• Happiest ATM in the world
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[QUOTE=Pr0fane;40381768]And I thought America couldn't get any lazier... Fucking drivethrough everything over there. Wouldn't want to live there.[/QUOTE] stop being jealous that you don't live in the land of the free god bless
Because it's totally worth wasting time searching for a parking space for that 1 minute or less of walking to the ATM that will have no noticeable beneficial effect on your body.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;40383968]Because it's totally worth wasting time searching for a parking space for that 1 minute or less of walking to the ATM that will have no noticeable beneficial effect on your body.[/QUOTE] I'm sure the Daily Mail has an article about how drive-thru ATMs can give you cancer.
What I find odd about drive-thru ATMs is they still have Braille on them.
"Everything in America is terrible and all Americans are fat and lazy" -Facepunch, 2013
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40384031]"Everything in America is terrible and all Americans are fat and lazy" -Facepunch, 2013[/QUOTE] I'm sorry to say america, but your reputation isn't too great in many countries.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;40384030]What I find odd about drive-thru ATMs is they still have Braille on them.[/QUOTE] At my bank the drive through ATMs are the same as walk-up ATMs. Probably cheaper to just use the same.
[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40384031]"Everything in America is terrible and all Americans are fat and lazy" -Facepunch, 2013[/QUOTE] you americans should start lifting and be more active like us facepunchers!
[QUOTE=BearsAteMyCat;40381056][I]How and why[/I][/QUOTE] The smiley face is printed out to test the printer. The atm printer just went apeshit and was stuck on test mode.
"My name is Mr. Zombie, and I've been a drive-thru ATM addict for 20 years."
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;40384117]"My name is Mr. Zombie, and I've been a drive-thru ATM addict for 20 years."[/QUOTE] Hi Mr. Zombie. How are you on the steps?
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;40384045]I'm sorry to say america, but your reputation isn't too great in many countries.[/QUOTE] Its cool, we still have a lot going for us.
[QUOTE=imptastick;40384275]Its cool, we still have a lot going for us.[/QUOTE] That's why stupid conversation like this happens.
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;40384366]That's why stupid conversation like this happens.[/QUOTE] I think it is important to note that on top of the real problems we have in America, people in other nations also get a constant barrage of the stupid people we put on TV. Also our education system does not teach us enough about other nations so I am sure a lot of our people are quite ignorant when we are visiting other countries.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;40384218]Hi Mr. Zombie. How are you on the steps?[/QUOTE] "I just can't do it, man! I'm just such a lazy fat American who's no good at anything, unlike those Brits."
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;40381278]What if the machine is sad and is just printing smiles to try and cheer himself up?[/QUOTE] Maybe it was cheering the customer up after they saw their balance :/
If i'm on the road and need money, I go through a drive through bank. Maybe you forgineers should look at the positives instead of the negatives.
in las vegas they have drive-through wedding chapels.
[QUOTE=meppers;40384884]in las vegas they have drive-through wedding chapels.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's just for a playful occasion though, and not to be taken seriously. Though it is more convenient than having to spend all that money, plan the party, etc.
man some people nitpick the strangest things about america we aren't perfect, but we aren't a shithole either. it's not like all of us are obese dumbasses who can't figure out that there are other places other than america. besides, whats lazy about a drive through atm? I doubt you're going to be rapidly getting in shape because you decided to not use one.
I was instantly reminded of this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS5ZZNMRj8[/media]
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;40384972]man some people nitpick the strangest things about america we aren't perfect, but we aren't a shithole either. it's not like all of us are obese dumbasses who can't figure out that there are other places other than america. besides, whats lazy about a drive through atm? I doubt you're going to be rapidly getting in shape because you decided to not use one.[/QUOTE] it's because dumbasses and morons are much louder than intelligent people, so they tend to get the spotlight there's definitely a lot of dumb people in the United States, and there's definitely a lot of smart people too, just like there are [I]everywhere[/I]. you guys talk about convenience a lot but drive-thru ATMs also serve another purpose. they're [I]safer[/I], by expediting the process of transactions and banking so that you can do your business and go. tons of people get robbed either at or near recently used ATMs, for obvious reasons, and it doesn't take a genius to realize that not having to remove yourself from behind the wheel of a vehicle makes for far quicker and safer trips to the bank
what has happened to this thread omg
Didn't know hardcore ATM users existed. I guess drive through ATM's are for casuals.
aussie here, we don't have those kinds of things (all the banks I've been to are generally parts of shopping centres, not free standing buildings) the concept of having a drive through ATM strikes me as funny because I hadn't so much as thought of them existing before, but it does make a lot of sense convenience and safety wise
[QUOTE=Perfumly;40382221]I probably do more than you in a day than you do in ten months and I use drive through ATMs[/QUOTE] Oh snap, you go girl
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c15a232b329c2615cc57c3681d326a1/tumblr_mkv8vxtYst1qam8b5o1_500.jpg[/img] [editline]e[/editline] I'm not sure why this is any better
drive through atm's how fucking lazy can you get
Leave it to FP to turn something so simple as a drive through ATM into a 3 page shit storm. Can't wait until they hear Americans can do their taxes online.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;40386571]Leave it to FP to turn something so simple as a drive through ATM into a 3 page shit storm. Can't wait until they hear Americans can do their taxes online.[/QUOTE] You know who else did his taxes online? Hitler
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