• Butthurt guy rants against Facepunch
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[QUOTE=ThePinkPanzer;36447400]My thoughts are he is stupid and has the brain of some one who is seven years old and mentally challenged. His neck beard and nasal up shot do not help at all.[/QUOTE] Its not a neck beard if it grows all the way. Thats what my mom told me.
Hah unspoken rules of facepunch. Isn't common sense enough?
[QUOTE=mutank;36491094] Your typical web forum is like going on a pleasant bike ride. Facepunch is you doing 200km/h on a city street, one wrong move and you're dead. [/QUOTE] This is also an accurate comparison with fun. Fuck yeah dangerously high speed!
Hahah freedom of speech; the site is hosted in the UK, you can't push your ALL AMERICAN RIGHTS on foreign websites.... (I'm amerukiun I wuld knuw)
He says we're kissing the ass of the "Bourgeois?" What the hell is wrong with him? It's just a forum. He gets worked over shit that doesn't matter.
[video=youtube;twBYmfA-OuI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twBYmfA-OuI&feature=relmfu[/video] Oh god.
?? an error occured during validation?
[QUOTE=soulharvester;36493508]?? an error occured during validation?[/QUOTE] Ahh, I accidentally removed a part of the link. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twBYmfA-OuI[/url] I removed the -OuI part.
"Every time someone pisses me off I kidnap their kids and run over their dog.... It probably wouldn't even be legal" He must really hate Jeremy Clarkson then. And now he is taking the description of us off of Urban Dictionary and acting as if it is serious. How can people be this stupid?
[QUOTE=mutank;36491094]From browsing around Facepunch for years, i've seen a ton of "elitism" on this site. Other forum sites, when you make a mistake or you're a newcommer, you're greeted warmly and and questions you have are answered nicely. On facepunch, users ted to tear you a new one. In a way, this is Facepunch's strong suit as (at times) it is a place for (good) content and (intelligent) discussion. Your typical web forum is like going on a pleasant bike ride. Facepunch is you doing 200km/h on a city street, one wrong move and you're dead. The worst part is these people making horribly uninformed videos on the internet. Like some unspoken rules on Facepunch, if you have no idea what you're doing, don't even try (or in this case, speak.)[/QUOTE] That's the best part idiot.
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1081618&p=36362376&viewfull=1#post36362376"]Is this him?[/URL] I wasn't so sure about this, but I'm taking a guess.
Hi guys the Facepunch thread says it has 10,000 views but on Youtube the video at the top says it only has 3,000 views. Does this mean that embedded videos don't count towards Youtube views?
So is there actually a single person left here who is taking him seriously He's obviously a troll He HAS to be I mean, he favorited this video: [QUOTE=Xieneus;36462838][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmoZbdMTUY[/media] Tried to match his tone, failed horribly.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36495274]So is there actually a single person left here who is taking him seriously He's obviously a troll He HAS to be I mean, he favorited this video:[/QUOTE] I don't think trolls would make six hundred and whatever the fuck videos mindlessly ranting about things he doesn't even know about.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36495274]So is there actually a single person left here who is taking him seriously He's obviously a troll He HAS to be I mean, he favorited this video:[/QUOTE] he makes a video every three hours, so either way he spends WAAAY too much time on this
So he's either a guy with absolutely no life, or a no-lifer pretending to be a guy with no life.
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36495274]So is there actually a single person left here who is taking him seriously He's obviously a troll He HAS to be I mean, he favorited this video:[/QUOTE] He favorited my video? Did he mistake it for a compliment?
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;36447484][I]"Four Chong" [/I][/QUOTE] Four Cheech and Chong.
Unspoken rules? As part of the glorious gold master race, please kiss my feet pathetic blues, I hope all rules are read out to me and my dick is sucked at the same time. But really, the forum is run on common sense, anyone who goes "full retard" or so to speak, deserves the ban.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;36499148]Unspoken rules? As part of the glorious gold master race, please kiss my feet pathetic blues, I hope all rules are read out to me and my dick is sucked at the same time. But really, the forum is run on common sense, anyone who goes "full retard" or so to speak, deserves the ban.[/QUOTE] I agree with that but sometimes ban can be a bit random, two people could post the same thing and one would get a one day ban the other a permban
[QUOTE=Arkei;36447439][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hav9IvtchQ&feature=plcp[/media][/QUOTE] An 18.5 caliber glock? What does that even mean?
a glock that shoots an 18.5 inch bullet
[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;36504201]a glock that shoots an 18.5 inch bullet[/QUOTE] oh shit im scared 18.5 inchs? that's as much as 1 foot 6.5 inches! will a blue plz hold me [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Xieneus;36496474]He favorited my video? Did he mistake it for a compliment?[/QUOTE] It's pretty sadly accurate about him so, maybe
Omg it wunt let me view the forums as a non registered user wtf worst site ever [editline]26th June 2012[/editline] "this forum is an extension of Valve" "They treat us like surfs" That is the exact opposite of what valve stands for.
If you ignore the fact that he's obviously only doing this for attention (e.g. youtube viewcount) and imagine that he's trying to make a real point to do some kind of harm to facepunch, his videos are actually counter-productive. Why would we care if a video on youtube is badmouthing Facepunch? If it keeps any youtube users away from the forum, then we should be grateful to him. If you don't like the fact that we're all elitist pricks who like to ban people for saying stupid things, then the best idea is for you to boycott us. That would really show us who's boss. I always thought that the general rule for facepunch is "You don't have to post", if you don't have anything worth saying then don't say it. This guy seems to go by the motto: "If you've got nothing to say, spend several minutes saying it anyway". I'm glad he isn't capable of registering for an account.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m6Iw44NP6U&feature=channel&list=UL[/MEDIA] Another video of him bitching about facepunch. Plus he bitches about 4chon.
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Guys. Can we please just never watch his videos again and let this thread fade into the dust. Once nobody cares, he'll probably stop. And if he doesn't, well, nobody will be caring.
that nigga just called us a disgrace of a website. aaaah shiiieeeeet
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36510725]Guys. Can we please just never watch his videos again and let this thread fade into the dust. Once nobody cares, he'll probably stop. And if he doesn't, well, nobody will be caring.[/QUOTE] Or we could just kill him. Whatever you guys think will work.
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