[QUOTE=skylortrexle;51723495]Are you guys all dumping inside of them or what?[/QUOTE]
Lmao nah, just unlucky.
[editline]25th January 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=legolover122;51723514]Jesus, I thought I had it bad
Losing a kid will wreck someone, whether you go to PP or not.
I'm glad I didn't have to raise my kid under my girls' parents but god I still feel shitty about it.
[editline]25th January 2017[/editline]
Either condoms arent't 100% or she cheated on me. I like to think* it isn't the latter.
Having feelings is fuckin difficult lol[/QUOTE]
It messed me up for a while, but i compartmentalize well. Didn't mean to bring everything down :v:
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;51723862]paying few bucks for condoms is better than paying 1k a month for child care, for the next 18 years[/QUOTE]
Or dealing with HIV / Herpes for the rest of your life
Don't fuck around with STIs, seriously
[QUOTE=gnampf;51722870]Come on. Skilifts aren't cars.
That blue sky looks cozy as fuck tho[/QUOTE]
Neither are lawn tractors or bikes.
The Poconos are beautiful year round. I highly recommend going there even just to chill.
[QUOTE=peterson;51719357]Yeahhh I'm going to start wearing a condom after this video. The pull out method is too dangerous~[/QUOTE]
Funny to hear this from someone residing in Japan, as sexual education is quite poor there.
The first girlfriend I've had I had sex with her without a condom a lot. Sometimes I used one, sometimes I didn't. But if you've had sex first with a condom then try it without, you'll never want to use a condom again. Feels good in the moment kinda thing. Suddenly she stopped communicating with me and responding to my texts and calls.
A few weeks went by before she told me she thought she was pregnant/"had a pregnancy scare" and was just terrified of telling me. She wasn't pregnant, but god damn did she scare me into using them every time since. I was 17 at the time. A few minutes of fun without a condom ISN'T WORTH IT
In case it is useful (hopefully it is common knowledge), there is a thing called an IUD for those women not desiring kids who also like the sex.
Google it.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;51721638]I've rawdog'd my girlfriend down to the pound for the past 4 years.
Im either lucky or one of us is sterile.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SuperDuprKyle;51721877]Condoms are gross[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Blazyd;51724447]The first girlfriend I've had I had sex with her without a condom a lot. Sometimes I used one, sometimes I didn't. But if you've had sex first with a condom then try it without, you'll never want to use a condom again. Feels good in the moment kinda thing. Suddenly she stopped communicating with me and responding to my texts and calls.
A few weeks went by before she told me she thought she was pregnant/"had a pregnancy scare" and was just terrified of telling me. She wasn't pregnant, but god damn did she scare me into using them every time since. I was 17 at the time. A few minutes of fun without a condom ISN'T WORTH IT[/QUOTE]
You better watch out, you better wrap it up, or suddenly someone like me will come out of your girlfriend the same I way came out of my mom, and we'll...[B][I]GET YA[/I][/B]
[sp]and all your money, and your dreams and happiness[/sp]
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The Pull Out Method, Rated R, starts Friday
I'm glad the first girlfriend I ever had was smart about that, always was taking birth control. I had a lot of problems with sensitivity, so wearing a condom made my dick go from |/ to a |\ real quick.
I am really hoping my next girlfriend does as well, but I am willing to make a sacrifice to not have kids. I am in no position to take care of a kid.
Anyone else notice that he said whenever he has sex (using a condom) he thinks of a middle aged man?
[QUOTE=matt000024;51724817]Anyone else notice that he said whenever he has sex (using a condom) he thinks of a middle aged man?[/QUOTE]
what, you dont?
fucking weirdo
[QUOTE=latin_geek;51723373]Mr. Regular is seriously the one good argument to getting an English degree, there's something about the way he talks that's just relaxing to listen to, while still engaging. The off-season, non-car stuff is always great, and [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OusU5CpTN0&list=PLFE356264C21AB11D"]he's had that style for a while now[/URL]. It never gets old.[/QUOTE]
I think that if he continues working on these sorts of stories, he could be one of the all-time great American storytellers, up there with Jean Shepherd.
[QUOTE=EddieLTU;51723862]paying few bucks for condoms is better than paying 1k a month for child care, for the next 18 years[/QUOTE]
As the adage goes, "if you can't afford condoms, you can't afford kids."
[QUOTE=matt000024;51724817]Anyone else notice that he said whenever he has sex (using a condom) he thinks of a middle aged man?[/QUOTE]
I just think of my dad
he's an older tired looking dude who likes to ski
After being really used to not doing it with a condom it feels pretty sheit to get back to it, my girlfriend takes the pill and she usually wants me to wear a condom when she took the pill just a day or two ago. I mean its 99% but y'know, double dutch
[QUOTE=Blazyd;51724447]The first girlfriend I've had I had sex with her without a condom a lot. Sometimes I used one, sometimes I didn't. But if you've had sex first with a condom then try it without, you'll never want to use a condom again. Feels good in the moment kinda thing. Suddenly she stopped communicating with me and responding to my texts and calls.
A few weeks went by before she told me she thought she was pregnant/"had a pregnancy scare" and was just terrified of telling me. She wasn't pregnant, but god damn did she scare me into using them every time since. I was 17 at the time. A few minutes of fun without a condom ISN'T WORTH IT[/QUOTE]
Yeah that 15 seconds is absolutely not worth kids no matter how good it is. Some of the specialty/thinner condoms aren't half bad though.
[QUOTE=Levelog;51725484]Yeah that [B]15 seconds[/B].[/QUOTE]
Well, thanks FP, at least I feel better about myself now.
First time seeing RegularCars. Not my thing, but I loved this story. Wish I can show this to all the boys and girls at my high school at the time thinking that they were big enough to not use condoms and be responsible for when they do get pregnant. SPOILER ALERT!!! Nearly all of them ended up in shit lives as teen parents because "They thought they were ready". Wear a goddamn condom!
[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;51724393]Neither are lawn tractors or bikes.
The Poconos are beautiful year round. I highly recommend going there even just to chill.[/QUOTE]
You're never believe how good the prices are for summer homes are in the Poconos. I don't go there often, but when I do its very beautiful and [I]very[/I] underrated. Most travel sites and businesses don't even mention The Poconos; we had friends recommend it to us.
[QUOTE=Levelog;51725484]Yeah that 15 seconds is absolutely not worth kids no matter how good it is. Some of the specialty/thinner condoms aren't half bad though.[/QUOTE]
i use okamotos because there the thinnest on the market at 0.02/0.03 (durex "thin" condoms are 0.055 and no thinner than others) when i can get them and its still pretty shit compared to hitting it raw, you cant get em pregnant if you fuck them in the ass
[QUOTE=waylander;51728432]i use okamotos because there the thinnest on the market at 0.02/0.03 (durex "thin" condoms are 0.055 and no thinner than others) when i can get them and its still pretty shit compared to hitting it raw, you cant get em pregnant if you fuck them in the ass[/QUOTE]
To be fair, that alternative can be pretry shit too.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;51724447]The first girlfriend I've had I had sex with her without a condom a lot. Sometimes I used one, sometimes I didn't. But if you've had sex first with a condom then try it without, you'll never want to use a condom again. Feels good in the moment kinda thing. Suddenly she stopped communicating with me and responding to my texts and calls.
A few weeks went by before she told me she thought she was pregnant/"had a pregnancy scare" and was just terrified of telling me. She wasn't pregnant, but god damn did she scare me into using them every time since. I was 17 at the time. A few minutes of fun without a condom ISN'T WORTH IT[/QUOTE]
Yep. Sometimes it takes a moment like that for you to get it in your horny sex-driven brain that perhaps 5 minutes to an hours worth (depends on the person. I ain't gonna judge) of a good sensation isn't exactly worth the commitment and responsibility that a child brings. That is if you're not ready for such responsibility.
So in the end you'd best put on a fucking rubber, or have your ladyfriend get on the pill, do injections, get her tubes tied, etc. If you're afraid of buying some rubbers then keep in mind that there are [URL="https://www.amazon.com/Condoms-Variety-Pack-100-Lifestyles/dp/B00O0E0NR2/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1485434569&sr=8-2&keywords=condoms"]plenty[/URL] [URL="https://www.aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20170126054556&SearchText=condoms"]of[/URL] [URL="http://www.intimategadgets.com/search?controller=search&orderby=position&orderway=desc&search_query=condoms&submit_search=Search"]places[/URL] where you can get more than you could ever need, very discreetly.
[QUOTE=SGTSpartans;51721638]I've rawdog'd my girlfriend down to the pound for the past 4 years.
Im either lucky or one of us is sterile.
shit[/QUOTE]
Let me tell ya something sonny, I thought the EXACT some thing. I have a three year old daughter now. It wont work forever
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51724787]You better watch out, you better wrap it up, or suddenly someone like me will come out of your girlfriend the same I way came out of my mom, and we'll...[B][I]GET YA[/I][/B]
[sp]and all your money, and your dreams and happiness[/sp]
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The Pull Out Method, Rated R, starts Friday[/QUOTE]
You truly are an enigma!
It was the best thing that ever happen to me though
[QUOTE=Talishmar;51729463]You truly are an enigma![/QUOTE]
And you could have [I]me[/I] as a child
wear a fucking condom
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51729483]And you could have [I]me[/I] as a child
wear a fucking condom[/QUOTE]
Your child might be just another healthy baby. Or it could be a future Facepuncher*.
*Some signs may include a tiny fedora, a gasmask, or violently shaking when anime is mentioned within the earshot of the mother. Consult your doctor if the fetus is showing any of those signs.
Keep the world safe. Use a condom.
i often feel terrible for never having been with anyone anywhere ever
but reading this thread i get the idea that i've been spared a whole load of trouble and worry
I mean, as important as proper contraception is and no one wants a sudden unwanted pregnancy, all y'all are talking of having children like it's the most horrific nightmare to have ever graced mankind.
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;51729467]It was the best thing that ever happen to me though[/QUOTE]
Good save
