OneyPlays Megathread - Me Homer, Brown Brick, We're in Undertale and more quality jokes - General

I think it doesn't help they've just finished playing the old Crash games

i'm going to guess we're going to maybe get 3 episodes each of the n. sane trilogy

[QUOTE=Captain Chalky;52417905]Some of their comments are honestly just absurd. Chris complaining about the ice physics working differently (worse, even) but not managing to show any proof of it takes the cake, along with the +4 minute debate about tar. (which might not even be tar in the original, since it doesn't behave like it either) Detecting some clear favoritism.[/QUOTE] Just like their complaints that Crash cant duck under the mud anymore because "the developers don't like fun".

[QUOTE=Mr. Jelly;52417012][video=youtube;NrwwTL8tIKQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrwwTL8tIKQ[/video] This is gonna be mildly confusing the way they're counting episodes[/QUOTE] Everything from 7:00 onwards needs to be saved and animated. This is pure comedy gold.

While do agree with some of the complaints, (The lighting being flat etc.) it does seem rather nitpicky i'll admit. Regardless its still nice when they find something to be impressed about, like how great Uka Uka looks.

I love these boys, but honestly I'd rather them not play games they have any issues with because they get incredibly unbearable to listen to and fail to see that they're annoying. My favorite part is that after people pointed out that listening to them make absurd complaints and whine about the game every ten seconds was annoying, Chris goes on Twitter and says that it's ridiculous that people can't handle him nitpicking a game... And yet he's complaining about people nitpicking [I]him[/I]... Really makes you think... :thinking:

[QUOTE=The Civ;52419821]I love these boys, but honestly I'd rather them not play games they have any issues with because they get incredibly unbearable to listen to and fail to see that they're annoying. My favorite part is that after people pointed out that listening to them make absurd complaints and whine about the game every ten seconds was annoying, Chris goes on Twitter and says that it's ridiculous that people can't handle him nitpicking a game... And yet he's complaining about people nitpicking [I]him[/I]... Really makes you think... :thinking:[/QUOTE] But by that logic the People that are complaining about complaining about nitpicking are nitpicking themselves making them the same. Truly a vicious cycle.

was there an episode where Oney says "don't go on people's videos and say Oney Plays brought me here" Because I need to comment on that video and give my two cents I appreciate it when people post stuff like that on my videos (something like "JackSepticEye brought me here") because it makes it easier to see where my jumps in traffic is coming from.

[QUOTE=Helix Snake;52422103]was there an episode where Oney says "don't go on people's videos and say Oney Plays brought me here" Because I need to comment on that video and give my two cents I appreciate it when people post stuff like that on my videos (something like "JackSepticEye brought me here") because it makes it easier to see where my jumps in traffic is coming from.[/QUOTE] That's honestly an interesting side of it I never would have considered, considering at face value it seems so much like a stealth advertisement to divert traffic to one of those mega-channels.

[QUOTE=Helix Snake;52422103]was there an episode where Oney says "don't go on people's videos and say Oney Plays brought me here" Because I need to comment on that video and give my two cents I appreciate it when people post stuff like that on my videos (something like "JackSepticEye brought me here") because it makes it easier to see where my jumps in traffic is coming from.[/QUOTE] It was a very recent video, though I'm sure he's said it before. One of the crash videos I think.

they did a donation for sgdq [vid]https://clips-media-assets.twitch.tv/25657086032-offset-28502-854x480.mp4[/vid] [editline]4th July 2017[/editline] i think its really funny that the donation was read at the same part they kept dying at.

[media]https://twitter.com/DingDongVG/status/882183881742442496[/media] Speaking of GDQ, looks like Beefaroni is an option for Tifa's name for the FF7 run Sadly it's currently losing by a lot. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/z0LEtdX.png[/IMG] However, some better news is that Bohij is an option for Poo's name in the Earthbound run and its winning. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/inWbxoW.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Scruffel;52431548][media]https://twitter.com/DingDongVG/status/882183881742442496[/media] Speaking of GDQ, looks like Beefaroni is an option for Tifa's name for the FF7 run Sadly it's currently losing by a lot. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/z0LEtdX.png[/IMG] However, some better news is that Bohij is an option for Poo's name in the Earthbound run and its winning. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/inWbxoW.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Shame about Beefaroni, but Bohij I'll settle for. [img]http://i.imgur.com/C0Q1gDL.png[/img] I'm in the process of building an OneyPlays wiki. Once I've got a good foundation for it I'll share here so ya'll can join in. Want it to be good before I show it to y'all officially.

[URL="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-04-fans-may-know-why-jumping-is-harder-in-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy"]Twitch streamer DingDong is famous now[/URL]

I dunno why the article is like "[I]finally[/I] we have an explanation"; anybody who's dabbled in 3D game development would immediately recognize the issue :v:

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;52432104][URL="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-04-fans-may-know-why-jumping-is-harder-in-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy"]Twitch streamer DingDong is famous now[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The positive aspect of this is you can extend Crash's jump, if you learn to harness this feature. Jumping while sliding off an edge, at just the right time, allows you to get farther as can be seen in Tasty Carcass's video below.[/QUOTE] This was a feature in the original games but it wasn't done with alternate collision boxes, they just delayed the "ALLOW_JUMP" variable from switching to "false" for a few frames after you fall off a ledge.

[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/2eDfU8.png[/img]

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;52432104][URL="http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-07-04-fans-may-know-why-jumping-is-harder-in-the-crash-bandicoot-n-sane-trilogy"]Twitch streamer DingDong is famous now[/URL][/QUOTE] I had that problem with the capsule colliders in my Unity platformer prototype but I fixed it. I've only been out of college for a few months and I'm already a better programmer than the person who programmed the physics for the Crash N Sane trilogy. Of course the obvious solution is to not use a capsule collider in the first place. What kind of collision did the original PS1 version use?

[QUOTE=Helix Snake;52432552]I had that problem with the capsule colliders in my Unity platformer prototype but I fixed it. I've only been out of college for a few months and I'm already a better programmer than the person who programmed the physics for the Crash N Sane trilogy.[/QUOTE] Then you can make us Spyro, right?

So where does "funny scream" originate from?

The earliest I can think of is Yoshi Dead and Loving It They're singing their very own monster mash and Chris says "it was a day on Halloween, when a man run in and he funny scream"

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;52432698]The earliest I can think of is Yoshi Dead and Loving It They're singing their very own monster mash and Chris says "it was a day on Halloween, when a man run in and he funny scream"[/QUOTE] Thank you i forgot about their monster mash! It's made even better with the quiet wheezing laugh from Julian.

[QUOTE=IAreLegend;52432698]The earliest I can think of is Yoshi Dead and Loving It They're singing their very own monster mash and Chris says "it was a day on Halloween, when a man run in and he funny scream"[/QUOTE] I was sucking a lolly when i fell off a trolley

[QUOTE=HiddenShadow;52432939]Thank you i forgot about their monster mash! It's made even better with the quiet wheezing laugh from Julian.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;7nIhr3TeP8g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nIhr3TeP8g&ab_channel=crapvile[/video] Funny scream predates all that though, I think it's from Crash 2.

Hey guys if you're into that sort of thing, DingDong is streaming atm; [url]https://www.twitch.tv/dingdongvg[/url] He's doing Platinum Relics on N. Sane Trilogy as we speak.

[video=youtube;vr6UAKupEhM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6UAKupEhM[/video]

We now have an OneyPlays manga. [T]http://68.media.tumblr.com/67dc1e80458d7c73531ae8f1124d51fa/tumblr_osmdf6toad1syelyxo10_1280.png[/t]

[QUOTE=Deals;52434481]Hey guys if you're into that sort of thing, DingDong is streaming atm; [url]https://www.twitch.tv/dingdongvg[/url] He's doing Platinum Relics on N. Sane Trilogy as we speak.[/QUOTE] he has the patience of a god damn zen monk i'd be done with that shit after the first 10 tries EDIT: he's still going, what a fucking saint

[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;52434958]he has the patience of a god damn zen monk i'd be done with that shit after the first 10 tries EDIT: he's still going, what a fucking saint[/QUOTE] Ding Dong dealt (and still deals) with Julian and Chris for days. Years even! You'd develop the same kind of patience if you had to deal with those two mongoloids for so long, especially the Irish one.

[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;52434958]he has the patience of a god damn zen monk i'd be done with that shit after the first 10 tries EDIT: he's still going, what a fucking saint[/QUOTE] I absolutely loved time trials in Crash, I spent like five hours on Road Crash to get the platinum relics. But back then I was a kid and I had a lot of time on my hands. [t]http://i.imgur.com/GSNrlJp.jpg[/t] [del]He did it. He got all the relics in Crash 1.[/del] Did he do the others? I never watched. EDIT: He still has one more relic to get