Even if Duke Nukem does get released it's gonne be fucking shite... there's absolutely no place these days for shitty shoot-em-up games in my opinion. You need a bit of story these days, you cant get away with just having to shoot shit for 8 hours any more.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21163693]Even if Duke Nukem does get released it's gonne be fucking shite... there's absolutely no place these days for shitty shoot-em-up games in my opinion. You need a bit of story these days, you cant get away with just having to shoot shit for 8 hours any more.[/QUOTE]
The story is duke nukem is badass and will wreck your shit.
I still want this game D:
[QUOTE=Da Jester;21162680]Anyone else looking forward to this and Postal 3?[/QUOTE]
Since a fucking decade man, since a fucking decade.
looking pretty badass, I wouldn't really care if the gameplay is just like Duke Nukem 3D with better graphics, all I want is more Duke, more boobs, more explosions and more big alien baddies to ass kick.
If it's an April fools joke my reaction will be the OP's avatar.
That doesn't sound like duke nukem.
[QUOTE=RaptorRed;21163931]That doesn't sound like duke nukem.[/QUOTE]
The voice actor will say anything if you pay him enough, he has a website somewhere where he sells sound clips. Also some of these gameplay clips were released before so they are real.
i would buy this for sure.
If you look at it without thinking of duke nukem, it looks like a really crappy shooter.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21163693]Even if Duke Nukem does get released it's gonne be fucking shite... there's absolutely no place these days for shitty shoot-em-up games in my opinion. You need a bit of story these days, you cant get away with just having to shoot shit for 8 hours any more.[/QUOTE]
"Buhuu I want more cutscenes, a deeper story, less gameplay"
Why can't you just play a game for fun? You didn't need a fucking deep story to play Super Mario, it was fun as hell nevertheless.
[url]http://ca.kotaku.com/5508907/duke-nukem-forevers-gold-date-would-have-been-april-fools[/url]
Read this article. Pretty interesting scheme they had if it where to be released.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21163693]Even if Duke Nukem does get released it's gonne be fucking shite... there's absolutely no place these days for shitty shoot-em-up games in my opinion. You need a bit of story these days, you cant get away with just having to shoot shit for 8 hours any more.[/QUOTE]
Modern Warfare 2.
That's sold millions, yet it's utter shite.
[QUOTE=radioactive;21164562]Modern Warfare 2.
That's sold millions, yet it's utter shite.[/QUOTE]
No, not really.
But anyway, this did not get me excited for Duke Nukem. Looks pretty meh to me.
Looks extremely generic.
Anyone saying that it looks generic never played Duke Nukem. It's mean't to be fun. Does unreal tournament need a deep story?
[quote=Some guy on Kotaku] Fileplanet put up a Duke Nukem Forever demo for April Fools[/quote]
:v:
Man that would suck downloading that.
[QUOTE=gamerboy266;21164804]Anyone saying that it looks generic never played Duke Nukem. It's mean't to be fun.[/QUOTE]
I played it back in the day. This looks extremely generic.
If you removed Duke Nukem from this, this game would get no attention at all.
I wanna play that bad
[QUOTE=radioactive;21164562]Modern Warfare 2.
That's sold millions, yet it's utter shite.[/QUOTE]
Hey hold on there,
MW2 ain't that bad it's... mediocre. I mean the game's all there, it functions and it's playable. it just doesn't do anything new to advance the FPS genre like COD4 did. safe that's what it is, it doesn't deviate from the formula that made COD4 great it just sticks to what people want and what is proven to sell that's it. And that's fine, but it shouldn't be billed the second coming of Christ in Video Game form (but it is, because not doing so would be bad for marketing, you're trying to sell something remember?) or unfairly judged by people who hate the community that has formed up around it (dimwitted as they might be).
Balance People, Balance.
/offtopicRant
I need my xbox fixed, i got the fucking red ring of death. cause I WANT THIS GAME!
Duke Nukem is the first video game I ever played.
I was six.
Just pointing it out.
I just hope they tweak the sound effects before release. Some of those sounded horrid.
Looks very mediocre when compared to what it could've been 9 years ago.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1leRM[/media]
I still maintain that it would've been the best game of that year had it been released and future games would've used DNF as [B]the[/B] game to beat instead of Half-Life.
sssssshh its being made by ValVe
I seriously hope that this game doesn't die for real after seeing this.
[QUOTE=Scotchair;21163693]Even if Duke Nukem does get released it's gonne be fucking shite... there's absolutely no place these days for shitty shoot-em-up games in my opinion. You need a bit of story these days, you cant get away with just having to shoot shit for 8 hours any more.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you just described MW2.
I don't see anything special about this game at all.
The gameplay mechanics shown in this video are rather dated and the whole game looks like it belongs back in 1998-1999.
In other words, looks laughably bad for today's standards.
Ah, Duke Nukem Forever.
It's like the plucky little game that [b][i]won't fucking die[/i][/b].
I really love Duke Nukem, so much that I even check duke4.net atleast every day.
But as a big fan I still have to say this doesn't look that good at all. The blood effects look like the ones from turok 2. It's a shame, it could've been so much better.
3d realms, please release this so I can rest in peace.
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