Guy whips out katana to break up a fight on a train.
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[QUOTE=WhatAmI;38109113]Just because you break up an argument because you're carrying a SWORD around does not make you an 'alpha'[/QUOTE]
except, you know,
he was actually on the god damn train, and he could've actually gotten fucked up/had to slice a bitch
kingla's just sittin there
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;38109113]Just because you break up an argument because you're carrying a SWORD around does not make you an 'alpha'[/QUOTE]
but at the end of the day, you're still the guy who broke up an unfair fight ready to deal unholy weaboo justice and your enemies are running scared
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[I]Fuuuck[/I]
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;38109113]Just because you break up an argument because you're carrying a SWORD around does not make you an 'alpha'[/QUOTE]
Actually, breaking up a fight with a sword is pretty much the definition of alpha.
Also this is not an accurate representation of the Tempe area, I swear :v:
[QUOTE=WhatAmI;38109113]Just because you break up an argument because you're carrying a SWORD around does not make you an 'alpha'[/QUOTE]
Turning it into a 2v2 fist fight isn't alpha either, it's just stupid as fuck.
I would suggest pulling a gun and firing into the air but then you'd have a hole in the roof of the car and then all sorts of hilarious things would happen :v:
[editline]20th October 2012[/editline]
(I'm not serious at all)
[QUOTE=Bean Shoot;38110726][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieImu5fPJ_0[/media][/QUOTE]
"I'm not very good at, uhh, singing songs, but, uhh, here's a try... WHOOP WHOOOOP"
Now that's what you call old school.
That's just a sad display.
You have to grab violent weaponry to work out a fight. where will this end?
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;38106421]lmao look at how katana guy is holding it threateningly
i don't care if that's the proper way to hold it or whatever he just looks geeky and beta as fuck[/QUOTE]
Well that guy broke up a potentially brutal fight on a train using his sword
how did you spend your day? Getting angry on an internet forum?
sword? really? that was the last thing I would expect at that point...
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;38106421]lmao look at how katana guy is holding it threateningly
i don't care if that's the proper way to hold it or whatever he just looks geeky and beta as fuck[/QUOTE]
"Beta as fuck" lets see you at least stand up to two guys jumping someone on the train
[QUOTE=Kinglah Crab;38106421]lmao look at how katana guy is holding it threateningly
i don't care if that's the proper way to hold it or whatever he just looks geeky and beta as fuck[/QUOTE]
I can almost guarantee you most people in this thread would've just sat there and watched. Myself included (unless I had a sword I guess).
This guy actually broke up the fight. That makes him more "alpha" than anyone else here.
[QUOTE=wizu;38111225]That's just a sad display.
You have to grab violent weaponry to work out a fight. where will this end?[/QUOTE]
With no fight.
[QUOTE=Mr_Razzums;38105770]Not a very smart decision by the katana guy. Plus who carries around a sword?[/QUOTE]
It worked didn't it?
It's cool in the sense that the guy stood up for a stranger but dumb in the sense that what if those two guys weren't intimidated?
I find it more hilarious that there's a guy who apparently just goes around carrying a fucking katana
[QUOTE=wizu;38111225]That's just a sad display.
You have to grab violent weaponry to work out a fight. where will this end?[/QUOTE]
You're right.
He should have used his nose to break up the fight.
You twerp.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;38115173]I find it more hilarious that there's a guy who apparently just goes around carrying a fucking katana[/QUOTE]
He's clearly the guy who has waited his [I]entire[/I] life for that moment.
Ya'll are just mad that 'weeaboo' did something cooler than anything you guys have ever done.
This video has added a new goal to my life. To break up a fight/mugging with a piece of medieval weaponry.
I'm thinking a Morning Star.
Should've used a wakizashi, gives you more room for swinging.
[QUOTE=kyle877;38115807]Ya'll are just mad that 'weeaboo' did something cooler than anything you guys have ever done.
This video has added a new goal to my life. To break up a fight/mugging with a piece of medieval weaponry.
I'm thinking a Morning Star.[/QUOTE]
Then someone pulls out a knife, you swing and get a grazing hit because you don't know how to use the weapon and don't have the nerves for a fight, while the guy stabs you repeatedly (that or they pull a gun on you).
[QUOTE=Bean Shoot;38110726][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieImu5fPJ_0[/media][/QUOTE]
This video is when Carl Sagan was describing those crabs off the coast of Japan that have markings on their shells that look like angry samurai faces. It stops the locals from wanting to eat them, so it was pretty much a cool way that the crabs evolved to increase their chances of living.
[QUOTE=acds;38116544]Then someone pulls out a knife, you swing and get a grazing hit because you don't know how to use the weapon and don't have the nerves for a fight, while the guy stabs you repeatedly (that or they pull a gun on you).[/QUOTE]
I'll give you the gun one, but having used Morning Stars and weapons similar to it, I can say that it's not terribly hard to use one.
Keep momentum, don't overswing, and don't open your guard.
If you have the simplest of ideas on how such a weapon works, then you can use it pretty effectively. Assuming you're not some turbonerd barely capable of lifting the thing. In that case, get a gun.
Infact, just get a gun in general, for self defense. Leave medieval/melee weaponry to the people with a death wish.
Like me.
What if that guy goes on trains with a katana and deliberately tries to cause fights between random people so that he can break them up?
[QUOTE=jaykray;38119883]What if that guy goes on trains with a katana and deliberately tries to cause fights between random people so that he can break them up?[/QUOTE]
the perfect crime
This seems like it'd be a set up for one of those news articles where one or two people are killed over a really stupid and pointless argument. Katana guy is honestly a bit stupid doing that.
[QUOTE=wizu;38111225]That's just a sad display.
You have to grab violent weaponry to work out a fight. where will this end?[/QUOTE]That guy was pretty much the least violent person in the video. All he did was strike a pose to [i]look[/i] like he [i]could[/i] be violent, while everyone else was either already engaged in a beatdown or attempting to take his sword to actually use it on people.
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