A Knife Infomercial from DealExtreme (in very poor Engrish)

[JoshJosh117]

Someone should reupload this with subtitles (not what he is trying to say but what he's actually saying).

[FuzzyPoop]

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;35848414]Yes. Ceramic knives hold their edge much longer, but steel knives can be just as sharp or sharper.[/QUOTE]

No, steel is softer. He's right.

[Barlow]

"That is a goood knooiiiiffee."

[The Janitor]

I'll be honest. I want those knives.

[Hullu V3]

Those knives are fucking awesome.

I wonder if this is any good, being ceramic and all.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn7HbItRyEg[/media]

[Pandamobile]

"...to prew de vegetabrus, and afruits, da savour of the frewd will turn brack, at taste AFRASH!"

[HoodedSniper]

[QUOTE=Terminutter;35847126]Mostly true, just the terrorist part is false. I'll try and find the video, but ceramic knives have metal particles inside them, so that they are still detected by metal detectors.
I'd love to try a ceramic knife, but I quite like the steel knives that I use already.
[video=youtube;JFnT5INymiY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFnT5INymiY[/video][/QUOTE]

The fact there is an automated machine that does all that just blows my mind that people figured out how to make that.

[Lick]

use ceramic knife to cut the orange and it will taste a guud

[The Janitor]

Seriously these infomercials kill me. I'm no chef but for some reason I really want some good kitchenware.

[imptastick2]

I love the way he says "simple"

[MachiniOs]

Oh god the company alone made me laugh.

[editline]8th May 2012[/editline]

Ahah on god this is border line South Park.

[Kenneth]

I really want a set of these now

[MachiniOs]

[I]Luuk at der papers, de surface is so sliding"[/I]

[Cool Tapes]

"We only need one cut. Just one cut is enough. No more, no less."

Yeah, I agree. Less than one cut simply won't do.