My D&D buddy is insane. And follows through on dares
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[QUOTE=Malos;48474506]Oh hey, suggestion time. I've got one. It's an amendment to the whole 'Yellow Submarine' one I suggested a while back. It's much easier to do and doesn't require much cooking experience at all.
Boil a fish. Any fish will do. The fish must be boiled in lemon juice. All lemon juice. No dilution with water. You must eat at least one quarter of the fish. The only thing you can wash the fish down with is with lemon juice. It's worth 50 points.[/QUOTE]
You hear that? That's the sound of a dentist getting rich.
You gotta watch with reddit. Their community is pretty toxic.
[QUOTE=Hogie bear;48478518]You gotta watch with reddit. Their community is pretty toxic.[/QUOTE]
What internet community isn't 'toxic' these days?
This thread, apparently <3
[QUOTE=Darkfall;48473201]I don't feel obligated at all, I really want to do it! It's unique and has the potential for hilarity.[/QUOTE]
I just saw our birthdays are only 1 day apart, whaddya know :v:
I went to the store after watching your video and the first bottle of coke I saw had my name on it. You're a good luck bringer.
My powers and knowledge have only grown since I last issued my challenge. I can offer assurance, the rewards for undertaking such a task will be rich.
What you need to do is buy one of those large Lego (or other building toy) sets and assemble it as closely as you can to what it's supposed to be using only the pictures on the box to guide you. No referring to the instructions. Worth 10% of the amount of pieces in the kit in points. Should you give up, you must walk 3 miles with Lego bricks in your shoes.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;48484223] Should you give up, you must walk 3 miles with Lego bricks in your shoes.[/QUOTE]
Jesus fuck it's supposed to be a challenge, not torture, and he already did something similar
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWllFGJsxk[/media]
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;48484558]Jesus fuck it's supposed to be a challenge, not torture, and he already did something similar
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWllFGJsxk[/media][/QUOTE]
All the greater encouragement to not give up.
Here is an idea for something to prove your deception skills (Haven't had any ideas for proper rules yet): Convince someone to be an expert in something you don't know anything about.
[QUOTE=Mezzokoko;48487524]Here is an idea for something to prove your deception skills (Haven't had any ideas for proper rules yet): Convince someone to be an expert in something you don't know anything about.[/QUOTE]
Wouldn't really work without a hidden camera.
I love this guy's channel. It's up there with my favorite channels.
I was gonna have a challenge relating to Australia but I got a better idea.
Eat a hotdog, but with the bun as the hotdog and the hotdog as the buns.
[editline]22nd August 2015[/editline]
If that's a bit easy, put condiments on the hotdogs.
Points would be 41.
[editline]22nd August 2015[/editline]
If that's a bit short then make the hotdogs yourself using meat around the house...Preferable from the fridge. If you do that, then you get an extra 5 points.
Imagine stepping on a lego after the pineapple challenge.
Here's idea.
Have your behind-the-camera friends get ten random ingredients, put each of these in identical containers like cups or something.
Wear a blindfold and have them shuffle the cups. You then go on to pick four or five of them.
These ingredients will go into a sandwich (or a wrap) and you will have to eat it for, say, 50 points.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;48519529]Here's idea.
Have your behind-the-camera friends get ten random ingredients, put each of these in identical containers like cups or something.
Wear a blindfold and have them shuffle the cups. You then go on to pick four or five of them.
These ingredients will go into a sandwich (or a wrap) and you will have to eat it for, say, 50 points.[/QUOTE]
Gonna hope one of the ingredients is toothpaste.
[editline]23rd August 2015[/editline]
actually don't it was awful
[QUOTE=Zakkin;48519529]Here's idea.
Have your behind-the-camera friends get ten random ingredients, put each of these in identical containers like cups or something.
Wear a blindfold and have them shuffle the cups. You then go on to pick four or five of them.
These ingredients will go into a sandwich (or a wrap) and you will have to eat it for, say, 50 points.[/QUOTE]
Watch, as he ends up with Mayonnaise, pickles, ketchup, thousand island sauce, and ranch dressing.
Or horseradish of you know a sadist.
This channel is pretty damn great. I especially like the nifty fifty videos and the other similar ones. One thing that gives me the creeps is that damn bird thing he shakes hands with at the end every time. I might be missing the reference or whatever reason as to why it is there. I'm pretty sure I saw it in a dream once. :saddowns:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UF00K5e.jpg[/img]
There is nothing that could be put in that sandwich that could compare to the horrors I have faced.
I have a fun achievement for you if you're interested.
You should put 2 tablespoons worth of Peanut Butter in your mouth and eat it, without drinking anything.
This is worth 10 points, an extra 10 if you do 4 Tablespoons of Peanut Butter.
And an extra 5 if your mouth is dry or at least somewhat beforehand.
Here's one I think you might like, using speech to text, for example with an iphone or ipad, sing a few verses of a song of your choosing, and see if you can get the device to write the song correctly. I did this once with Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and it actually managed to get like every single word right, while other songs went terribly wrong and were unrecognizable. 5 points if the song comes out close enough that you can still see what it should be, and 10 points if it gets the entire sample you sing correct, maybe sans a word or two.
wrap yourself in as much bubblewrap as you can, like make a bubblewrap suit and see if you can float in a pool of water
50 points if you float
35 if you drown
[QUOTE=eggman249;48518635][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMhPGbGhJ10[/media]
Facepunch represent![/QUOTE]
Oh dear lord this is by far the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Especially as apparently without realizing it at the time I had left out key information which made you misinterpret what I had originally intended and instead made you do the nightmare horror show that you did.
Alright story time for how this challenge came about. My mother had made some pineapple dish (thinking of it they were browned so they probably had sugar or something in it) and some had fallen on the floor. It was still warm (note warm not hot) and it was by far one of the most disgusting things I had ever stepped on. It was hot, squishy,slippery and moist all at the same time. I had intended for you to be reviled by its absolutely atrocious texture and feeling.
Anyway after I had been disgusted I thought it would be funny to post it on facepunch. Except I suppose our ideas of warm differed and thus instead I made you effectively walk burning, wet acid coals.
I suppose I should have used midly warm but hindsight is 20/20.
I am so sorry but then again this was incredibly funny so I have no regrets. The only way I can compensate for my error is by saying in my eyes you have earned 10 extra points for making me nearly shit myself and torturing yourself.
It is also extra funny as my name is david (which means that as far as I can recall I am not a she) so whenever you mentioned nicely done dave or something like that it felt like a personal jab in a way.
[editline]25th August 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ryz0;48521268]wrap yourself in as much bubblewrap as you can, like make a bubblewrap suit and see if you can float in a pool of water
50 points if you float
35 if you drown[/QUOTE]
Would actually be safe enough if you did it in a shallow pool with mates on standby. I say go for it!
I'm curious. Have you done the Gallon Challenge? It's not easy, but it's quite simple. I'd say 100 points.
Drink 1 gallon of milk in under 1 hour. You must keep it down for at least 30 minutes after you finish drinking. Whole or chocolate milk may be used. If you cannot finish, or cannot keep it down, you fail.
If you try this, do yourself a few favors:
1) Do it outside, and keep a trash bin handy. Things can get [i]explosively[/i] messy in a hurry.
2) Pace yourself. Plenty of people drink 2 quarts in 5 minutes and spend the last half hour utterly incapable of touching the last quart. You have 60 minutes. Plan on taking 45.
3) Have a snack a couple hours beforehand, but otherwise don't eat much/anything beforehand on the day you try this.
Oh, and while on the topic of snacks - Eat half a dozen saltine crackers in under a minute without any other food or drinks (20 points).
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;48540062]I'm curious. Have you done the Gallon Challenge? It's not easy, but it's quite simple. I'd say 100 points.
Drink 1 gallon of milk in under 1 hour. You must keep it down for at least 30 minutes after you finish drinking. Whole or chocolate milk may be used. If you cannot finish, or cannot keep it down, you fail.
If you try this, do yourself a few favors:
1) Do it outside, and keep a trash bin handy. Things can get [i]explosively[/i] messy in a hurry.
2) Pace yourself. Plenty of people drink 2 quarts in 5 minutes and spend the last half hour utterly incapable of touching the last quart. You have 60 minutes. Plan on taking 45.
3) Have a snack a couple hours beforehand, but otherwise don't eat much/anything beforehand on the day you try this.
Oh, and while on the topic of snacks - Eat half a dozen saltine crackers in under a minute without any other food or drinks (20 points).[/QUOTE]
Unoriginal IMO.
Here we have an intelligent man capable of doing anything as he is completely bonkers in all the right ways. I would rather have him pioneer new techniques of proving his insanity.
Then again I made him step in pineapples.
If you want a quick challenge, just put vitamin c tablets in your mouth and don't swallow them for 30 seconds.
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