10 hours? Did his dick begin to dry heave or something?
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;33853314]10 hours? Did his dick begin to dry heave or something?[/QUOTE]
We must know all his secrets before he takes them to the grave!
fucking casuals
My longest session was 2 hours.
It was mostly very slow standby jerking i did to keep it up while preparing a masturbation appartus i had crafted in all secrecy in my dark cellar.
Isn't it kinda cheating if he's using a fleshlight?
Spit coke all over the keyboard when i saw ''the king of masturbation'' as the wallpaper for his iPhone.
I did 2 hours once. The clock on my laptop is my guide.
I'm gonna fucking try this. Most I've done was 17 times in a day, so I've got more than enough man-batter.
How does he get a girlfriend like that.
What.
[QUOTE=GIR;33853313]I think most people can do it in 5 if they REALLY want to[/QUOTE]
I simply can't. 30 mins is if I try really hard.
Okay, something that's always bothered me is what people define as masturbation. Cuz, for me, I define that as active stimulation, without stopping until the deed is done. So when I read you guys go for like a half fucking hour, I'm just like "Jesus Christ, you have to sit there and vigorously stroke your dick for half a fucking hour to get off? Well, I guess there [b]are[/b] some people that actually sit through all 40 minutes of a porn scene."
So is that what you guys mean, or are you counting the idle hand-wanderings whilst looking at porn as "masturbating"?
This was really fucking awkward to type out, by the way. :v:
The real challenge is cumming 20 times in the space of 2 hours.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;33854856]Okay, something that's always bothered me is what people define as masturbation. Cuz, for me, I define that as active stimulation, without stopping until the deed is done. So when I read you guys go for like a half fucking hour, I'm just like "Jesus Christ, you have to sit there and vigorously stroke your dick for half a fucking hour to get off? Well, I guess there [b]are[/b] some people that actually sit through all 40 minutes of a porn scene."
So is that what you guys mean, or are you counting the idle hand-wanderings whilst looking at porn as "masturbating"?
This was really fucking awkward to type out, by the way. :v:[/QUOTE]
this only happens I fap while on Skype with my lady friend. I think it has to do with the fact that someone is staring at me while I'm fapping. But gasming after 30 minutes of straight dick rubbing feels good man :rock:
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;33854856]Okay, something that's always bothered me is what people define as masturbation. Cuz, for me, I define that as active stimulation, without stopping until the deed is done. So when I read you guys go for like a half fucking hour, I'm just like "Jesus Christ, you have to sit there and vigorously stroke your dick for half a fucking hour to get off? Well, I guess there [b]are[/b] some people that actually sit through all 40 minutes of a porn scene."
So is that what you guys mean, or are you counting the idle hand-wanderings whilst looking at porn as "masturbating"?
This was really fucking awkward to type out, by the way. :v:[/QUOTE]
Nope, I meant nonstop. Feels good man.
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you have to change hands though, so there's some buffer time
the other gets chilly
a true hero
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;33854856]Okay, something that's always bothered me is what people define as masturbation. Cuz, for me, I define that as active stimulation, without stopping until the deed is done. So when I read you guys go for like a half fucking hour, I'm just like "Jesus Christ, you have to sit there and vigorously stroke your dick for half a fucking hour to get off? Well, I guess there [b]are[/b] some people that actually sit through all 40 minutes of a porn scene."
So is that what you guys mean, or are you counting the idle hand-wanderings whilst looking at porn as "masturbating"?
This was really fucking awkward to type out, by the way. :v:[/QUOTE]
Your fucking avatar while I was reading that, oh god. :v:
I'm curious about what it would feel like to use a tenga cup.
What if they want kids at some point? Is he just gonna masturbate all day to put a tablespoon of spunk in a little cup.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;33853087]Uh masturbation is necessary what are you talking about[/QUOTE]
No it isn't
He would be the king of fucking but his girlfriend is too frigid.
the longest time i've masturbated is like 45 minutes but if i watch porn it takes me 2 minutes.
Well, you can't say to him "You need a girlfriend."
Can you?
he needs a better girlfriend
Why doesn't his girlfriend just have sex with him? What a prude bitch.
Bloody hell, 9 hrs 58 mins nonstop? Bet he looked like a L4D Charger after all that
[QUOTE=latin_geek;33853087]Uh masturbation is necessary what are you talking about[/QUOTE]
hah funny
Hey, he stole my title!
No comment.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33853208]5 minutes? I do like half an hour to an hour usually. I thought everyone was like that.[/QUOTE]
I could do it in about 3 minutes if I really wanted too. Doesn't feel as good though.
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