• Your life in 4 clicks.
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You are a titanic pornstar who likes to shit on geese You are a mighty salesman who likes to lend money to elves You are monumental starfish who likes to bend beans You are a fucking hot governor who likes to fuck horses You are a tough hosecock boy who likes to stab orcas :(
[img]http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5553/lolcnh.jpg[/img] All right!
I'm a penile hyper fur who likes to buy turtles
[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/x3devt.png[/img] Awesome.
I'm a happy foot worshipper who likes to orally explore heterosexuals.
[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l316/lankist/Oddlyaccurate.jpg[/IMG] This is oddly accurate.
I'ma tit-grabbing grandmother who likes to stroke cock. I'm a fucking-hot goddess who likes to cum-on cocksuckers. I'm a black bitch who likes to rape coke junkies.
I'm a notorious dancer who likes to hit firemen... ALRIGHT...
I'm a boob-sucking deformity who likes to eat tigers. I'm a boob-sucking nipple who likes to write to Bill Cosby. I'm a tender virgin who likes to clothe vaginas. I'm a sad grandmother who likes to sleep on firemen. :q: The list goes on...
You are a [b]Testicular penis[/b] who likes to [b] sniff hot bitches [/b]
I'm a quiet penis who likes to ride heterosexuals. Oh lawl...
I'm a [b]magenta condom[/b] I like to [b]wait for cocks.[/b] I'm also a green man who likes to rape wile e. cyote
I am a nice elephant who likes to ride Bill Cosby Wut
Apparently I'm a Funky Dinner Who Likes to hug Dragons.
You are a fucking hot Hyooman who likes to strip horses. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-raise.gif[/img]
"You are a tit-grabbing rabbit who likes to think about mufflers." I lol'd. "You are a feminine hobo who likes to buy balls." Hahahaha xD
You are a lazy chick magnet who likes to stomp cunts.
Wait what the fuck, no fucking way. You are a masturbating baby who likes to stroke firemen
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you are a pathetic dad who likes to cling to cunts. lol D:
You are a sad runt who likes to cum on bill cosby
I am a sexy hobo who likes to squeeze nipples...
[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9510/loldne.png[/img] yay
I'm a watery bottle of lube who likes to feed Mexico. rofl...
Allegedly I am a Malignant wolf who likes to break penises. Well fuck now I'm a furry [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-smithicide.gif[/img]
You are a jittery virgin who likes to fight mammals. ... :(
I am a handsome pimp who likes to kiss lawmowers. I am a nut licking fighter who likes to upset bisexuals I am a cock heavy insomniac who likes to clean hippopotami I am a muscular vampire who likes to explore asexuals. . . . Well alright.
"You are a Boob-sucking Insomniac who likes to cut circus tents"
"You are a scrawney giant squid who likes to play with mules." I just like that one because of the irony. But my favourite so far is: "You are a strange sexybitch who likes to mislead Europe."
You are a red publisher who likes to fuck oxen. What the fuck? You are a tame cab driver who likes to enhance door knobs. ...
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