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all he wanted was a girlfriend and he became his own girlfriend poetic
The saga continues.
[QUOTE=JoeBob32X;50158799]The saga continues.[/QUOTE] sega*
"LGBTVHS - Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Virgin Hermaphrodite Snowflake" holy fucking shit chris [editline]19th April 2016[/editline] every time i think he's stopped being funny he catches me with a left hook and shocks me
[QUOTE=Blind Lulu;50158759]Can't be any worse than the video of him jizzing into a cup so he could later drink it.[/QUOTE] :wow:
[QUOTE=Skunky;50158847]:wow:[/QUOTE] Ohohoho. It gets even worse then that. He ended up [URL="https://kiwifar.ms/threads/gross-dnasicles.17896/"]jizzing into tupperware to stuff into the freezer[/URL], so that when he finally does become a woman, he can still get his sweetheart impregnated. I reaaaaaaaaaaaally don't recommend clicking on that link if you want to retain any form of sanity.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;50158834]"LGBTVHS - Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Virgin Hermaphrodite Snowflake" holy fucking shit chris [editline]19th April 2016[/editline] every time i think he's stopped being funny he catches me with a left hook and shocks me[/QUOTE] I guess being a virgin is on the same level as being gay?
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50158898]I guess being a virgin is on the same level as being gay?[/QUOTE] later on he said an associate wrote this for him. i don't think he realizes he's being fucked with for the 1000th time
[QUOTE=TheHydra;50158834]"LGBTVHS - Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Virgin Hermaphrodite Snowflake" holy fucking shit chris [editline]19th April 2016[/editline] every time i think he's stopped being funny he catches me with a left hook and shocks me[/QUOTE] Looks like he extended, last time it was just Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender. Didn't even know virgin was considered a gender now lol. Or snowflake. Ok pretty sure he's using this gender as his "title" now and is just increasing it with random words that do define him but aren't actually genders.
i am so close to ripping my eyes out
[QUOTE=TheHydra;50158904]later on he said an associate wrote this for him. i don't think he realizes he's being fucked with for the 1000th time[/QUOTE] So I guess he didn't even ask what a hermaphrodite is? Because if he knew he wouldn't be calling himself one.
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;50159492]Sega won't sue his ass because that would be tantamount to screaming to the public HEY EVERYOND LOOK AT THIS PERSON ASSOCIATED WITH ME!!![/QUOTE] The Sonic twitter has fucked with him a few times I believe
I have one on hand, actually. [media]https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312[/media]
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;50164974]I have one on hand, actually. [media]https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312[/media][/QUOTE] Sonic is fucking sassy
My god, and I thought my room was pretty sloppy...
[QUOTE=Breezeep;50165134]My god, and I thought my room was pretty sloppy...[/QUOTE] if you think that's sloppy, you should see his pre-burn-down house
i wonder what we'll see from him after both his parents are dead
[QUOTE=limbert;50165234]i wonder what we'll see from him after both his parents are dead[/QUOTE] Probably more begging and moneymaking schemes since he'd have to start dividing his income between essentials and stuff like PS4 games and Lego sets (he's got a crippling addiction to the latter). He already tried to guilt trip his relatives into giving him money on his mom's behalf.
[QUOTE=limbert;50165234]i wonder what we'll see from him after both his parents are dead[/QUOTE] His half brother (a semi-successful film critic) might step in, who knows. It won't be pretty no matter what happens.
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;50167796]His half brother (a semi-successful film critic) might step in, who knows. It won't be pretty no matter what happens.[/QUOTE] Lol Cole isn't successful by any degree. His videos get fewer views than Chris'. Anyway he would only provide Chris with very, very minimal support if any. Chris already begged him for money and got nothing for it.
I really feel fucking terrible for this guy whenever I think about him. Then, he releases a new video, and I laugh, and then I feel even worse. Doesn't stop me from laughing each and every time, though.
Well, he wanted to look like a woman, and he's achieving it. He looks like a 60 year old grandmother.
[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50168298]Well, he wanted to look like a woman, and he's achieving it. He looks like a 60 year old grandmother.[/QUOTE] Wait are they actually trans I thought that was just like a schtick, it looked like an actual joke [t]http://www.reaxxion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Pride_31.jpeg[/t] I mean [I]come on[/I]
No, he genuinely sees himself as a woman, and has even taken feminine hormones (without any medical precaution, mind) to try and make himself look more feminine.
[QUOTE=phygon;50168402]Wait are they actually trans I thought that was just like a schtick, it looked like an actual joke [t]http://www.reaxxion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Pride_31.jpeg[/t] I mean [I]come on[/I][/QUOTE] So the story goes Chris was posting on Facebook and talking to a "female friend" about needing to get in touch with his feminine side. So, taking this literally, [sp]self pierced his perineum (calling it the "unclit")[/sp], and began life as Christina Chandler.
[QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50168420]No, he genuinely sees himself as a woman, and has even taken feminine hormones (without any medical precaution, mind) to try and make himself look more feminine.[/QUOTE] So like any other trans person? I feel even worse for them now. Also, that's standard treatment for trans folks.
[QUOTE=Aredbomb;50167759]Probably more begging and moneymaking schemes since he'd have to start dividing his income between essentials and stuff like PS4 games and Lego sets (he's got a crippling addiction to the latter). He already tried to guilt trip his relatives into giving him money on his mom's behalf.[/QUOTE] Well shit, that's how I lost my cousin. His father died to diabetes, his son then finds a tiny apartment with all of his crap crammed in, his bedridden mother just not giving a damn, then he begs my other aunts and uncles to donate money but all he does is buy alcohol and MORE crap. He's later found dead in his room full of dvds and empty whiskey six months later. I fear Chris won't last long without them, even with supposed trolls helping him out. [QUOTE=OluapPlayer;50168420]No, he genuinely sees himself as a woman, and has even taken feminine hormones (without any medical precaution, mind) to try and make himself look more feminine.[/QUOTE] Would this count as being generally offensive to actual trans people or people with a feminine side? If he wants to that's fine, but given with his history with going leaps and bounds to score this is kind of mocking them or painting them in a ugly light.
[QUOTE=phygon;50168402]Wait are they actually trans I thought that was just like a schtick, it looked like an actual joke [t]http://www.reaxxion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Pride_31.jpeg[/t] I mean [I]come on[/I][/QUOTE] With all our tax dollars he earns he could at least buy some proper fucking sunglasses instead of plastic MLP shades. [t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-OWfFa0Rrow/maxresdefault.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50168754]With all our tax dollars he earns he could at least buy some proper fucking sunglasses instead of plastic MLP shades. [t]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-OWfFa0Rrow/maxresdefault.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lJPePc8.png[/IMG] Cheap childrens sunglasses are hip these days
we must make a film where jonah hill plays chris-chan and in order to become a woman he must drink the hormones out of his senile vegetable mother he finally sucks the woman out of his mother at the end and morphs into his final form (like the vid in OP). then he looks into a mirror and says: [QUOTE]o-oh hello again megan it it's nice to see you again hi chris i'm so happy to see you too i promise ill never leave again i love you megan i love you more chris[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]cut to black directed by charlie kaufman[/QUOTE]
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