Stupidest names on Earth (GradeA) - General

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] are there actually people in existence who care that much about the name "gavin"

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] I guess you should stop speaking English than because that's a British language.

he named the guy with the overbite "under"?

My brother's mate named their baby Rollo. Pronounced Rolo. Like the chocolate. Why

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;50150372]No joke, my mom knew a pair of kids in school named "Hell And Damnation" and "Repent Your Sins".[/QUOTE] When my grandmother taught high school she knew a boy named "Peanut-Butter and Jelly."

[QUOTE=Killuah;50153940]Maybe it's Ninia.[/QUOTE] No, it wasn't.

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] We should all be named Burger instead. My name is Burger Burger Burger. I'm from Burgerdelphia, Burgsylvania, from the United Buns.

I'm not sure how to feel about my name. It's in another language and you have to pronounce it in a certain way so I keep having to repeat myself when people ask me for it. But it's so uncommon that I was able to register it as a .com domain which kicks ass. [QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] I'm Welsh and literally nobody here cares about Americans using names like Gavin. Although we do laugh at the ones who give their kids random Welsh names that they don't understand the meaning of because they like muh gaem of froens.

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] There are no "American" names. All are derived from various anglo cultures ranging from German, Welsh, to Scottish or at the least are based on biblical figures who are, noticeably, not American. Also you shouldn't be talking Collin and your Gaelic derived name.

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] Gavin is a sick name, fuck outta here

[QUOTE=proboardslol;50156669]Unpopular opinion, probably with british redditors. Americans need to stop naming their kids Gavin and Liam. Those are not American names. Those are British names.[/QUOTE] yeah isn't america that country that's known for being extremely homogeneous and not a huge area of land comprised of tons of different cultural groups

Playing basketball as a kid I faced off against an all-girls team who were ALL named after gemstones

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;50159100]Playing basketball as a kid I faced off against an all-girls team who were ALL named after gemstones[/QUOTE] They're probably super villains now.

[QUOTE=L'Citizen;50159104]They're probably super villains now.[/QUOTE] Or mascots for pokemon titles

[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50151194]Wasn't there a brony on Facebook who posted about him naming his child after his Pony OC? EDIT: Oh god i found it :sick: [t]http://41.media.tumblr.com/ed5a082161734361f3e624cfe05e3a84/tumblr_mz1b7wk5OT1somyjxo1_500.png[/t][/QUOTE] At least Valentine ain't a bad name.

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;50159100]Playing basketball as a kid I faced off against an all-girls team who were ALL named after gemstones[/QUOTE] They weren't caring for a kid named Steven Universe by any chance were they?

[QUOTE=Mining Bill;50157061]are there actually people in existence who care that much about the name "gavin"[/QUOTE] My name is Gavin. I hate it as much as that guy does. :(

Richard Dicharr Dich Dick it's the best I can come up with

[QUOTE=WaffleCopter;50150590]I had a girl in my middle school named "Princess". like ...wtf?[/QUOTE] I can explain. Her father was either pussy whipped as fuck or absent.

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50159058]There are no "American" names. All are derived from various anglo cultures ranging from German[/QUOTE] Last time I checked German was a Germanic language/culture. Then again English is a Germanic language too so I guess you're not to far off.

Didn't someone name their kid Twilight Sparkle as well?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50159582]Richard Dicharr Dich Dick it's the best I can come up with[/QUOTE] Richard Rich Rick Dick

[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50159058]There are no "American" names. All are derived from various anglo cultures ranging from German, Welsh, to Scottish or at the least are based on biblical figures who are, noticeably, not American. Also you shouldn't be talking Collin and your Gaelic derived name.[/QUOTE] I feel differently about the name Collin. There are plenty of people I know named Collin. Collin has been around in the USA for a long time. I knew 6 different Collins before I was 16 years old. But afaik, Gavin is a recent thing. It's such a Millennial name. I didn't know any Gavins or Liams growing up, and I've yet to see one over the age of 7 so far. It's too british-sounding. Collin, John, Henry, Scott, are all names that I can see working in an American context, but Gavin and Liam are names that Americans have started using in the last decade because millennials are the [I]wooooorst[/I] parents. [QUOTE=Taepodong-2;50157189]I guess you should stop speaking English than because that's a British language.[/QUOTE] No, I mean that in the context of our culture. Gavin isn't a typical American name. It just sounds so pretentious for an American to name their kid Gavin or Liam. [QUOTE=Aphtonites;50158620]I'm Welsh and literally nobody here cares about Americans using names like Gavin. Although we do laugh at the ones who give their kids random Welsh names that they don't understand the meaning of because they like muh gaem of froens.[/QUOTE] I mean it's not that I care what the british think about us using the name Liam or Gavin, I just think that whenever I meet someone named Liam or Gavin, that their parents are probably dickheads. Like if I met someone who's name was "Brayden" or something

Wasn't there a celebrity kid named Anna Rexia? Rexia was the middle name.

I knew a guy in high school named James Tiberius Kirk. He was actually James Kirk IV and his parents slipped the middle name in there to make him a Star Trek reference.

Why did Stallone name his kid after period blood ?

Pretty sure some celebrities are just taking the piss out of everyone. I mean, Tu Morrow? Pilot Inspektor?! What the fuck :v:

[QUOTE=L'Citizen;50159104]They're probably super villains now.[/QUOTE] Or strippers. Everyone knows gemstones are stripper names.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;50159582]Richard Dicharr Dich Dick it's the best I can come up with[/QUOTE] dick, bob, etc. are all rhyming slang

[QUOTE=Killuah;50151037]He's not even questioning a norm he's simply disregarding that he might not know names and how their shortening happened. That's why it sounds so smug to me. The 13-year old vibe comes from the part about "Dick", I mean come ON. Same with foreign names sounding like something naughty.[/QUOTE] Guess what, "Dick" has to be 13 for a whole year. Names change with the times just like words do.