jesus had what 12 male followers right?
i bet you he fucked at least one of them when Mary Magdalene wasn't in the mood
Friggen JWs. Besides the fact that Genesis has no bearing on new testament law, the Matthew quotes they cited don't even say what they claim.
Seriously, Jehova's Wittnesses are probably some of the worst people to talk to about Christ.
With others being LDS, and "family values fundamentalists" christians.
In primary school, the year 7s were tasked with helping the year 1's enjoy Christmas which was something the school did annually to make everyone feel included and anyone w/ shit parents had a pretty good christmas anyway
i got hooked into this kid who was a JW, bc he was a fuckin JW it meant he wasn't and couldn't celebrate christmas, so we had to do all these boring as fuck colouring activies while everyone else had fun making christmas decorations, i wouldnt be surprised if this kid denounced this religion after missing out on all the fun in primary school thanks to his parents shitty religion choice
[editline]6th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=gunguy765;50257427]Oh hey, it's this cartoon:
[video=youtube;d1047cHpBDo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1047cHpBDo[/video][/QUOTE]
it's like im watching something out of moral orel
[QUOTE=certified;50257492]Makes me sick to my stomach seeing this Jehova stuff.
Heil Odin.
[editline]4th May 2016[/editline]
Please noone post any Scientology stuff, or I might have a heart attack.[/QUOTE]
But but Perun!
I manage to ward the JWs away with my Book of Mormon. JWs and Mormon Missionaries do NOT get along
[QUOTE=Lollipoopdeck;50262009]jesus had what 12 male followers right?
i bet you he fucked at least one of them when Mary Magdalene wasn't in the mood[/QUOTE]
Dude Paul wasn't his closest follower for his faith alone.
[QUOTE=mralexs;50262825]I manage to ward the JWs away with my Book of Mormon. JWs and Mormon Missionaries do NOT get along[/QUOTE]
there should be a movie about that
[QUOTE=gunguy765;50257427]Oh hey, it's this cartoon:
[video=youtube;d1047cHpBDo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1047cHpBDo[/video][/QUOTE]
The only satanic thing there is this woman's neck, what the fuck is up with it
"Jehova knows what's best" "Jehova wants us to be his friend" "Do you want Jehova to be sad?" Manipulative bile. It's disgusting that they're aiming this at children.
[QUOTE=limbert;50263035]there should be a movie about that[/QUOTE]
I saw a couple of JWs get in a standoff with a mormon chick in the parking lot once. Daaaaaamn the tension there could be cut with sacrament bread.
[QUOTE=GordonZombie;50263602]"Jehova knows what's best" "Jehova wants us to be his friend" "Do you want Jehova to be sad?" Manipulative bile. It's disgusting that they're aiming this at children.[/QUOTE]
That's like the shit you would hear in a stereotypical cult parody video. :v:
Like I can't believe these are entirely serious.
I like how that clip even shows the child wanting to keep that toy untill his mother forces him into a guilt trip, and that's hella messed up.
Also nice way to teach manners, your friend gives you a toy and you bin it, doesn't make it better that she even recycled it.
The thing about the Bible is that it teaches a few good guidelines for being better people ie the Golden Rule BEFORE this whole "Gays will go to Hell" thing went crazy. The point is that the Bible was meant to be teachings of Christ since the rest are just stories with VERY grim morals. The contents blend them together and people just took them as part of the lessons. People read it in very different ways. I've said this a bunch of times, but Catholics don't go to church, since here the only house of God is the one you live in. JW's are a bit of annoyance, but it's their way, so why should we take that away from them?
Don't assume that JW's being creepy that you should automatically lump them together with other Christians.
[QUOTE=Darth_Kris;50263285]The only satanic thing there is this woman's neck, what the fuck is up with it[/QUOTE]
She must work for EB Games
Absolutely, disgusting.
[QUOTE=maddogsamurai;50264450]it's their way, so why should we take that away from them?[/QUOTE]
I agree on principal, but the whole indoctrination thing and the whole don't-take-your-kids-to-the-hospital-when-they're-dying-of-the-common-cold thing still make me wanna tell them to fuck themselves
[QUOTE=Pantz Master;50261096]Who cares about this, its nothing new. We all knew they believed stuff like this. Just ignore it and move on, let them be irrelevant.[/QUOTE]
i get what you mean but, imagine if you were gay and your parents believed that stuff and they started fucking with your life. would you ignore it and move on then?
I know I'm a few days late to the party, but there is some really spicy information I'd like to share with you guys regarding this organization.
The organization of Witnesses has been known to abide by false prophecies for the last century and a half.
There have been multiple dates in which they predicted big events would occur, such as the resurrection of famous biblical figures such as Abraham, and multiple accounts of Armageddon.
If you take a look at their history, you'll see that 1914 was supposed to start the 'end of the world'. When 1914 hit and nothing happened, the organization's founder, Charles Taze Russell moved the 'end of the world' to the next year, then to the next. Every time it didn't hit, the date was readjusted a couple of times until Charles Taze Russel eventually died shortly after before 1918(IIRC).
So yeah, after his death, all previous dates were scrapped, and the new doctrine is that 1914 was the beginning of the end.
To be honest, there's so many more failed prophecies this organization has endured. I don't understand how anyone would stand by it with confidence if it has a track record for constant failure.
[URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses"]Here if any of you are curious about any of their failed prophecies.[/URL]
Just some food for thought for those who don't know too much about this organization.
[QUOTE=bucketofshrimp;50295811]I know I'm a few days late to the party, but there is some really spicy information I'd like to share with you guys regarding this organization.
The organization of Witnesses has been known to abide by false prophecies for the last century and a half.
There have been multiple dates in which they predicted big events would occur, such as the resurrection of famous biblical figures such as Abraham, and multiple accounts of Armageddon.
If you take a look at their history, you'll see that 1914 was supposed to start the 'end of the world'. When 1914 hit and nothing happened, the organization's founder, Charles Taze Russell moved the 'end of the world' to the next year, then to the next. Every time it didn't hit, the date was readjusted a couple of times until Charles Taze Russel eventually died shortly after before 1918(IIRC).
So yeah, after his death, all previous dates were scrapped, and the new doctrine is that 1914 was the beginning of the end.
To be honest, there's so many more failed prophecies this organization has endured. I don't understand how anyone would stand by it with confidence if it has a track record for constant failure.
[URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Jehovah's_Witnesses"]Here if any of you are curious about any of their failed prophecies.[/URL]
Just some food for thought for those who don't know too much about this organization.[/QUOTE]
Y'see, that's why Asatru like I are much more superior.
We ain't setting some arbitrary dates. You wanna know what Ragnarok's going to happen? When Ragnarok happens, that's when. THEN, children, then do you have permission to flee to the Happening Bunker.
[QUOTE]Y'see, that's why Asatru like I are much more superior.[/QUOTE]
My view is prophecies, prophets, holy men and of the like are to be ignored. The realm spiritual is the realm of internal. That means its private and to your self.
Any thing beyond knowing thyself and mastering thyself should be discarded.
Credit where it's due it's [I]amazingly[/I] well made.
[QUOTE=gunguy765;50257427]Oh hey, it's this cartoon:
[video=youtube;d1047cHpBDo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1047cHpBDo[/video][/QUOTE]
How rude! He doesn't even give the toy back to his friend, he just trashes (or recycles?) it. That's a great example to set for kids.
[QUOTE=EvilMattress;50258028]It's Adam and [b]EVE[/b] not Adam and [b]STEVE[/b]
[/QUOTE]
My favorite rendition of this is "It's called Adam and Eve, not Faggot and Eve"
Legitimately made me laugh.
It's every single bit as ridiculous as if it were making fun of its own subject matter...but it's downright nauseating that it isn't.
Personally I've been lucky enough to have almost zero run-ins with JW's but that's mainly because my town is home to one of Sweden's largest mormon temples.
(I'd like to point out that while I'm not religious the mormons are very polite and don't go door-to-door. Instead they just casually walk about talking with folks. A group of them walking home from the temple even played a game of football with some of the neighbouring kids on the yard. Shit was intense.)
"Yeah, people have different ideas about what is right and what is wrong"
*whips out book*
"But what really matters is how Jehova feels"
This video comedic's time is on point
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50257502]I shouldn't be surprised that the same goofy religion that hates magic and holidays/celebrations outside of wedding anniversaries hate gay people too.
Jehovah's Witnesses are a sad bunch of people.[/QUOTE]
It's weird because I have a co-worker who is a Jehova's Witness but the thing is you would NEVER know that if he didn't outright tell you. The way he acts and his mannerisms aren't something I'd consider a JW to be using. Maybe he just doesn't follow it down to a tee. He's a pretty cool guy.
The animation was pretty decent, whoever made that must have really needed money OR was coincidentally a jw
[QUOTE=Davidn64;50257330]As someone who used to be in these Jehova Witnesses meeting (because parents demanding back then), I am glad that I stopped going there.
Look at me now, I love men and woman.[/QUOTE]
Thats because Satan has a hold of you.
You need to pray.
[QUOTE=Caulo32;50258170]gay people are bombs on airplanes trying to go to heaven[/QUOTE]
Imagine this is homosexuality:
[t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Delta_Air_Lines_B767-332_N130DL.jpg[/t]
Now imagine [B]this[/B] is a married couple:
[t]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/World_Trade_Center,_New_York_City_-_aerial_view_(March_2001).jpg[/t]
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