The American education system does a terrible job of teaching these skills to young people.
Especially the last one.
Fucking amazing
Where's this from?
What did I just watch? The premise for the segment already seemed odd, but then it almost felt like the Onion at the end.
I bet Ubisoft gave this guy exclusive outfits.
But can any adult human balance all those out successfully? :v: I mean ffs how in the world is an eighteen year old supposed to do that if regular adults struggle?
[QUOTE=Freakie;50199164]Where's this from?[/QUOTE]
Not sure, but if I had to guess it would be the show titled Red Eye on the Fox News channel.
[QUOTE=Socram;50199173]What did I just watch? The premise for the segment already seemed odd, but then it almost felt like the Onion at the end.[/QUOTE]
It's Red Eye which is basically a self aware satirical news segment. It's similar to The Onion but is hinged more on actual news stories and events and less on satire of poor journalism in general.
Massive / ubi are legit fucking up at the moment.
The game is plagued with cheaters and exploiters.
There was a trait on gear that would offer ~10% damage resistance from elite enemies but it actually increased damage you took by ~10%
Another talent that reduced damage taken certain % instead of increasing damage took while offering increased damage output.
The gear drop system has been toyed with so much its chaotic.
95% of posts atm on /r/thedivision is someone complaining.
Fuck, I'm 18 in a month and I have none of these skills. I don't even own the Division yet, how am I going to survive?!
This is easily the most shockingly good segment of Fox News
Just goes to show that kids these days are too naive to realize that Ubisoft hit their peak for the next couple years with Rainbow Six: Siege, and everybody that abandoned Siege for The Division needs to seriously rethink their decisions in life.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;50199622]This is easily the most shockingly good segment of Fox News[/QUOTE]
RedEye is usually satirical and takes the piss out of as many things as they can. It's basically the "fun part because you don't feel bad that people actually believe fox news" aspect of the channel.
Too bad its on at buttfuck'o'clock
Red Eye has always been pretty funny, imo. They're like the ESPN jokers of Fox News.
[QUOTE=lonefirewarrior;50198856]The American education system does a terrible job of teaching these skills to young people.
Especially the last one.[/QUOTE]
Isn't it the parents jobs, not the states, to teach those things?
Andy Levy's great, does anyone have that clip of him interviewing a guy who turns into a demon halfway through a question? Can't find it and it's my favourite one.
[QUOTE=Lucien1337;50204052]Andy Levy's great, does anyone have that clip of him interviewing a guy who turns into a demon halfway through a question? Can't find it and it's my favourite one.[/QUOTE]
that would be andrew wk
[video=youtube;HUKlCMT3G3A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUKlCMT3G3A[/video]
[QUOTE=Socram;50199173]What did I just watch? The premise for the segment already seemed odd, but then it almost felt like the Onion at the end.[/QUOTE]
RED EYE is basically the "Don't give any shits" section of Fox News that airs at three o clock in the morning, so short of saying "FUCK ALL _____ FUCK BACK EM BACK TO HELL" they essentially have cart blanche to say whatever they want, they use stand up comedians as their writers and have informal shit talking all the time.
[QUOTE=frankie penis;50204075]that would be andrew wk
[video=youtube;HUKlCMT3G3A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUKlCMT3G3A[/video][/QUOTE]
God I love Andrew W.K., he's a super nice dude to chat with. Didn't know he ever did this.
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