/pol/ raids a fox news chatroom of the Baltimore riots as the fox reporters read the comments on air
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Ben "Six Million More" Garrison
Ben "Dead Kikes for Bikes" Garrison is a genocidal maniac who has to be stopped, but it's basically impossible.
[QUOTE=CodeMonkey3;47628191]Ben "Holocauster Tycoon" Garrison has a lot of aliases. And they're all fantastic if you're a racist.[/QUOTE]
Was one of them "catch me if you klan", or was that for someone else? I forget.
[QUOTE=zombays;47629302]Ben "Dead Kikes for Bikes" Garrison is a genocidal maniac who has to be stopped, but it's basically impossible.[/QUOTE]
Ben "Y'all Gonna Panic When You See This Germanic" Garrison went underground years ago
what is happening
[QUOTE=Shark Cat;47631336]what is happening[/QUOTE]
A serious discussion on Ben "Coonskin Capper" Garrison and his impact on the global interracial community.
Ben "Shitskin Steamroller" Garrison broke my sisters heart and left her pregnant, and now she pays [I]him[/I] alimony AND child support! Madman!
I feel she was only one of many and I think this is how he must bankroll his operation, and at the same time, spread his superior genetics.
I'm afraid to delve deeper into this conspiracy, I don't want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes, I'm gonna get of this ride before it never ends before I don't even know whats happening and find I could have stopped it!
You all keep speaking the name of Ben "Put Every Filthy kike on a pike" Garrison as if its a joke to spit around! Do you know just merely MENTIONING him puts you on a NSA and Mossad watchlist for the rest of your life? You may even be on the watchlist of Ben "Drown a Chink in a Kitchen Sink" Garrison himself! This is not a joke.
Remember when Israel was destroying the fuck out of Gaza?! If you think that was because of some Terrorists firing rockets you are dead fucking wrong. Ben Garrison had made it into Israel via tunnels he personally made from Montana to the land of the "Greasy inhuman kikes" (so in his words). Israel did what any sane nation would try to do and began bombing his possible location
[I]This only made him angrier[/I]
Just ignore this thread, and act like nothing happened. And look out your window and hope to g-d you don't see the "One Man Klan" himself.
[QUOTE=Griffster26;47631967][video]http://youtube.com/watch?v=v0ydKPRxku8[/video][/QUOTE]
Ben "Sambo killing Rambo" Garrison is much like a runaway train. Unstoppable, and you don't want to get in the way.
You know, Ben "Let's get this shoah on the road" Garrison is dangerous even to white people. One time, Ben "The Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Garrison was in a restaurant when a friend of his referred to a nearby table with black patrons as "people". The rampage thereafter resulted in the deaths of over 30 people.
I don't get how Ben "Cook the Spook" Garrison is still at large.
Stop it, these names are ruining my sides worse than Mike "The Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa
[QUOTE=Ruskie;47633170]I'd run while you still can, No one makes fun of "Myklon B" Stoklasa, especially after he's now joined up with the infamous "Zyklon Ben" Garrison.[/QUOTE]
Jewer beware, you're in for a scare!
this joke is shit
Ben Garrison?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Gook Gutting" Garrison because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Ben. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Ben what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
Ben "let's run this shit into the fucking ground' Garrison
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;47634135]Ben "let's run this shit into the fucking ground' Garrison[/QUOTE]
I think you mean
Ben ”Blood Money for a Jungle Bunny" Garrison
I'm literally only checking this thread to see these fucking nicknames :v:
[QUOTE=Ruskie;47633170]I'd run while you still can, No one makes fun of "Myklon B" Stoklasa, especially after he's now joined up with the infamous "Zyklon Ben" Garrison.[/QUOTE]
dude Mike "return of the third reich" Stoklasa has better things to do
Ben "Yearn to Burn" Garrison
Ben "poarchmonkey poacher" Garrison
Ben "stabbed a spic with a spork" Garrison
Look out! Ben "The One Man Klan" Garrison is on to us!
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It's truly amazing how Ben "Ching Chong Chopper" Garrison actually posts in /pol/ and is a regular there.
I once met Ben "The Quaking Quadroon Quasher" Garrison and let me tell you, he's like a fucking demigod or something with his presence.
oh dang Ben "Three-Fifths of a Manslaughter" Garrison getting told off by that mod was amazing
Where do you people keep getting these fucking nicknames?
man Ben "white cis male privilege is the only privilege" Garrison sure does dedicate his work to fans, but it's no match for Hot "women can't get enough of his dick" Wheel's support base.
[i] are we making it up or did he say these things[/i]
Ben "Lynch In A Pinch" Garrison makes me live in fear, when the hell is our government going to adress this threat?
Ben "Cucks Big Black Bucks" Garrison and Mike "Digs Ditches for Dagos" Stoklasa are pretty scary guys.
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