Real-Life Superhero's Nose Broken By Real-Life Muggers - General

[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;27369200]As cool as it would be to be a superhero, it just doesn't work in real life. Criminals don't work the way they do in fiction. The idea that I can just run out now and put on a costume, save the world and be home in time for tea is absurd. It's admirable that these people want to go out and fight crime but why don't they just join the police instead? Wouldn't that be the smartest thing to do?[/QUOTE] Sure, but if you really wanted to fight crimes outside of the Police, as a kind of a vigilante, you better not wear a costume but a bullet proof vest and a mac10 instead, add in a silencer and you are all set! Though in all seriousness it would be very dangerous, and you'd be deemed a criminal too so you better not get caught fighting crime.

If I was a super hero I would wear a brown duster and a cowboy hat and carry two .44 revolvers. :clint: I wouldn't do this pussy shit with turning them into the police.

What happened to having a batcave and sewing yourself up after a fight with guys with guns and being mauled by dogs

Spawn?

He doesn't care if he gets shot... Now that's Badass!

I'd just become a fucking viking Vikings are practically super-heroes, just more horrifying to encounter.

Still waiting for them to get shot.

[QUOTE=Neolithic v7;27369171]Kick-Ass much?[/QUOTE] More like ass-kick

When you call the police it can take over 20 fucking minutes before one shows up, no thanks.

What about.. Super hero cops?

I hope a criminal one day puts on a costume and says they're a super villain then they have a fight in the middle of the street.

He has a bullet proof vest. And mace. And a taser stick.

[QUOTE=anothermartz;27401170]I hope a criminal one day puts on a costume and says they're a super villain then they have a fight in the middle of the street.[/QUOTE] brb traveling to Seattle just to do this

[QUOTE=gRuKz;27401393]He has a bullet proof vest. And mace. And a taser stick.[/QUOTE] And got his nose broken

Wait, this isn't an Onion video... whaaaaaaat?

"Don't try to help people call US and wait 45 minutes for us to get there..You just go on with your life watching TV and sitting on the internet"

Lose the suit, keep the mask, bring a gun, fuck shit up.

Now everyone in Seattle is going to become criminals.

[quote=amsay;27401139]what about.. Super hero cops?[/quote] [b]genius![/b]

He needs some batons

I'm pretty sure he's expecting some people to stand up to him. It's not like a costume is very threatening. But for the news to act like this is some HUGE problem is a bit absurd. He doesn't want to pull people over for going a bit over the speed limit, he just wants to try and keep order on the streets. It's admirable, just doesn't work out very well.

[QUOTE=F1101011;27405050]Lose the suit, keep the mask, bring a gun, fuck shit up.[/QUOTE] Rob some banks, kill some hoes

Can't be a badass and not expect to be roughed up a bit in the process, i'm sure he will of learned from the experience anyway.

He needs like a custom made super hero gun.

He's gonna get killed if he throw a lot of people in jail

Reminds me of that movie.

Nobody is really serious about that if they wear a colorful outfit and get their nose broken. A real-life anti-crime vigilante (if any such thing exists) probably doesn't get their ideas and intents from reading too many comic books. If someone really wanted to patrol the city block and break up fights they could do that anyway in their normal clothing and be a lot less of a ridiculous spectacle.

[QUOTE=gnome;27434159]Nobody is really serious about that if they wear a colorful outfit and get their nose broken. A real-life anti-crime vigilante (if any such thing exists) probably doesn't get their ideas and intents from reading too many comic books. If someone really wanted to patrol the city block and break up fights they could do that anyway in their normal clothing and be a lot less of a ridiculous spectacle.[/QUOTE] Well, he should acquire more upper body strength, and practice fighting techniques. He should wear a mostly black suit, thicker, with a Kevlar vest underneath. He should probably stick to night time crimes, and learn to scout out a proper/easy exit in most situations. If he beats up criminals before they get away with what ever illegal activity they are doing, leaves no evidence, and all the criminal has on him is a description of a black/dark costume-suit, then I think he could get away with it. Otherwise he is just seen as a crazed lunatic in tights. [editline]15th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=xeo xeo;27431321]He's gonna get killed if he throw a lot of people in jail[/QUOTE] Looks like he's failed his first attempt at doing anything, so I don't think anyone has to worry about going to jail because of this guy.

Hah, I remember the other thread where we were first introduced to this guy. WE ALL SAW THIS COMING