, romantic dreams that set his heart pace roaring. He sneaks away with a bagwoman, and the heatmap at HQ notices at a record-breaking level. The shadows are sent, and the couple is permanently frozen in a beautiful embrace, and sealed away. The Prime Minister notices this almost significant event, and controls it away instantly. "There is too much love in this world."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tinter;41690230]And so, history repeats itself. This isn't the first time. This won't be the last time.
Because we never learn. No matter how much we want to learn, we as the human race are doomed. Because of our terrible traits. Traits like ignorance, or greed. They cause this, and they will continue to do so, until we suffer a heatdeath from the termination of the sun, but that's only assuming one thing. Assuming that our greed doesn't us through the universe to spread our plague. It is in our genes, our DNA.
Violence.
America waged war for their own selfish objective of fighting communism in Vietnam.
The Hutus committed genocide against the Tutsis for their power.
And the Crusades were lead just to spread religion.
It all comes back to greed, this is for the good of nobody else, but themselves.
We will never learn.[/QUOTE]
What's this from?
It's funny because a lot of modern smartphones don't mass text anymore, sending one message to multiple contacts just makes a group message.
if you put it on mute it makes it 1000000000000000x sexier
Blow my ears out why dont you song.
[editline]3rd August 2013[/editline]
Also, its Taylor Swift's cousin...another 30 something that cant get over high school.
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41688430]the fuck kind of high school girls are you talking to
like do you live in high school musical
all the ones where i live just smoke tons of weed and drop loads of acid and have startling amounts of sex[/QUOTE]
Where do you live and how can I get as far away from that place as humanly possible even if it means risking my own life by building a makeshift rocket to blast me into the far depths of space.
It makes me worried that people would ever want to go there.
[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;41682099][t]http://puu.sh/3RIIN/a8a8f7a987.png[/t]
That face is horrifying
[editline]1st August 2013[/editline]
Wait a minute... is that the Dreamwork's face?![/QUOTE]
She has so many layers that your comment on her face won't affect her.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XA1oIt2.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=RobbL;41700824]What's this from?[/QUOTE]
It's from the bottom of my heart.
[editline]4th August 2013[/editline]
Want me to mass text it to you?
[QUOTE=Wafflemonstr;41706969]She has so many layers that your comment on her face won't affect her.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XA1oIt2.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
this image is ogrewhelming
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3TwJa/4893e2e17b.jpg[/IMG]
I'm ok thanks
For some reason i took the title seriously. Fuck this.
That dislike bar, holy shit hahaha.
Five seconds was enough. If you will now excuse me, I am going to blow my testicles off with a weedwhacker.
You can't even call this trainwreck the next friday. Friday was terrible, but at least it was catchy.
Nice tits.
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