• Butthurt guy rants against Facepunch
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I don't get why he's so mad about people getting banned on an internet forum. You get banned for a reason you know. He's probably amassed so much butthurt because he gets banned on every single existing forum for being suck a ignorant fuckwad.
[QUOTE=Nukefuzz;36464906][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAk_hLGed-Q&list=UUGTvQc3QTNEb0Ax89VFjNdg&index=1&feature=plcp[/media] oh gosh edit: guys we're hipster trolls that are script kiddies and anonymous legion now my dream come true and we make fun of people getting raped i see it all the time in fast threads guys serious this isnt a joke guys[/QUOTE] What the eff is an eenook? And...EA owns Valve? What the hell is this guy smoking? Well, I hope this guy is reading this. I swear to God, this guy needs help. He's got to have one of the most hilarious cases of persecution complex and paranoia I've seen in some time. Also, I can't help but wonder if he knows what certain words mean. I'm pretty certain he throws around words that don't mean what he thinks they do. [editline]24th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Larry_G;36471025]I don't get why he's so mad about people getting banned on an internet forum. You get banned for a reason you know. He's probably amassed so much butthurt because he gets banned on every single existing forum for being suck a ignorant fuckwad.[/QUOTE] Don't you get it man? It's because the mods infringe upon our freedom of making jokes about rape, like we do all the time!
[I]Humens must fight for freedome![/I]
So I tried watching the whole video when this thread was first posted. Got a couple minutes in and couldn't continue. A few days ago I tried again, couldn't do it. I tried ANOTHER time just now. I literally cannot finish a whole video of this idiot talking.
You are not going to stop me! This guy is an idiot. Facepunch is nowhere near serfdom.
Everything he says is so cringe worthy.
He does taaalk reaally looong likee thoose teenage girls.
[QUOTE=Commando123;36477487]He does taaalk reaally looong likee thoose teenage girls.[/QUOTE] You mean, urban Brits?
He talked for over 8 minutes without really even saying anything. He just strung words together into things sort of resembling sentences.
I've never laughed harder at anything in the world when he said Facepunch is censored... just like 4chan.
And I thought my rants were bad
He's such a good communist. Can't even pronounce bourgeoisie right. Edit: Also Gold Members are capitalist pigs that want to oppress the glorious blue members.
someone somehow needs to get his address and shit
Jim makes no profit. Also. "Valve's" Garry's Mod and the fact that Garry would've been sued for copyright infringement if it wasn't a Valve licensed game because GMOD uses all the models, skins, and scripts from Valve games. So, are you saying that Valve sued thousands of modders? And he said that EA owns Valve.
[video=youtube;MDBKjVjdyAo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBKjVjdyAo&[/video] [video=youtube;ILncf-OiyAA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILncf-OiyAA&[/video] This guy is fucking retarded.
The irony. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture850.PNG[/IMG] It hurts.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;36479273]The irony. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture850.PNG[/IMG] It hurts.[/QUOTE] we really need to find out if this guy has an account or something, it'd be fucking hilarious seeing him try to justify this
Oh wow, he literally said moderators are worse than rapists. I wonder if that means he'd prefer to be raped than to get banned.
[QUOTE=The Vman;36479316]Oh wow, he literally said moderators are worse than rapists. I wonder if that means he'd prefer to be raped than to get banned.[/QUOTE] Only one way to find out.
[QUOTE=Nukefuzz;36464906] [IDIOT ALERT] oh gosh edit: guys we're hipster trolls that are script kiddies and anonymous legion now my dream come true and we make fun of people getting raped i see it all the time in fast threads guys serious this isnt a joke guys[/QUOTE] Can someone translate, I can't fucking understand half the words he is saying. Something says to me he does not fucking understand what a temporary ban is. And he talks like he knows everything when he knows jackshit about it, does he even ever used Steam? And we are all cool hipster troll according to him, raping people. What the dickens. Oh, and if you are reading this, Jim Profit, you are a fucking idiot, go outside and learn to speak English fluently.
My god watched a few of his other videos, I am dying. Someone get 4chan on his ass.
Y'know, you go ahead and hate Facebook and EA and whatever else that seems to go against your interests, and then there's people like this who seemingly invalidate any of your concerns with their ignorance and stupidity.
I remember my brother saying he looks like an ape and that it would be a good idea photoshop his head in the place of che guevara's in the same style ie stencil/b&W (if you dont get it, it's a planet of the apes reference). also he has an encyclopedia dramatica page, explains his butthurt origins. mostly to do with 4chan I think.
wow he really is captain ass damage
Yep, because urban dictionary is a viable source.
row row row fight the power, fuq mods and golds, blu 4 lyfe niggaaa
He has yet to respond to my video, I wonder why.
[QUOTE=gameplaya89;36477478]Everything he says is so cringe worthy.[/QUOTE] I feel like someone should have explained to him by now that freedom of speech doesn't apply to privately owned websites.
[QUOTE=soccerskyman;36479273]The irony. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture850.PNG[/IMG] It hurts.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of a classmate of mine who had the 'stop sopa' bullshit slapped over his FB pic for months and often deleted comments on his FB posts without the slightest sense of hypocrisy.
[QUOTE=Commando123;36477487]He does taaalk reaally looong likee thoose teenage girls.[/QUOTE] that's called vocal frying and it's very annoying and bad for your vocal chords
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