My D&D buddy is insane. And follows through on dares
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I'll be the first to ask how you threw that book so perfectly It's been really bugging me
[editline]13th December 2014[/editline]
also can you throw more books
Things have stepped up just a wee bit over time.
[quote]Goal #41: Win two things with one dollar at a claw machine
After trying for all of last summer and wasting probably 25 dollars, my latest attempt came to fruition in only two tries. We would have been filming, but at that point, no one, including me, expected me to do anything but fail[/quote]
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[quote]Goal #73: Play a round of Halo online while wearing oven mitts
There are no words. There's a video in Off the Record. That's all I can say.[/quote]
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[quote]Achievement # 208: Hide a prop skeleton in the woods
With the assistance of my brother and a very large backpack, I snuck off to an undisclosed location, where we hid this skeleton. I had initially though the fun would end there, but right before we began, I was struck with a brilliant idea: Make it worth it to find it. So we took ten dollars and stuffed it into the skull, then wrote on the back that it contained money. If any of you happen to stumble across this skeleton, which is pretty well hidden, feel free to take the money as a prize. However, all I ask is that you snap a picture of yourself with Garret the Skeleton so that I know he has a new home.
Pictures of the location, along with the leg bone that gives a hint to its location, can be found in Ballistic Blackjack. Let's see how this goes, shall we?
P.S: Yo, cops, that's not mine.[/quote]
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[quote]Achievement #359: Get dropped off 30 miles from home and find my way back.
Eleven hours.
It took me eleven hours, twenty-two minutes, and thirty-nine seconds of nonstop movement to find my way out of some godforsaken farmland, walk back into Larimer county, up a highway, into Berthoud, get lost, find my way back, get through Loveland, stumble across Taft Hill in pitch blackness, and limp through Fort Collins at 1 AM. My feet went numb four hours in, my hamstrings were so taught after six that each step became agony, and my hip felt like it came out of its socket after 10 straight hours of walking. I drank two gallons of water, got offered five rides, including one by a police officer, and got through what is hands down the worst day of my life. Time lost all meaning, pain lost all meaning, and I'm pretty sure I hit something close to nirvana while I was sitting by a black highway praying that a car didn't come flying off the road and splatter me across the hood.
So all in all, it was a pretty cool day.[/quote]
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I wish I could say that I had the talent to nail it on the first shot, but that throw was actually a nightmare. My camera man and I shot at least six takes to try and find the best one; in fact, we were originally trying to hit the dog and knock it off the shelf. The last take was the one we used; I heard the book hit something, but I couldn't look to find out what, so I just kept going with him laughing. After the take was over I looked and saw and knew "Yeah. That's the one."
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;46706963]gotta admit getting a ride from a cop would have been a valid way to make your way back
safest bet too, hopefully a cop wouldnt touch your wiener (hopefully)[/QUOTE]
At that point I had been walking for over nine straight hours. He pulled up next to me on this pitch black highway and I was so tired all I could think is "He's gonna think I'm soooo drunk." He got out and opened with "YOU'RE NOT UNDER ARREST I JUST WANT TO CHAT!" I explained what I was doing and he said "You gotta do what you gotta do, I guess." Then he wished me the best and took off. Super chill guy. Passed me at least three more times that night on his route. Would have accepted ride if it would have counted for sure.
I love the beginning how articulate you are. Look forward to more content.
Unfortunately it was worded as "walk back," and once it has been written in the Official Darkfall Protocol list, I can't amend it. This is especially terrible because I had then proceeded to write the next two levels of the challenge, 50 and 100 miles, as "walk back" as well. So those will be fun and probably ultimately get me killed.
I really like your motivation behind this, I kinda wanna do something similar since I haven't done anything interesting lately, and lifes been kinda dull and repetitive.
[QUOTE=Darkfall;46707042]Unfortunately it was worded as "walk back," and once it has been written in the Official Darkfall Protocol list, I can't amend it. This is especially terrible because I had then proceeded to write the next two levels of the challenge, 50 and 100 miles, as "walk back" as well. So those will be fun and probably ultimately get me killed.[/QUOTE]
It'll take a while, but totally possible with camping equipment and a decent supply of MREs or equivalent.
[QUOTE=Darkfall;46707042]Unfortunately it was worded as "walk back," and once it has been written in the Official Darkfall Protocol list, I can't amend it. This is especially terrible because I had then proceeded to write the next two levels of the challenge, 50 and 100 miles, as "walk back" as well. So those will be fun and probably ultimately get me killed.[/QUOTE]
I have no idea how your antics haven't exploded all over the web yet, this stuff is great
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;46707314]It'll take a while, but totally possible with camping equipment and a decent supply of MREs or equivalent.[/QUOTE]
That's what I was thinking. It will be strange to try and find a place to sleep next to a highway even with a bag. Part of the mystery and excitement I suppose.
this is just the amount of bizarre i've been waiting for in my life
You should find an obscure world-record, and try to break it.
this man is my hero
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[QUOTE=Rixxz2;46707515]I have no idea how your antics haven't exploded all over the web yet, this stuff is great[/QUOTE]
If you guys want to really motivate him to make more awesome videos instead of working on that homework stuff, you could spread the links around bit.
Putting that effort in makes more sense if people actually see the results!
what a trooper
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;46707689]You should find an obscure world-record, and try to break it.[/QUOTE]
Breaking a world record actually IS on my list. I just have to find a record I can break with no money or training or people. That eliminates a good amount unfortunately.
[QUOTE=Darkfall;46708111]Breaking a world record actually IS on my list. I just have to find a record I can break with no money or training or people. That eliminates a good amount unfortunately.[/QUOTE]
Stop posting when you're in my bathroom haha
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[QUOTE=chimitos;46708117]Stop posting when you're in my bathroom haha[/QUOTE]
Literally shitposting
Was has no one bought up the fact that he kinda looks like draco malfoy.
i dare you to mail me $10
[editline]14th December 2014[/editline]
then let me buy something with that $10 and send it back to you.
It might be doable to this world record.
[url]http://challengers.guinnessworldrecords.com/challenges/93-most-ferrero-rocher-chocolates-eaten-in-one-minute[/url]
Please make more videos.
Please
Maybe I just don't get the references but I don't seem to find this as funny as all of you
What am I missing
What is a Chaotic Neutral etc.
:~(
[QUOTE=Trumple;46710037]Maybe I just don't get the references but I don't seem to find this as funny as all of you
What am I missing
What is a Chaotic Neutral etc.
:~([/QUOTE]
Just some nerdspeak, don't mind it.
[QUOTE=Trumple;46710037]Maybe I just don't get the references but I don't seem to find this as funny as all of you
What am I missing
What is a Chaotic Neutral etc.
:~([/QUOTE]
The greatness of the Dungeons & Dragons.
You don't have to understand chaotic neutral, because this is beyond alignment.
Wish I had friends who did cool stuff like Darkfall
@Fish Muffin: I will absolutely do this. The potential for another trophy is worth losing ten bucks to what basically amounts to a Nigerian Prince scam.
@Sivics: That does seem doable. I'll have to try a few times to find out what the catch is. There's always a catch with food challenges that seem this easy.
@Buck: I've got something that should be out either Tuesday or Wednesday. Not to brag, but I've been prepping for over a week and it involves second-hand golf equipment and a cinder block. Should be a good time.
@Kirbyfactor: Be the change you wish to see in the world. Whenever someone says "Who on earth would do that?" dramatically thrust a fist into the air and yell "I WILL!" But don't do it at Walmart, they aren't cool with that.
@The Aussie: Sorry friend, no idea what you're talking about.
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