[QUOTE=Glitchman;50298987]The animation was pretty decent, whoever made that must have really needed money OR was coincidentally a jw[/QUOTE]
This isn't just a single video, it's a series. The earlier videos looked like utter crap, you can see how their skills grew over time.
And so did the amount of Melanin in the characters' skin
JWs are a cult. Nothing more to it. They actually forbid you to have friends who aren't in the religion. My grandfather got trapped by that bullshit and it cost him a free college degree (who needs anything when the world is gonna end in a few years?), a great job, and just about every friend he had at the time.
Fuck them.
Can someone please make a version where it cuts after the sentence with the teacher ([URL="https://youtu.be/fnk52bU92oE?t=33"]0:33[/URL]) and ends with this sentence of the mother ([URL="https://youtu.be/fnk52bU92oE?t=127"]2:06[/URL])
When I was younger, we had some JWs come to our door for a little quik-convertsation with my father. Well, my father at the time was a devout Baptist and called them all "apostates from hell"
Now that my father is older and more cynical, whenever they come to the door, dad greets them with a nice "hail Satan, my fellow brothers/sisters!"
Yes, let's practice so we can shove our ideas and way of life into other peoples faces because that [I]always[/I] works out well.
Honestly, I don't care on other individuals standards and homosexuality. At the end of the day, we're all human and we can't help being grown up to believe one thing is true to life over the other. However, when you're moral at the end is, "HEY LET'S LET OTHER KIDS KNOW THAT THEIR FEELINGS ARE GONNA SEND THEM TO HELL," you're going to vex a shit load of people.
The best thing with JWs is to be/pretend to be Mormon.
If you tell them that you're a Mormon or even have the word Mormon in your lexicon, it's like garlic to vampires.
mmm I love those ethnically ambiguous caucasian-faced brown people
really makes me feel like it was specifically targeted to me
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50301762]The best thing with JWs is to be/pretend to be Mormon.
If you tell them that you're a Mormon or even have the word Mormon in your lexicon, it's like garlic to vampires.[/QUOTE]
I don't answer the door. I pretend not to be home.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50257839]"Jehova just wants everyone to be happy, so that's why he's against what people being happy when their idea of happy involves loving someone that reflects their love except isn't the opposite sex of them:hiddendowns:"
Like holy fuck that reasoning was so fucking flimsy.[/QUOTE]
No, they said that if you want to be the [I]happiest[/I], you cannot be gay.
Because as they said, marriage between a man and woman is...what makes us the happiest. :quotes:
I'm really bad at being assertive so whenever a Jehova's Witness shows up at the door I can never work up the nerve to tell them to go away. I'm way too afraid of coming across as rude.
If they open with a question meant to gauge interest I can usually say, "Sorry, not interested," but if they don't ask something I can easily answer with that or something similar then I just wind up getting stuck listening to them talk about the end of the world until there's either a lull and I've finally worked up the nerve to politely tell them to leave or they finally do ask a question that allows me to easily do so because I'm a wreck. It's the same thing with door-to-door marketers. Usually I don't end up letting them talk for more than a minute but they make me feel so powerless. So spineless.
When I was in highschool, my best friend a Jehova's witness. If you looked at him, he was completely normal. Played WoW, LoL, Magic, Yugioh with me and etc. But he had another kind of life that he told me later. And I saw that in signs through the years. For example, he would never touch things related to demons in any game.
At his birthdays, I always felt a bit wierd about him since he never celebrated them. And we almost had a huge discussion about gay people. But we decided to agree to respect each other's opinions.
He's still a very cool guy. Met him again 2 years ago and he was working as a chef on a restaurant. Don't know about him ever since. But I hope he's fine.
But I had no idea that Jehova's witnesses could be so extreme.
I still ignore Jehova's witnesses at my door. Last time we talked with them they pointed out my Slayer t-shirt. I was really unconfortable about all the talk about Jehova and etc. I just wanted them to leave my yard and not being rude at the same time. But that's about it.
[QUOTE=Dayzofwinter;50302343]I don't answer the door. I pretend not to be home.[/QUOTE]
Just pretend you're dead:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOh6XP-lXsU[/media]
[QUOTE=MajesticPT;50302457]When I was in highschool, my best friend a Jehova's witness. If you looked at him, he was completely normal. Played WoW, LoL, Magic, Yugioh with me and etc. But he had another kind of life that he told me later. And I saw that in signs through the years. For example, he would never touch things related to demons in any game.
At his birthdays, I always felt a bit wierd about him since he never celebrated them. And we almost had a huge discussion about gay people. But we decided to agree to respect each other's opinions.
He's still a very cool guy. Met him 2 years ago. Don't know about him ever since. But I hope he's fine.
But I had no idea that Jehova's witnesses could be so extreme.
I still ignore Jehova's witnesses at my door. Last time we talked with them they pointed out my Slayer t-shirt. I was really unconfortable about all the talk about Jehova and etc. I just wanted them to leave my yard and not being rude at the same time. But that's about it.[/QUOTE]
I have a friend who is (or at least was, I think he may have left) a Witness and he plays 40k and more specifically, Chaos Marines and daemons. When people asked him how he felt about it he was always like 'lol it's a game'.
[QUOTE=Dayzofwinter;50302343]I don't answer the door. I pretend not to be home.[/QUOTE]
I let my dog answer the door :v:
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;50298862]"Yeah, people have different ideas about what is right and what is wrong"
*whips out book*
"But what really matters is how Jehova feels"
This video comedic's time is on point[/QUOTE]
I could make some serious cash starting my own religion, I mean if people are so desperate or dumb that they'll believe this bullshit then why not. And hey, it's not a scam if its in the name of god!
I remember seeing one of those people knock on my door and give me a paper, me being only ten. i just listened to that guy ramble until he mentioned something about "same-sex" being bad or whatnot. And a neighbour yelled at him to get off my back and he ran off. He later came by and toke the paper for "reasons you are too young to know about" I did later find out that he was gay. but he was always a cool guy to hang out with. I like to believe he burned the paper or something.
I've always felt indifferent to stuff like this. But propaganda is always a horrible sight to watch.
This Jehova guy sounds like a massive cunt
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;50302777]I could make some serious cash starting my own religion, I mean if people are so desperate or dumb that they'll believe this bullshit then why not. And hey, it's not a scam if its in the name of god![/QUOTE]
Before that, you will have to walk the walk. Know your stuff. Practice a few religions, from Judaism, Buddhism to the occult. Once you sound like you know your stuff, people will follow you.
If you cannot bullshit yourself into believing your own pitch, no one will believe you.
[QUOTE=Rummy.SM;50302778] I like to believe he burned the paper or something.
[/QUOTE]
Hmm...
[QUOTE=Rummy.SM;50302778]He later came by and [B]toke [/B]the paper for "reasons you are too young to know about"
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Saxon;50302861]This Jehova guy sounds like a massive cunt[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I heard he created all human suffering by forcing us into a state of being without consent, and uprooting us from the peaceful void of nonexistence in which an eternity of blissful nothingness is the only reality, thrusting us into a world of chaos where the potential for misery is both present and limitless.
[QUOTE=Katska;50303067]Yeah, I heard he created all human suffering by forcing us into a state of being without consent, and uprooting us from the peaceful void of nonexistence in which an eternity of blissful nothingness is the only reality, thrusting us into a world of chaos where the potential for misery is both present and limitless.[/QUOTE]
There is no Jehovah There is no God, there is only chaos.
For those who got a glimpse of the divine, beyond the abyss will only see an open maw of unformed and endless paradox. There is no divine clock maker with a plan. There is no divine baby sitter that dispenses justice and fairness or gets mad if you break a few inane rules. Just a mindless Aether with the foresight similar to a child on crack, meths, heroin and maybe a bit of nicotine and probably ODing on candy canes.
It makes shit up on the fly as it cycles endlessly through destruction and creation with the same care as a drunk monkey in an antique shop. It makes stuff up through chance. It is endless absurd and of course creates misery. To not accept this suffering is to only make things worse.
Oh by the way, Chaos does not care if you are gay or not. You were created that way. So be it.
[QUOTE=gunguy765;50257427]Oh hey, it's this cartoon:
[video=youtube;d1047cHpBDo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1047cHpBDo[/video][/QUOTE]
Well I guess their animation and character designs got better. That's a plus. :v:
Jehovah wants to be your friend. Therefore you must give up everything you are and become a mindless drone. Now youre his friend.
These people are nuts
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50301762]The best thing with JWs is to be/pretend to be Mormon.
If you tell them that you're a Mormon or even have the word Mormon in your lexicon, it's like garlic to vampires.[/QUOTE]
I can't wait to do that, Mormons are big in my area too :v:
I remember answering the door when I was little as there were these two JW people who were just talking absolute inane shit to me, i wasn't even paying attention, I was too busy thinking about wrestling, action man and video games.
They handed me leaflets and my mum came bustling in from behind me, shoved them off of the porch, threw the leaflets at them and slammed the door. I didn't know what the hell was going on. JWs are fucking creeps.
[QUOTE=Ithon;50257358]that's some quality looking propaganda.[/QUOTE]
What a shame really.
But then again, why should anyone bother with Jehova's witnesses? They're biggest weakness is literaly a door! Who would want to be part of a religion that has doors as weaknesses?!
You ressurect all you want, door win all time.
[QUOTE=Dayzofwinter;50303869]
Oh by the way, Chaos does not care if you are gay or not. You were created that way. So be it.[/QUOTE]
I'm guessing you're one of Slaanesh's Witnesses then
When I was a child, my father being the man that he was would very politely invite these men into his home when they knocked at their door. He would then sit them down in the kitchen, offer them coffee, and then proceed to tell them that there is no god.
[QUOTE=Dayzofwinter;50303869]There is no Jehovah There is no God, there is only chaos.
For those who got a glimpse of the divine, beyond the abyss will only see an open maw of unformed and endless paradox. There is no divine clock maker with a plan. There is no divine baby sitter that dispenses justice and fairness or gets mad if you break a few inane rules. Just a mindless Aether with the foresight similar to a child on crack, meths, heroin and maybe a bit of nicotine and probably ODing on candy canes.
It makes shit up on the fly as it cycles endlessly through destruction and creation with the same care as a drunk monkey in an antique shop. It makes stuff up through chance. It is endless absurd and of course creates misery. To not accept this suffering is to only make things worse.
Oh by the way, Chaos does not care if you are gay or not. You were created that way. So be it.[/QUOTE]
Spread your lies heretic, you will still burn with the other abominations that stand before the Imperium.
Oh god....As an Ex-JW, this is exactly the shit they would do.
I'm so glad I reached the age of reason (somewhere around eight)
I've seen porn of the mother and daughter in this together.
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