• Zero Punctuation - Red Dead redemption
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[QUOTE=Killuah;22493838]Dear Mr.Yahzee, the point of playing cardgames in a saloon/cowboy atmosphere is to play cardgames in a saloon/cowboy atmosphere, not some "gameplay benefit". It must be hard to enjoy a game for you Mr. Yahzee and I feel sorry for you. Sincerely yours, Paul.[/QUOTE] You didn't get it at all did you?
This guy sounds like a cranky bitch rather a game critic this time around. I usually enjoy his reviews, but when he embarrasses himself by insulting a game that is obviously great and picking out aspects of it as bad when they are really good I'm not as amused. He complained about every aspect of the game pretty much because it was not perfect. He even complained about the scenery which happened to be remarkably detailed, accurate, and good looking. God this guy sucks.
[QUOTE=Blargtastic;22496872]You didn't get it at all did you?[/QUOTE] I think I did. I either can take his reviews as some kind of entertainment with all the obviously one sided points he makes and more importantly the way he always seems to change his expectations of a video game in a direction that doesn't let the game any chance overall or an expression of his own opinion. Ince argueing about the first is fruitless I rather take it as his opinion and that would leave no other impression of the person Yahzee than someone who finds joy in nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking. It's like looking at the Mona Lisa and starting to criticize it. Of course you can do it and it may be funny but in the en the people enjoying it the way it is are better off. And that's sad, isn't it? In case I'm wrong please help me. [editline]11:27PM[/editline] Also he makes poo jokes.
I've learned to treat his videos less of an actual review, and more of entertainment. That way I enjoy his videos much more.
Do people not understand that his reviews are about entertainment? How many people would watch it if he said "This game is good" and just went on describing how good the game is? The whole point of Zero Punctuation is the entertainment of a guy going on a rant about all of the negative things in a game, no matter how small they are.
He's a comedian critic, not a reviewer. If you take him seriously, you're dumb.
It is buggy, I punched a woman once and I was launched 300 feet into the air [editline]04:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=johanz;22498352]He's a comedian critic, not a reviewer. If you take him seriously, you're dumb.[/QUOTE] Uh huh, he's a critic, but he makes it funny, therefore he's not credible/serious? If you think you can't be funny and review things at the same time, you're dumb.
[QUOTE=johanz;22498352]He's a comedian critic, not a reviewer. If you take him seriously, you're dumb.[/QUOTE] Its funny when you pick apart games that have obvious flaws and drawbacks. When you poke fun at a decent game making statements that are just plain wrong and generally backwards, it's not that funny. He's still a game critic regardless of the clear humorous overtone of his presentation and he's supposed to point out commonly agreed upon funny/annoying/lacking parts of the game not the best aspects of the game then say they suck...
Even if you think he is serious, stop raging at someone's opinion.
[QUOTE=johanz;22498352]He's a comedian critic, not a reviewer. If you take him seriously, you're dumb.[/QUOTE] If you read half the posts in this thread you'll see some people even agreeing with him. People take him seriously and if you can't see that, you're dumb. hurr.
[QUOTE=johanz;22498536]Even if you think he is serious, stop raging at someone's opinion.[/QUOTE] Stop raging at me raging at someone's opinion. I can disagree and let it be known just as others agree and let it be known. What are you trying to be? Riot control or something?
How about everyone shut the fuck up and enjoy the video.
Haha, one of his better reviews as of recent. For a person who would want a perfect game, yes all those points are valid. However, it is those very points that makes me love the game so much.
cant say I agree with ANYTHING in this review, never experienced any glitches, never bugged out, never got a black screen, he complains about being far away from a save point when you can save anywhere via campsite, sure walking up steps and doorways can be fiddly at times but this game has the most alive gameworld Ive ever experienced in my 15+ years of gaming. I think it goes to show that he has to complain about anything to get viewers, he loved saints row 2 but hated this? the mans an idiot.
I do agree with the walking mechanics, feels detached. It's like that in gta iv as well.
I got one glitch where I couldn't preform any Y commands. Had to burn myself to death to fix it.
sounds like he never found out about the campsite
I love Red Dead Redemption, but he's right. I was honestly hoping he'd touch a little more on how fistfighting is fucking pointless. Seriously, at least keep them knocked out for like a full minute or two or something. Doesn't feel like a win when the guy you knocked out gets up two seconds later and starts wailing on you again.
i like how i can rob someone by threatening them with my lasso
i agree with pretty much every point yahtzee made. the walking feels weird, its easy to overshoot running, the roads are too narrow for multiple people, etc, but the game is still pretty decent. but you have to remember this is a yahtzee review so hes going to nitpick and say he dislikes the game almost every time.
I've been meaning to buy Green Spleen Submarine but I never got around to it. That guy that said R* is working on a patch for some of the bugs, true?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;22502289]I've been meaning to buy Green Spleen Submarine but I never got around to it. That guy that said R* is working on a patch for some of the bugs, true?[/QUOTE] BAM [url]http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/6061/red_dead_redemption_title_update_coming_next_week.article[/url] It's also got the 2 outfits that didn't win the pre-order challenge!
You guys realize he never nit picks on tiny things unless he likes the game right? He only does that because he HAS to say something bad about games, it's part of the persona.
I'm gonna pre order his book.
[QUOTE=XCV;22497468]This guy sounds like a cranky bitch rather a game critic this time around. I usually enjoy his reviews, but when he embarrasses himself by insulting a game that is obviously great and picking out aspects of it as bad when they are really good I'm not as amused. He complained about every aspect of the game pretty much because it was not perfect. He even complained about the scenery which happened to be remarkably detailed, accurate, and good looking. God this guy sucks.[/QUOTE] someone's mad they spent money on a shitty game
I think Yahtzee explained himself pretty well in his Arkham Asylum review. "You don't call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom and you didn't come to me to hear about how a game is good."
Cougars are pretty awesome in the game. When I was playing online with a few facepunchers I was away from the group a bit and I seen one lying in the grass waiting for a moment to jump them, before it met a bullet in it's skull that is. [editline]07:38AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22504344]someone's mad they spent money on a shitty game[/QUOTE] Except it's not shit.
[QUOTE=PieClock;22504466]Cougars are pretty awesome in the game. When I was playing online with a few facepunchers I was away from the group a bit and I seen one lying in the grass waiting for a moment to jump them, before it met a bullet in it's skull that is. [editline]07:38AM[/editline] Except it's not shit.[/QUOTE] except it is it's GTAIV with a new setting and ridiculous amounts of bugs
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22504644]except it is it's GTAIV with a new setting and ridiculous amounts of bugs[/QUOTE] It's a sequel to an old awesome game using the RAGE engine and Euphoria. It has no relation to GTA IV otherwise. You have no fucking clue what you are talking about.
The more I hear about this game, the more I can't help but shake the feeling I [url="http://alteredconfusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/73587rz7.jpg"]already have it.[/url]
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