Dopefish's supercuts of E3 - Makes them 100x better
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This was just perfect.
E3 needs less casual games, sport games, games for 8 year olds and games that make you pay for something you should be getting for free.
[QUOTE=darcy010;36219682]This was just perfect.
E3 needs less casual games, sport games, games for 8 year olds and games that make you pay for something you should be getting for free.[/QUOTE]
In short console gaming as a whole needs to shape the fuck up :v:
[QUOTE=NorthernFall;36217448]Wow, E3 looks like such a letdown.[/QUOTE]
Get's worse every year.
Soon it's only gonna consist of 24 hours of non-stop advertising by Microsoft and EA.
I like Toby, but seriously? He's on the big screen?
Though I'm happy for him. He's really made it, I'd say.
Edit: jesus christ is that woman fucking stoned? Her ability to not say everything on her mind is like... broken.
Ms. Girlwood was the scariest part of that conference.
O lawd, the hand count was the funniest thing for me.
[QUOTE=SatansSin;36216045]E3 was so disappointing
The only game I look forward too that has any interest in it is Watch Dogs.[/QUOTE]
It's not over though... not that I expect something amazing to crop up in the next day or two.
Only things that i am interrested in right now are ArmA3, The last of us and Watch Dogs.
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get. out. of. my. head.
social social social social social [b]social social social[/b][h2]SOCIAL SOCIAL SOCIAL BE SOCIAL YOU FUCKING NERDS WE'RE FORCING IT ON YOU[/h2]
[editline]6th June 2012[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Pbx9mvWPY[/media]
Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
The Xbox is a multimedia box now and EA is turning into Activision.
Also OH GOD WHY THE SANIC MUSIC MY EARS
[editline]7th June 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;36224920][b]Ubisoft[/b]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n22UhqI3Fcg[/media][/QUOTE]
God that was painful to watch, she was trying WAY too hard with all the sex jokes.
No wait, she was trying way too hard, period.
That south park bit where Matt Stone and Trey Parker were making fun of Smartglass in the Microsoft conference was pretty good.
Jesus christ, what happened to E3.
Can someone please send me back to the 90's!
[QUOTE=inconspicious;36228628]Jesus christ, what happened to E3.
Can someone please send me back to the 90's![/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;fC9ZJWHFjhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9ZJWHFjhc[/video]
[QUOTE=inconspicious;36228628]Jesus christ, what happened to E3.
Can someone please send me back to the 90's![/QUOTE]
Are you sure you want more powergloves and lightguns?
sports games
goddamnit
Also I don't see how this is funny, I've found shock and gore sites more funny than this. This is a tragedy, the death of the industry we knew.
e3 is now on par with spike vga's
Who out there actually watches E3 footage and thinks WOW THIS IS SO COOL.
Even my friend who barely knows shit about video games laughed at how fucking dumb this recent e3 was.
[QUOTE=woolio1;36229286]Are you sure you want more powergloves and lightguns?[/QUOTE]
The mother and father of the Wii controller? Nah I'm good.
EDIT: Oh wait I guess that means we technically still have those.. its just all in one now.
I was hoping for someone to just push that Aisha woman off stage throughout that entire thing. Christ, she's annoying.
[QUOTE=Cool Tapes;36229271][video=youtube;fC9ZJWHFjhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9ZJWHFjhc[/video][/QUOTE]
A lot of those old games were surprisingly impressive.
BattleSphere looks like it was really fun. Apparently they only made a few hundred copies, since the Jaguar was a dying console and there weren't enough parts to make the cartridges for it. I guess naming their companies ScatoLOGIC and 4Play (and then naming everything they made except for this game with some sort of innuendo) must not have helped a lot either...
I honestly like the idea of Co-op in dead space 3, am i a bad person?
[QUOTE=Cool Tapes;36229271][video=youtube;fC9ZJWHFjhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9ZJWHFjhc[/video][/QUOTE]
why does this video feel like watching TV in a cyberpunk movie from the 80's
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33ryy9eaC1qd7m1so1_500.jpg[/img]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/dp/0521262518]real book from 84 discussing current tech and contemplating the future of 3D[/url]
also I went to that convention center in 2010 for Siggraph, it was almost eerie watching those opening shots where they were looking at the building and all of that structure inside the main entrance
[QUOTE=Aman VII;36231397]Who out there actually watches E3 footage and thinks WOW THIS IS SO COOL.
Even my friend who barely knows shit about video games laughed at how fucking dumb this recent e3 was.[/QUOTE]
The last time I was wowed at e3 footage was metal gear solid 4, having snake put a gun to his mouth.
I can see now if e3 became open to the public, most of the traffic won't go to these theatrical press events but to more popular or inovative booths or news.
lastly I have to say, who the hell convinced all the major companies that this is the way you do a press event?
I really hate how the social and sports aspects of the [U]VIDEO GAME[/U] consoles were the main focus
and the fact that they were trying to justify DLC (bf3 premium fff)
These weren't funny
Only rage enducing, thank god I wasn't here to endure this bullshit.
E3 and publishers are a joke.
girl wood.
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