[QUOTE=codemaster85;37049972]there is a popular video of a guy taking a horse cock dildo up the bum and it causes a stomach bulge on his stomach, so yes.[/QUOTE]
RIP Mr. Hands
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;37046106]Gee.
What could ever possibly make you think Cody Lane was abused as a child?
I don't know, the fact that two out of three videos she's been in has her practically getting beat by the guy(s) kind of gave it away to me, especially since she seems to love it.
I kinda had a feeling she was abused as a child after I noticed she seems to love getting abused as an adult.[/QUOTE]
you can say all porn stars to a degree were abused or had fucked up periods in their childhood.
And of course it opens up with the most disturbing of all stuff RIGHT AT THE VERY START.
[QUOTE=ShaunOfTheLive;37050999]RIP Mr. Hands[/QUOTE]
But that wasn't Mr. Hands, it was some furry guy who I am sure is still alive
[QUOTE=Ratatoskr;37052136]But that wasn't Mr. Hands, it was some furry guy who I am sure is still alive[/QUOTE]
Mr. Hands died fucking a horse......
Hollow Man is the one you are looking for.
Some of it was weird, but for the majority, it's just the first time I've heard anyone actually [b]talk[/b] about those fetishes out loud and while having sex. I mean, incest, bestiality, being into shit like that is pretty common so it's easy to see why they'd be talking about it during. You hear very often about stuff like that in text form, reading about people's fantasies, but you never actually hear them say it. That's the weird part.
Though that last one was just weird as fuck.
Efukt is great :v: I love the trolling wannabe pornstars series. They just released part 3: [url]http://efukt.com/21002_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_3.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;37053066]Efukt is great :v: I love the trolling wannabe pornstars series. They just released part 3: [url]http://efukt.com/21002_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_3.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Wooooww. The ending to that one is just too perfect.
"What's the daddy's name?"
"I don't know."
"What's his race?"
"Nigger."
Lost it there.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37049972]there is a popular video of a guy taking a horse cock dildo up the bum and it causes a stomach bulge on his stomach, so yes.[/QUOTE]
It's called Mr. Hands, for those who do not know.
The worst part is the guy died. His insides got all fucked up from it.
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Oops, looks like I'm late as fuck. oh well.
There's probably a bajillion videos of guys fucking horses on the interwebs if you know where to look, so yeah, there's probably several which show a "bulge"
This discussion is disturbing.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;37054243]
This discussion is disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Just another day on FP.
#7 sounded like a walking horse.
i remotely thought about MLP and started laughing.
It's day 2 of black history month and you show up to a porn shoot wearing a maid outfit
[QUOTE=wizu;37054579]#7 sounded like a walking horse.
i remotely thought about MLP and started laughing.[/QUOTE]
how fascinating please talk more about mlp in a thread that has nothing to do with it
[QUOTE=Chocolate.;37046658]That last one makes me want to never go to a nursing home.[/QUOTE]
I've helped my mom work at them before, never, [B]EVER[/B] go to one if it is within your power, the people in those places treat the elderly like complete shit.
I came.
Holy fuck that last one
I actually work at an old folks home and that was just, wow I fucking don't even know what to say
That's horrible
What a horrible thing to say
It's WORSE than stealing 40 cakes
But seriously, that's horrid
[editline]2nd August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;37055325]I've helped my mom work at them before, never, [B]EVER[/B] go to one if it is within your power, the people in those places treat the elderly like complete shit.[/QUOTE]
I don't know what nursing homes you've been to, but I would NEVER treat any of them like shit, I treat them like ordinary people. When I talk with them I actually listen to what they say, and I smile and laugh, it means a lot to them.
I love Sasha Greys face when Gianna says she would fuck a dog.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;37047059]Lost it at the pirate hand comment :v:[/QUOTE]
Butt pirate.
The 'if i were pregnant you would be ripping the fucking baby out of me right now' made the guy NOPE, so hard lmao
I.. what
I knew porn was bad and they cut out a lot of it
but holy fuck
Couldn't stop laughing for the most part. We need more of these.
Hahahahah! I watched this at work yesterday with a bunch of buddies, friggen hilarious and quite sad.
I take it that there is no legitimate porn on efukt, only stuff like this? Because this is the only kind of thing I ever see on there.
[editline]3rd August 2012[/editline]
And I love it, funny as fuck.
efukt is a comedy website at heart its not a legit porn site
I go to that website to kill my boner
[QUOTE=FPChris;37064518]I love [B]Sasha Grey[/B]s face when [B]Gianna[/B] says she would fuck a dog.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the search tags.
[QUOTE=codemaster85;37049972]there is a popular video of a guy taking a horse cock dildo up the bum and it causes a stomach bulge on his stomach, so yes.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html"] THis one?[/URL] (goes without saying that this ain't Gummi Bears!)
Why am i even on that page? I'm getting strange disturbing bowel movements and i lose massive faith in my own humanity every second.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;37055688]Holy fuck that last one
I actually work at an old folks home and that was just, wow I fucking don't even know what to say
That's horrible
What a horrible thing to say
It's WORSE than stealing 40 cakes
But seriously, that's horrid
[editline]2nd August 2012[/editline]
I don't know what nursing homes you've been to, but I would NEVER treat any of them like shit, I treat them like ordinary people. When I talk with them I actually listen to what they say, and I smile and laugh, it means a lot to them.[/QUOTE]
You may be nice, and im not saying all nursing homes are bad. But 99% of them are hellish places to be if you are one of the patients.
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;37053066]Efukt is great :v: I love the trolling wannabe pornstars series. They just released part 3: [url]http://efukt.com/21002_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_3.html[/url][/QUOTE]
The ending to this one made my day.
[url]http://efukt.com/21001_The_Milf_From_Mars.html[/url]
TIMMAY!
[url]http://efukt.com/20977_Frat_Boys_Troll_3_Pornstars_Into_Quitting.html[/url]
[url]http://efukt.com/20966_Turtling_While_69'ing_LOLOLOL.html[/url]
Well, I think I'm done for the night...and for life.
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