Don'T be Nervous Talking 2 Girls a.k.a. THE MOST STUPID GAME
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I love how she gets angry at you for being "a geek" and then asks you math, science and history questions only the biggest nerd would know.
[QUOTE=Wolfz;35472710]he seriously just bought the stupid game to get youtube views?![/QUOTE]
Probably to have fun with his friends. I bought monster girl quest so I could live stream it with mine.
40 minutes well spent.
Who the hell wrote her dialogue? Like... Hilarious videos, but that game is a huge piece of shit.
[I][B]This is what MRAs actually believe real women are like![/B][/I]
What an absolute bitch.
Actually, you know what? I think the "devs" put less time into that game than this guy spent playing it.
It's possible.
[QUOTE=Wolfz;35472710]he seriously just bought the stupid game to get youtube views?![/QUOTE]
He spent like 1 dollar in order to entertain himself / people with how bad it was, not necessarily "4 teh views".
I'd say it's money well spent.
wow, the woman in that game is more retarded than all the women in Meet'N'Fuck games
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;35476565]wow, the woman in that game is more retarded than all the women in Meet'N'Fuck games[/QUOTE]
"Hey stranger! Even though we've just met, you've used enough shitty cheesy lines to make me want to fuck you! However, we can't fuck until I'm satisfied with your knowledge of dumb bullshit train trivia that you're googling. While you trial and error your way through the questions, I guess you can just stare at my tit cleavage, which, speaking of my tits by the way, fun fact: they're so massive that I'm in constant pain!"
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;35477541]"Hey stranger! Even though we've just met, you've used enough shitty cheesy lines to make me want to fuck you! However, we can't fuck until I'm satisfied with your knowledge of dumb bullshit train trivia that you're googling. While you trial and error your way through the questions, I guess you can just stare at my tit cleavage, which, speaking of my tits by the way, fun fact: they're so massive that I'm in constant pain!"[/QUOTE]
At least in that the reward for bullshit train knowledge is a pornographic image.
In this all you get is an imaginary phone number.
[QUOTE=Thlis;35477594]At least in that the reward for bullshit train knowledge is a pornographic image.
In this all you get is an imaginary phone number.[/QUOTE]
Well y'know, sometimes in games, getting a phone number isn't ALL that bad.
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What's blue and fluffy?
Am I the only one here who's perturbed by how he joked about a female (albeit videogame character) being raped?
I tried watching his Dead Space 2 playthrough, but 7 episodes in and he still hasn't figured out you can change the orientation of the plasma cutter :suicide:
So I just woke up and I had a nightmare about this. I don't really remember it but I know it was horrible. Thanks.
"I literally just want to... grab your tits... and just squeeze them."
Not a good quote to listen to whilst your mother is right next to you.
Look at all them realism.
Dear god, what a fucking bitch! I mean come on. All of that and you don't get any thing. Not even a hey sexy want to come to my place. All you get is a fucking number. WOW, now I have a new number to add to my number collection.
[editline]8th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ast_risk;35478388]What's blue and fluffy?[/QUOTE]
I know what all of us were thinking and it an't pink fluff holding its breath.
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Hunter Eves is the best band evorrrrrrr
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;35479032]Am I the only one here who's perturbed by how he joked about a female (albeit videogame character) being raped?[/QUOTE]
Nah, he mentioned many other things he would do to her, mostly for comedic effect I guess :v:
Worlds most stereotypical blonde with bipolar disorder and moments of extreme sensitiveness to stupid facts that only she knows.
He speaks like Michael Mcintyre some of the time.
[QUOTE=Rellow;35469692]why would anyone want a relationship with this bitch
she talks to you like you're shit on her floor even if you succeed what the fuck[/QUOTE]
tits
[QUOTE=Ast_risk;35478388]What's blue and fluffy?[/QUOTE]
A blue waffle.
[QUOTE=Lukasaurus;35486720][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Ipe-Cpb0Q&feature=related[/media]
Hunter Eves is the best band evorrrrrrr[/QUOTE]
Holy shit it's actually a real thing. And it's just as awful as I thought it would be.
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best thing ever
If this game was on sale in a shop, I wouldn't even go in the shop.
Commentary is brilliant.
Oh my god, I've never laughed so hard in a while. So many memorable quotes. Especially the end of part 3.
After reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that 95% of facepunch are nervous when talking to girls.
I love KSI
[QUOTE=Speedstream;35494520]After reading this thread I have come to the conclusion that 95% of facepunch are nervous when talking to girls.[/QUOTE]
Yeah and that game didn't make it any better. Hell I'm never going to talk to anyone now :(
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;35479032]Am I the only one here who's perturbed by how he joked about a female (albeit videogame character) being raped?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
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