Deviantart came together and made its own video game. Yes, i am completely serious here.
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I bet they came together
[t]http://i.imgur.com/DbdlE5x.jpg[/t]
Look at those emotions
hot
i think i'm actually about to puke
The look of disgust on my face while I was watching that could not be described by even the greatest of poets and scribes.
Welp, that's about enough to make me wanna eat a shotgun slug.
im only interested if there's vore!!
god that rates as worse than lets players on the you-tube spectrum of cancer.
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;43668468]Why did they use those weird energy-beam thingies when all they did was drop an all-destroying nuke in the end, anyway?[/QUOTE]it's always fun to burn some heretics with orbital lasers before blowing them all up
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;43668468]Why did they use those weird energy-beam thingies when all they did was drop an all-destroying nuke in the end, anyway?[/QUOTE]
Orbital bombardment weakens the crust of the planet so the cyclonic torp/whatever bullshit admech came up with can work.
[QUOTE=Mr.95;43668069]this game got $24,948 worth of funding, I want you to think about that[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cIhATH5.jpg[/IMG]
It get's worse:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Hv3jdS8.jpg[/IMG]
i want this on steam out of curiosity
how well would it sell? would anyone even review it?
If you dislike this game, you're just cisgendered, fursecuting bigots who don't understand what it's like to have a jelly-girl soul trapped in a human body.
And this why we want Valve to moderate the Greenlight process. This stuff should [B]NEVER[/B] be left to the internet's discretion.
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;43670748]i want this on steam out of curiosity[/QUOTE]
Most of those votes were done by /v/. A trans-woman made a rant in the comments section so now they want to piss more people off.
A part of me wants this greenlit so everybody can make fun of it.
I can't get off to bad art.
Holy shit they are charging $25 on desura!
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;43673100]A part of me wants this greenlit so everybody can make fun of it.[/QUOTE]
I would certainly enjoy seeing the devs (or whatever you could call them in this case) get crushed under the weight of the negative reviews. At the very least, it would offer a better reaction than, "Oh, shoot, the game didn't get Greenlit, I'm disappointed."
That said, letting this thing plague Steam even for that reason would be a grave sin.
[QUOTE=Mr.95;43668069]this game got $24,948 worth of funding, I want you to think about that[/QUOTE]
Cancer could have been cured with this money.
[QUOTE=megafat;43673408]Cancer could have been cured with this money.[/QUOTE]
Ironic how it's now being spent on making more cancer instead.
maybe I should put my twine based text game on indie-a-gogo maybe I'll get $20,000 if I really hype it up on deviantart
Is this really all anyone gets for 4x the funding goal?
God the colors and the title make me want to commit fresh murder. This is too good to be true, it has to be satire. The only thing stopping me from believing Deviantart making fun of itself is the fact that they asked people to give them money for this and got more than 5 times the goal. Fuck me.
Maybe with that money they can get someone who can draw.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HNNR64n.png?1?4862[/img]
So it is a fetish game.
[editline]25th January 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MemJfIf.png[/img]
BAHAHAHA!!!
It's depressing how this can get funded and other promising games can't reach their goals.
[QUOTE=Novangel;43673903]It's depressing how this can get funded and other promising games can't reach their goals.[/QUOTE]
As sad as it is, look at it this way: a game that asked for 5,000 from a community that circlejerks so hard that each member is stuck up their own asshole got 20,000 from those members.
Then you've got projects like the one above, where a game with a more scattered, diverse audience asked for 160,000 (32 times more) got 30,000 (10,000 more than the DA campaign).
Do the math. As awful as the DA thing is, it was always more likely to make it.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;43673678][img]http://i.imgur.com/HNNR64n.png?1?4862[/img]
So it is a fetish game.
[editline]25th January 2014[/editline]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MemJfIf.png[/img]
BAHAHAHA!!![/QUOTE]
"laws of the internet"
They get nearly 30k in funding and i cant even find 50 fucking dollars for a drawing tablet.
Fuck this shit.
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