If he can't do something, it is automatically a 'bug'. That is how DSP works.
What I really don't get is why does he fucking record his screen
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37711470]What I really don't get is why does he fucking record his screen[/QUOTE]
He has serious back problems so he doesn't sit at his computer desk. He is playing from his TV, sitting on a sofa. He also uses a controller to play games.
[QUOTE=Ducluck7;37711018][video=youtube;0c8JiJc2Vkk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8JiJc2Vkk&feature=player_detailpage[/video]
another example of his intellect. try to watch it all.[/QUOTE]
I remember seeing and laughing at this back in the P2 megathread when it was released :v:
[editline]18th September 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Perp;37711499]He has serious back problems so he doesn't sit at his computer desk. He is playing from his TV, sitting on a sofa. He also uses a controller to play games.[/QUOTE]
You're joking, a sofa doesn't provide proper lumbar support which is probably why he has serious back problems
he should use some of his machinima money to get a decent computer chair and a fraps license or a VGA recorder or something
This just fucking hurts to watch.
[QUOTE=Perp;37711499]He has serious back problems so he doesn't sit at his computer desk. He is playing from his TV, sitting on a sofa. He also uses a controller to play games.[/QUOTE]
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty damn sure he's using a mouse in the Black Mesa and the CS:GO videos.
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;37709081]He played CS:GO, ([url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UL2bam2abswwM&v=2bam2abswwM&feature=player_detailpage#t=452s]I should know, I killed him several times.[/url])[/QUOTE]
Note how he scored zero. And thus got stone dead last. Everytime if you think you are bad at CS, look at him, you cannot get any worse than that.
Seeing videos like this always makes me think I should try to make videos to get many a views and then slap ads all over them..
But I couldn't be this retarded even if I tried.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;37711510]I remember seeing and laughing at this back in the P2 megathread when it was released :v:
[editline]18th September 2012[/editline]
You're joking, a sofa doesn't provide proper lumbar support which is probably why he has serious back problems
he should use some of his machinima money to get a decent computer chair and a fraps license or a VGA recorder or something[/QUOTE]
He got injured a couple of years ago, that's why he has back problems.
[QUOTE=FpShepard;37710857]So some fanboy told on the comments that the "recording the screen" is a feature
what a load of shit, it's just an excuse to being lazy.[/QUOTE]
What a crock of shit, even if it did "feel" like I was sitting next To him that is the last goddamn place I'd want to be.
I imagine he sweats a lot and smells like cool ranch Doritos mixed morning breath.
[QUOTE=DFC;37707869]To be fair, crouch jumping isn't a very common gameplay mechanic, and the mod doesn't make it all that clear for new players what to do.[/QUOTE]
It's half life. Expect crouch jumping. Also, every FPS I play I crouch jump, it's a habbit.
How the fuck did he figure out how to upload videos?
[QUOTE=zurator;37711950]How the fuck did he figure out how to upload videos?[/QUOTE]
"so I found out that youtube uploading is bugged and you have to get an account to upload stuff"
Laughing at people with down syndrome isn't funny guys, downs is a serious problem and people like this have to struggle with it every day, you should all feel ashamed.
Good lord 10 minutes
OH GOD HAHA THE BARREL
[QUOTE=Jackald;37711969]I remember watching this guy play Portal 2. It was fucking torture, he's so dumb. Took him like 45 minutes to do a 5 minute puzzle.[/QUOTE]
I'm dumb when i need to solve a puzzle in portal 1, those first puzzles are fun, but then i'm confused by the big ones. At least i do not record mine.
Also why did he upload those dumb-moments in the first place, if I was him I would not let people see/know that I can't figure out something.
[QUOTE=Ban Evader;37707967]They need to hire this retard as a playtester.
Seriously, A retarded playtester would be a handy way to gauge just how intuitive any one mechanic is for the lowest common denominator. (read: Fat American manchildren who have never had to do anything more mentally taxing than play CoD their entire lives)[/QUOTE]
Or iJustine.
This guy has over 100,000 subscribers, has partnership, machinima sponsorship & almost 200 million views.
He records his games with a camcorder pointed at his screen and has about as much experience as somebody sitting down with games for the first time in their life.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;37712100]This guy has over 100,000 subscribers, has partnership, machinima sponsorship & almost 200 million views, and he records his games with a camcorder pointed at his screen.[/QUOTE]
The internet is truly a unique economic market share of ideas.
[editline]18th September 2012[/editline]
Like, he's textbook definition of successful.
[QUOTE=FpShepard;37710857]So some fanboy told on the comments that the "recording the screen" is a feature
[quote]It's called "Atmosphere". He purposely records his Television with an* HD Camcorder to give the impression that you are in the room with him, sitting on the couch next to him. Although it's not perfect, I like the style.[/quote]
what a load of shit, it's just an excuse to being lazy.[/QUOTE]
Haven't watched the video yet, but from the sound of it I'd kill myself if it felt like I was in a room with him
That's just sad.
I can't watch these, jesus fuck. Does he seriously start blaming the mod team for not fixing the game just because he's never heard of the ctrl key?
This is just unbearable.
Oh god, just watched a few minutes of the Portal video
now I'm kind of scared to watch the one in the OP
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;37711187]TotalBiscuit couldn't figure out crouch jumping either and hes also a fat idiot.[/QUOTE]
That's because TotalBiscuit is a fucking tool who doesn't know how to play games. He also does not do live events well, as evidenced by the Planetside 2 stream.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;37712100]This guy has over 100,000 subscribers, has partnership, machinima sponsorship & almost 200 million views.
He records his games with a camcorder pointed at his screen and has about as much experience as somebody sitting down with games for the first time in their life.[/QUOTE]
DSP is like every bad-driving, team-killing, potty-mouth retard who plays World of Tanks. So basically 99% of the WoT population.
The worst part is that he gets loads of money for making such horrible videos.
Fuck Machinima.
Hosts are well. Hosts. They don't really understand the impact of their talking before speaking and generally take advantage of their audience.
YOU CAN'T WALK ON THOSE WHY NYAAH
He's also a huge whiny baby
[video=youtube;MhdbOu40vxY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY[/video]
[QUOTE=Arasthel;37712237]The worst part is that he gets loads of money for making such horrible videos.
Fuck Machinima.[/QUOTE]
People like the way he is, he's so bad it's apparently funny. However, it just makes people rage.
I have actually bought games to play them myself after watching his horrible, horrible attempts at these games.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;37712213]...as evidenced by the Planetside 2 stream.[/QUOTE]
Tell us a story, FlakAttack.
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