• Scruffy the Janitor Simulator3014
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The [i]real[/i] sequel to Dead Space.
Wow this game is pretty fun.
This game is real fun, bought a copy for a friend and had a blast, there are some desync issues, he would see hazard boxes overturned, things spazzing out and have things placed down where I can't see like water buckets and I end up knocking them down without knowing and vice versa. Pretty silly how when you stuff boxes with limbs, it becomes really heavy to carry but when your friend hops on it you can freely swing it around like nothing. I hate it when a box of limbs tip over and when you pick it up right again, you fling the box up right and catapult limbs flying all over the place. I had a limb fly up and hit a ceiling splattering blood everywhere and I couldn't clean it.. resulted to stacking hazard boxes to try and reach it.
I like how you can stand on a box then have a friend pick the box up to boost you higher.
[video=youtube;BY72OUF4bOc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY72OUF4bOc[/video]
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;44461358] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0KjOui1FTc[/media][/QUOTE] That part at 1:00 in made me fucking lose it.
After all, someone had to clean the USG Ishimura.
God damn it. I was just about to ask if I should Early Access this game, but some "internet access" thing kept charging me money. I'm basically broke now.
I played this for hours with a friend yesterday night, it was fun as hell. Also it's pretty damn satisfying when you actually get done with everything but it takes forever
I got the Shadow Warrior version with the Shadow Warrior remake (soooo good, you should buy it btw). It's hilarious that you get to clean up the level you previously slaughtered your way through, but as a game it is unbelievable boring, tedious and repetitive. In addition to there being absolutely no challenge, it's basically nothing but hours upon hours of punch blood with a mob and collecting some objects and throwing them in a container.
[QUOTE=Robber;44467284]I got the Shadow Warrior version with the Shadow Warrior remake (soooo good, you should buy it btw). It's hilarious that you get to clean up the level you previously slaughtered your way through, but as a game it is unbelievable boring, tedious and repetitive. In addition to there being absolutely no challenge, it's basically nothing but hours upon hours of punch blood with a mob and collecting some objects and throwing them in a container.[/QUOTE] But it's fun.
I never knew a cleaning simulator could be so fun.
What's the max amount of players in coop?
I kinda want the broom to look better than that, but that's pretty awesome nevertheless. :v: [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=WaffleCopter;44468338]What's the max amount of players in coop?[/QUOTE] LMAO 4-man cleaning crews competing for world championship I can see it happen
This should have multiplayer coop [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] Wait, it does? awesome
okay I hear the max might be 32 players, who wants to confirm? [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] annddd I just bought the game again for a 2nd friend.
When I get back tonight, does anyone want to play the final free version before you have to pay with me, I want to see how many people we can get working together at once.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;44461683]oh my god this just changed my world i'm now thinking of every game that involves death and destruction in a completely new way[/QUOTE] you're going to avoid killing as much as possible I bet.
oh and if you didn't know already, you can die in this game and actually go to the staff room, my friend went to the punch machine and checked us out. The game ended and loaded us into a really small staff room, from there we started going nuts and slamming shit around and I actually died like flopped over rag dolled everywhere. When you respawn, your employee information card gets updated with a number next to your name, number being your current life.
[QUOTE=J!NX;44468582]you're going to avoid killing as much as possible I bet.[/QUOTE] i actually tend to play everything nonlethally and stealthily anyway but there's definite games where that's just not a thing, most shooters etc. the one that i thought of primarily was gears of war lol.
I love how the guy playing the promotion video is actually doing a horrible job, and is seen throwing his supplies in frustration in the end haha. The demo I played of this was exactly like that, and it was pretty cool actually.
Does this game have co-op or not? The page only says multiplayer.
[QUOTE=J!NX;44468582]you're going to avoid killing as much as possible I bet.[/QUOTE] You fire all guns very slowly, picking up every casing after every shot, wearing polypropylene shoe covers and carrying a case of orange scented bacterial wipes to be considerate.
[QUOTE=Keychain;44470933]Does this game have co-op or not? The page only says multiplayer.[/QUOTE] I played with 2 of my friends. So yes it does
This gets quite boring quickly with single player, and its so much more tedious than the shadow warrior one. [editline]6th April 2014[/editline] I've managed to block the hallway with boxes without knowing... [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1396892015.jpg[/t]
If anyone is down for multiplayer add me. Singleplayer gets boring after 10 minutes.
Think about it, when you go on a mass killing spree in a game and you replay it, someone has to clean that shit behind the loading screen.
Haha last night i procrastinated cleaning my kitchen for 4 and a half hours by playing a cleaning simulator
The first map, played it with 2 friends, walked so much from between vendors that the floor got pitch black and I don't know if this happens to anyone else but, the game started getting really really laggy for everyone, that seems to be the only map that has LOTS of desync issue for whatever reason. Oh and the passcode for the 2nd floor on the medical bay map is [sp]2199[/sp] for people too lazy to looking for notes n snuff
I got some Event Horizon vibes from the design
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