I think he might think valve made Black Mesa Source...
DSPGaming
Why am I not surprised....
[QUOTE=BeardyDuck;37708325]oh it's darksydephil, probably one of the most pretentious and shit youtubers on the planet. literally everybody in the fighting game community hates him because he's a pretentious dickhole who thinks he's the next messiah of fighting games.[/QUOTE]
I love watching his videos to see how much he overreacts.
"OH MY GOD DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING CHEAP AND UNFAIR"
*solution literally 1 inch away from him*
Isn't this the same guy who couldn't get past the Witcher 2 prologue?
What makes it even more embarrassing is that he's a YouTube partner, probably making revenue off of all of these views of his stupidity and he still can't afford better recording software.
Cheapass.
He used to be fairly good, the only reason I watch him is because he posts console game footage faster then most, and he is typically not as bad as iJustine, Tobuscus and Pewdiepie. This is just sickening though.
Dumbs huh, well I guess it is true what they say about facepunch, once the bandwagon starts it never ends.
sv_gravity 200
holy fuck this guy has nearly 200 million total video views....
how does anyone watch this shit
I just don't get it.
I've got crouch-jumping so ingrained in my playing that I try to crouch jump in all games, including third person shooters :v:
[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;37708608]holy fuck this guy has nearly 200 million total video views....
how does anyone watch this shit[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZdnZeuU_w8&feature=plcp[/media]
Two million views on this video. What.
fifteen fucking THOUSAND VIDEOS?
-snip-
I'm so angry right now. I can't watch the whole thing.
I wonder how many times this fucking retard has jumped head first into a empty fool to become such a helpless moron with no sense of logic at all. It's like watching a child throw a shitfit when he can't solve a simple 1+1 math.
The first time I played a game in which you [I]couldn't[/I] crouch-jump I freaked out.
[QUOTE=DFC;37707869]and the mod doesn't make it all that clear for new players what to do.[/QUOTE]
It literally says "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP" at one point in the game. In nice bright yellow letters. It couldn't get clearer unless a scientist tapped Gordon on the shoulder and held up a pink neon sign saying "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP RIGHT HERE"
[QUOTE=Kyo;37708912]It literally says "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP" at one point in the game. In nice bright yellow letters. It couldn't get clearer unless a scientist tapped Gordon on the shoulder and held up a pink neon sign saying "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP RIGHT HERE"[/QUOTE]
If I hardly ever played PC games I wouldn't know the difference between a jump and a 'crouch' jump either.
[QUOTE=Kyo;37708912]It literally says "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP" at one point in the game. In nice bright yellow letters. It couldn't get clearer unless a scientist tapped Gordon on the shoulder and held up a pink neon sign saying "CTRL + SPACE TO CROUCH JUMP RIGHT HERE"[/QUOTE]
No he actually says it right on the 11th video. The game says "CTRL + SPACE" (that is jumping while crouching) a "crouch jump" is JUMPING and then crouching in mid air. that's SPACE+CTRL. It's simple misinformation but if you're some type of retard (like the uploader) then I can see why he got confused although crouch jumping is in practically every game known to man. There is no reason why anyone shouldn't know what a crouch jump is.
[QUOTE=Stinky;37708863]The first time I played a game in which you [I]couldn't[/I] crouch-jump I freaked out.[/QUOTE]
I hate games that you can't even jump in :(
How is this even possible? He never even played Counter-Strike?
I'm not even a hardcore gamer yet I learned crouch jumping in CounterStrike Source because it seemed like a good idea to lower your charactermodel/hitbox against your opponent and it was a useful mechanic to get to higher places
I think I lost a couple brain cells watching this shit
[QUOTE=antiChrist;37709053]How is this even possible? He never even played Counter-Strike?[/QUOTE]
He played CS:GO, ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UL2bam2abswwM&v=2bam2abswwM&feature=player_detailpage#t=452s]I should know, I killed him several times.[/url])
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;37709081]He played CS:GO, ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UL2bam2abswwM&v=2bam2abswwM&feature=player_detailpage#t=452s]I should know, I killed him several times.[/url])[/QUOTE]
"My gun was not powerful enough to kill him."
so not only is he shit at video games but he blatantly blames the game for something nobody else seems to be having trouble with.
What a piece of shit.
Oh Phil. I've been subscribed to him for a long time, I don't even watch his videos, too many too fast. I never really watched past part 5 of any playthough, too much dumb.
To be fair though, he's a console gamer. Also, he uses a camcorder because it's easier and cheaper to just plop it down and directly upload to youtube, no editing.
Why is recording his fucking screen on a PC, holy fucking shit
[editline]18th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=patq911;37709430]Oh Phil. I've been subscribed to him for a long time, I don't even watch his videos, too many too fast. I never really watched past part 5 of any playthough, too much dumb.
To be fair though, he's a console gamer. Also, he uses a camcorder because it's easier and cheaper to just plop it down and directly upload to youtube, no editing.[/QUOTE]
Uh you can do the same with fraps, plop it on, hid record, when you're done, stop recording, upload
tada done
[QUOTE=mr apple;37709482]Why is recording his fucking screen on a PC, holy fucking shit
[editline]18th September 2012[/editline]
Uh you can do the same with fraps, plop it on, hid record, when you're done, stop recording, upload
tada done[/QUOTE]
Fraps records in rather large files that need compressing in an editor to be a reasonable size, which takes up time when he posts videos in sets of 10's-20's.
It's pretty sad to think of how much money he makes off this shit.
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;37709081]He played CS:GO, ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UL2bam2abswwM&v=2bam2abswwM&feature=player_detailpage#t=452s]I should know, I killed him several times.[/url])[/QUOTE]
He is literally playing it as if it's COD.
Fuck this guy is a moron.
Freeman's Mind married with Rooster Teeth's Rage Quit. Both are great but the child was a fucking retard.
[QUOTE=Nidhogg;37708082]Why does he constantly leave his flashlight on? Does he forget it's even on or something?[/QUOTE]
I constantly forget about my flashlight
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