• Dog gets his shit fucked up by Bambi.
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Would have been nice to hear the sound of a shotgun... somewhere...
[QUOTE=Pictrkol3;22676478]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I LMAO'd that deer pounded the shit out of those fuckers! that dog was a pussy, If I were that dog I would have bit its throat and fucked it up.[/QUOTE] get out
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;22685100]If I was there I would have probably shot the deer or beat with a heavy object. The dog didn't do anything and gets his ass kicked when he doesn't really deserve it. I understand the whole instinct to protect its child but what the hell was it doing in the middle of a town in the first place? Fuck that deer.[/QUOTE] It doesn't understand? It's just a deer?
This is depressing.
[QUOTE=ExTek;22682077]You guys are idiots. I agree with Rixx2, it was instinct. Stop saying "I'd blow the fuck out of that deer." You'd blow the fuck out of that dog too if it started chewing up the baby deer, wouldn't you? And blow the fuck out of the baby deer if it stomped on the cat?[/QUOTE] This guy speaks the truth. The point he is trying to get across is, we'd want to blow something's brains out
[QUOTE=ExTek;22682077]You guys are idiots. I agree with Rixx2, it was instinct. Stop saying "I'd blow the fuck out of that deer." You'd blow the fuck out of that dog too if it started chewing up the baby deer, wouldn't you? And blow the fuck out of the baby deer if it stomped on the cat?[/QUOTE] logic what. I'll blow the fuck out of you for arguing this no homo
[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;22687102]I'll blow the fuck out of you for arguing this no homo[/QUOTE] Dangit!
[QUOTE=M_B;22684072]I love deers and all but i would have shot that fucking deer. yeah the owners should have had the dog on a leash, but the dog wasn't fucking doing anything. the cat was the one pushing it, and yet the dog gets stomped on. not that i wish the cat got badly hurt too/instead or anything, just that if either of the two deserved it, it was the cat.[/QUOTE] 12 yr old redneck detected
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;22676712]I can't be certain, but I think it walked in their direction at first. The small one dropped on ground, which it does when a danger is nearby. It didn't react in this way to the cat, so a new threat had to come close. [editline]07:18AM[/editline] I doubt this breed could ever fight back properly against deer. Or pretty much any breed except maybe the wolf-like dogs like Huskies or German shepherds.[/QUOTE] Dude a pit bull/rottweiler that knew how to fight would've fucked that deers shit up so bad it would've been scary.
[QUOTE=dvondrake;22675712]Makes me rage that the lady just screams and yells "stop it" at the deer. [/QUOTE] Yeah I'd just stand there and watch my dog get beat.
The dog was probably in a stalking stance, animals run away or fight when they see that.
If that happened to my dog I would have run over and tried my best to beat the shit out of that fucking deer.
I thought the deer and that cat may have had some mutual understanding going on when they were being friendlyish and shit. Thats why I love cats though, cat smells deer, deer try to smell cat, cat smacks deer in face and legs it
[QUOTE=dvondrake;22675712]Makes me rage that the lady just screams and yells "stop it" at the deer. Does she [b]really[/b] think it'll listen? Get after that fucker with a baseball bat if you ask me.[/QUOTE] I'd haul ass over there and beat the shit out of the deer if it was attacking my dog. EDIT: With a baseball bat, I mean. Not my fists.
the lady was just screaming at the deer wile it was pounding the shit out of the dog.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;22685100]If I was there I would have probably shot the deer or beat with a heavy object. The dog didn't do anything and gets his ass kicked when he doesn't really deserve it. I understand the whole instinct to protect its child but what the hell was it doing in the middle of a town in the first place? Fuck that deer.[/QUOTE] What the hell are humans doing with their pets in a once upon a time forest in the first place? Fuck those people.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;22689387]I'd haul ass over there and beat the shit out of the deer if it was attacking my dog. EDIT: With a baseball bat, I mean. Not my fists.[/QUOTE] Using any melee weapon would be a majorly bad idea, a bad hit would mean you'd have deer hooves jabbing you in the ribs.
Also the woman was probably too scared to run over there because she thought she'd get wailed on as well.
If it was my dog I would grab the biggest weapon I got and try to fuck that deer up.
[QUOTE=dvondrake;22675712]Makes me rage that the lady just screams and yells "stop it" at the deer. Does she [b]really[/b] think it'll listen? Get after that fucker with a baseball bat if you ask me.[/QUOTE] A baseball bat? Are you fucking serious? All the deer is doing is protecting her child from a dog SHE thinks is a threat. Why beat it with a baseball bat? I'd try and run up to it and shoo it away, a towel would work well at scaring it, but I'd keep my distance. Seriously, deers can kick ass. To all these people acting like macho-men and saying they'd disembowel it, you're fucked up. I'd be seriously pissed as well if it were my dog, but I wouldn't harm the deer because it acts on instinct. Deers are hella fragile and the poor thing would suffer and most likely die if it were hit. Then the cute little baby would die as well. But yeah, I understand all you guys saying you'd be pissed, I would as well. But no need to be so aggressive towards it.
[QUOTE=loopoo;22689826]A baseball bat? Are you fucking serious? All the deer is doing is protecting her child from a dog SHE thinks is a threat. Why beat it with a baseball bat? I'd try and run up to it and shoo it away, a towel would work well at scaring it, but I'd keep my distance. Seriously, deers can kick ass. To all these people acting like macho-men and saying they'd disembowel it, you're fucked up. I'd be seriously pissed as well if it were my dog, but I wouldn't harm the deer because it acts on instinct. Deers are hella fragile and the poor thing would suffer and most likely die if it were hit. Then the cute little baby would die as well. But yeah, I understand all you guys saying you'd be pissed, I would as well. But no need to be so aggressive towards it.[/QUOTE] What if it attacks YOU? Towel wont do shit then. A baseball bat would atleast have a chance.
[QUOTE=loopoo;22689826]A baseball bat? Are you fucking serious? All the deer is doing is protecting her child from a dog SHE thinks is a threat. Why beat it with a baseball bat? I'd try and run up to it and shoo it away, a towel would work well at scaring it, but I'd keep my distance. Seriously, deers can kick ass. To all these people acting like macho-men and saying they'd disembowel it, you're fucked up. I'd be seriously pissed as well if it were my dog, but I wouldn't harm the deer because it acts on instinct. Deers are hella fragile and the poor thing would suffer and most likely die if it were hit. Then the cute little baby would die as well. But yeah, I understand all you guys saying you'd be pissed, I would as well. But no need to be so aggressive towards it.[/QUOTE] Attention douche fag, its a doe.
Cat bitch slaps the deer. What a Bad Ass.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;22689387]I'd haul ass over there and beat the shit out of the deer if it was attacking my dog. EDIT: With a baseball bat, I mean. Not my fists.[/QUOTE] Bat with sharp, rusty long nails. Crowbar works too.
This is why man invented the automobile: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buoAhkxso8s[/media]
[QUOTE=loopoo;22689826]A baseball bat? Are you fucking serious? All the deer is doing is protecting her child from a dog SHE thinks is a threat. [/QUOTE] And all he would be doing is protecting his pet who he KNOWS is a threat.
[QUOTE=benjgvps;22690795]This is why man invented the automobile: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buoAhkxso8s[/media][/QUOTE] That was more dramatic than I thought, for some reason.
That women Fucking irritates the shit out of me.
I would have fucked that deer's day up. They'd have to get people to pull me off that stupid deer. Moments like this that make me wish I was a deer hunter. Moments like this that makes me understand why they shot Bambi. [editline]06:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Crimor;22684992]I would have fucking tackled that deer and break its neck before it even reached my dog if it tried to do that.[/QUOTE] Although I agree with you about fucking that deer up, I doubt you or any normal human could run that fast.
Where's the part where the deer beats up the woman?
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