My D&D buddy is insane. And follows through on dares

[chimitos]

This one is kinda gross!

[video=youtube;oXuLhfQJpjM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuLhfQJpjM[/video]

[Richard Longflop]

fucking incredible

[sp]or should I say fucking inedible[/sp]

[Xonax]

Looks like you won't be getting that plat award.

[editline]5th January 2015[/editline]

Hmm, where is the video with the sandwich that isn't the clogger?

[Jamsponge]

RIP your tastebuds

[SaltyWaters]

I've got a challenge for you, and it's not one to be undertaken lightly.

Should you choose to accept, I will take responsibility for giving you the materials, literature and education needed to successfully complete this task. Though difficult, I believe you possess the mental fortitude and proper positive attitude to undertake this task.

I challenge you to learn to astrally project, and, using your new found freedom, find me and engage in a spiritual fist fight.

I will understand if the task is beyond the scope of your experience, however, I would put the point value of the 'No strings on me' achievement right at 25,000. Furthermore, if attempted, you will earn the title of 'Neophyte', and if successful there is a chance you will earn the title of 'Initiate', dependent on mastery of other, tangential skills. Learning this technique will take months if you are serious, years if you possess merely a passing interest.

An old proverb states 'When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.' Give me your answer in this thread, and we will continue communication privately from there on after, as needs be.

[Buck.]

[QUOTE=Jamsponge;46862358]RIP your tastebuds[/QUOTE]

Quite the opposite. He will obtain such appreciation for real food that we couldn't even comprehend. It takes something bad to to appreciate the good.

[absolalone111]

jeezus christ, you're a braver man than i am

[BrickInTheHead]

rip legend

[editline]5th January 2015[/editline]

[QUOTE=SaltyWaters;46862455]I've got a challenge for you, and it's not one to be undertaken lightly.

Should you choose to accept, I will take responsibility for giving you the materials, literature and education needed to successfully complete this task. Though difficult, I believe you possess the mental fortitude and proper positive attitude to undertake this task.

I challenge you to learn to astrally project, and, using your new found freedom, find me and engage in a spiritual fist fight.

I will understand if the task is beyond the scope of your experience, however, I would put the point value of the 'No strings on me' achievement right at 25,000. Furthermore, if attempted, you will earn the title of 'Neophyte', and if successful there is a chance you will earn the title of 'Initiate', dependent on mastery of other, tangential skills. Learning this technique will take months if you are serious, years if you possess merely a passing interest.

An old proverb states 'When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.' Give me your answer in this thread, and we will continue communication privately from there on after, as needs be.[/QUOTE]

this is a glorious post.

[Richard Longflop]

I hear orange juice tastes bad with toothpaste. Blend that shit together and chug it down in shot glasses.

Actually, I just remembered it's bad to swallow toothpaste. Just have that shit rest in your mouth for a solid minute. Maybe five if you're feeling foolish.

[Papytendo]

Listen to Lionel Coin Bank 12 hours straight

[Slammy]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;46867714]I hear orange juice tastes bad with toothpaste. Blend that shit together and chug it down in shot glasses.

Actually, I just remembered it's bad to swallow toothpaste. Just have that shit rest in your mouth for a solid minute. Maybe five if you're feeling foolish.[/QUOTE]

IIRC there is actually some toothpaste that is edible so buying one of those is always an option.

[EonVankmer]

I can only shudder at how horrible that must have been to get off later.

[Remedial Math]

I can't tell if we're talking about D&D or the video anymore, but I have a question.

My DM lost a bet and is now allowing me to roll any class as a bear. Any thoughts on the best class?

I have a few thoughts. I can go with the obvious route and become a Bearserker, which would be fun. But I kind of want to stretch the limits of the game a bit and make him angry about having to make me a weird character sheet.

That being said, I can't decide between a hunter with pets (a bear running around shooting things along with a pack of wolves is funny to me), a cleric (or bearic, of course), or possibly a necromancer. I may try to haggle my way into summoning bear skeletons instead of normal ones.

Any thoughts?

[R E D L I N E]

Near the end of the first video he totally looks like Roy Batty from Blade Runner

[t]http://www.scriptmag.com/wp-content/uploads/BR.jpg[/t]

[Kelazun]

[video=youtube;cxGw8qMA9Rg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxGw8qMA9Rg[/video]

[Reagy]

Sally why.

[Wanpis]

[QUOTE=Remedial Math;46874704]I can't tell if we're talking about D&D or the video anymore, but I have a question.

My DM lost a bet and is now allowing me to roll any class as a bear. Any thoughts on the best class?

I have a few thoughts. I can go with the obvious route and become a Bearserker, which would be fun. But I kind of want to stretch the limits of the game a bit and make him angry about having to make me a weird character sheet.

That being said, I can't decide between a hunter with pets (a bear running around shooting things along with a pack of wolves is funny to me), a cleric (or bearic, of course), or possibly a necromancer. I may try to haggle my way into summoning bear skeletons instead of normal ones.

Any thoughts?[/QUOTE]
Not rogue?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tAV3wHl.png[/IMG]

[Xonax]

[QUOTE=Kaelazun;46884465][video=youtube;cxGw8qMA9Rg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxGw8qMA9Rg[/video][/QUOTE]

Oh shit we got mentioned.

[editline]9th January 2015[/editline]

So Chim, are you the one who records the videos?

[Piciul]

Do the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_challenge]condom challenge[/url]

[editline]9th January 2015[/editline]

it has to be flavored

[Malos]

Broil a tilapia and get about five bottles of lemon juice in this size:
[thumb]http://www.gettingmoreawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lemon-juice-bottle.jpeg[/thumb]

Pour four of them into the tilapia in substitution for when you would usually add 1-2 tablespoons of lemon juice into the fish and save a fifth one for later. The challenge is completed when you finish the unholy acidic monster that is your tilapia and don't wash it down with anything but that fifth bottle of lemon juice or a tube of mint-flavoured toothpaste.

I call it the 'Yellow Submarine'.

60 points will be given out if you somehow manage to survive the lemon onslaught, along with 10 more points added for every extra bottle of lemon juice you put in there (would not recommend).

[Plaster]

Only 20 points? That sound like hell and should be like at least 50 imo.

[simkas]

[QUOTE=Piciul;46889987]Do the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_challenge]condom challenge[/url]

[editline]9th January 2015[/editline]

it has to be flavored[/QUOTE]

That just sounds really fucking dangerous.

[Malos]

[QUOTE=Plaster;46890747]Only 20 points? That sound like hell and should be like at least 50 imo.[/QUOTE]

Edited the original post with new conditions. I was in a bit of a rush when I made up those original conditions, so that should be a bit better.

[macdoo999]

Tie your legs together at the knees and feet and tie your hands behind your back. You then have to do an obstacle course.

[Makrin]

Make a smoothie out of red koolaid, blue koolaid, and (warm) nacho cheese. Eat it with a fork. I'd say that's worth 20 points.

[Fish Muffin]

just shoot me a pm whenever youre ready to send some cash my way. im not sure what im going to buy you yet, but please list any food allergens in your pm.

[FunnyGamer]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymBeurmrvHw[/media]

[Chaotic Lord]

Here's a challenge that [I]doesn't[/I] involve eating/drinking something disgusting: Spend exactly $12.34 at a store of your choosing. This includes any sales taxes.

[PortalGod]

come up with the most ridiculous vehicle you can, then take it through a fast food drive through

[The_J_Hat]

So here's a challenge that might require a bit of planning, but nothing too strenuous:

I've noticed a lot of the various shirts and hoodies you and your friends wear say Colorado on them, so I'm assuming that you live in Colorado.

I challenge you to climb the Barr Trail up Pike's Peak in a speedo. You can still wear hiking boots and have a backpack full of essentials, but the only clothes on your person apart from maybe a hat and/or a pair of sunglasses should be a speedo. I'll even allow a scarf for when you get near the top, because if memory serves me, it can get a bit chilly.

1000 points.