Women Try 'Manspreading' NSFW (Minor crotch-related stuff) get your internet cocks out everyone

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Carlito;52388427]Your massive dick is still safe in the middle of bumfuck Texas or wherever you are.[/QUOTE]

One of the benefits of living in a state with more freedom.

[img]http://chesmar.com/dallas/files/2016/05/dallastelecom.jpg[/img]

And I'm pretty happy living in "Bumfuck."

[B-Bud]

How far apart do your legs have to be before it's considered "Manspreading"?

Like if you're spreading it so far that you're blocking the other seats than yeah that's a dick thing to do but I remember a video where some of the examples they showed were men sitting fairly non-intrusively.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Bernie Buddy;52388504]How far apart do your legs have to be before it's considered "Manspreading"?

Like if you're spreading it so far that you're blocking the other seats than yeah that's a dick thing to do but I remember a video where some of the examples they showed were men sitting fairly non-intrusively.[/QUOTE]

manspreading is only intrusive if it takes up seats on a full bus, some cherry pickers would like to tell you otherwise.

[DrVivi]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388343]My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too)[/QUOTE]

Hey guys want to chime in here and just say that my penis is also VERY BIG and NOT small.

[megafat]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388288]We can care about more than one thing at a time?[/QUOTE]

If you're solving multiple problems at the same time, they have to be actual problems. "Manspreading" can be solved by simply asking a person to close their legs so the person asking can sit down. This is literally a non-issue.

And if the person acts like an asshole when asked to close their legs, having their legs open is not the issue.

[Fire Kracker]

i have t-rex legs, my thighs literally touch so there is no way for me to not man spread without smashing my balls

if they start to fine people for this, that is the stupidest shit i've ever read and whoever put that law in place should be put out of their job

screw them and their thigh gap privilege

[SassPD22]

[QUOTE=bdd458;52388336]Many men can not sit with their legs squished together comfortably because of hip structure.[/QUOTE]

Even then, it's not right to spread too much.

[Sheer Visor]

fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY

[Sokrates]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

yes, i agree too that facepunch is a hivemind where there can be no conflicting opinions among it's users

[omarfr]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

I feel like there's always been a divide on this issue.

It's weird because I've always thought the concept was stupid and sexist but riding the subways in NYC recently, I really saw how many guys take up an unecessary amount of space. I defiantly can't sit with my legs close without discomfort but most dudes wear spread so wide.

[Sheer Visor]

[QUOTE=Sokrates;52388742]yes, i agree too that facepunch is a hivemind where there can be no conflicting opinions among it's users[/QUOTE]

more so talking about how most people will be contrarian to tudd because of his history for the sake of being contrarian. in the alternate reality where someone else posted this video everyone would be like "lol this is dum" like literally every other thread on this topic. instead as usual lambeth-tier posters berate for the sake of berating

[TheRealFierce]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: manspreading is a non issue

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

more like

fp: manspreading is a non issue

tudd: manspreading is a non issue, also I got a big dick

fp: post pics

[Sheer Visor]

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;52388751]more like

fp: manspreading is a non issue

tudd: manspreading is a non issue, also I got a big dick

fp: post pics[/QUOTE]

he should post pics tbh

tudd if you post wiener i will.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

show me 3 people in this thread that have an issue with manspreading

[SassPD22]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;52388809]show me 3 people in this thread that have an issue with manspreading[/QUOTE]

*raises hand*

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=SassPD22;52388819]*raises hand*[/QUOTE]

that's one. does one people equal a hivemind? does two? does three out of like twenty posters in this thread mean that fp is a hivemind that's only being contrarian because tudd said it?

[megafat]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

I pretty much call it a non issue 3 post above you.

[Mud]

wheres my dick pics tudd

[ithon]

if Tudd posts pics, it's only fair for mega 64 to see them first.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52388343]My dick is pretty big :v: (girth-wise too), so when I was in Berlin for a summer semester, it was really hard not to atleast get a somewhat comfortable spread after long periods of travel.

But for the most part I man up when people need to sit next to me, and let loose when there isn't people needing the seat. Just like any person would do.

Not to mention people should just ask if someone can make room. They will probably oblige.[/QUOTE]

As an owner of an above-average schlonger, this is load of bull. Dick itself was was/is never a problem for me while sitting down and isn't even for most people, the testicles are.
Alternatively, hip structure which is how it's with me.
So get out with your humblebrag, you ain't fooling no one!

[Kimr]

this whole fucking manspreading issue is pissing me off. Is it SO HARD to ask someone if they can move a bit if there's a free seat next to them? or say "hey it's a bit cramped here and your leg is somewhat a bit in the way can you please move it a bit?" why are people so afraid to just fucking ask a fellow passenger? if the person who is "MANSPREADING" says their hips hurts if they close too much then just fucking accept it. jesus fucking christ.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=kimr120;52389129]this whole fucking manspreading issue is pissing me off. Is it SO HARD to ask someone if they can move a bit if there's a free seat next to them? or say "hey it's a bit cramped here and your leg is somewhat a bit in the way can you please move it a bit?" why are people so afraid to just fucking ask a fellow passenger? if the person who is "MANSPREADING" says their hips hurts if they close too much then just fucking accept it. jesus fucking christ.[/QUOTE]

In Tudd's case, you'd get "Sorry, my dick's too big."

[lolyoshi]

Clearly, seats need a new redesign for men.

[Headhumpy]

[QUOTE=Sheer Visor;52388731]fp: [URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52334399"]manspreading is a non issue these people should dedicate themselves to a worthy cause[/URL]

tudd: manspreading is a non issue

fp: WELL ACTUALLY[/QUOTE]

those [url="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52332572&viewfull=1#post52332572"]55 dumbs[/url] I got are more than worth the logical consistency I get to rub in your face now

[Lobstuzz]

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52389198]those [url="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1567123&p=52332572&viewfull=1#post52332572"]55 dumbs[/url] I got are more than worth the logical consistency I get to rub in your face now[/QUOTE]

1. I've never seen someone hold a grudge over ratings like this. that's hilarious
2. Your post is still dumb

OT: That iceburn at the end, damn.

[Headhumpy]

[QUOTE=Lobstuzz;52389292]1. I've never seen someone hold a grudge over ratings like this. that's hilarious
2. Your post is still dumb

OT: That iceburn at the end, damn.[/QUOTE]

it was a joke lighten up

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Lobstuzz;52389292]1. I've never seen someone hold a grudge over ratings like this. that's hilarious
2. Your post is still dumb

OT: That iceburn at the end, damn.[/QUOTE]

1. Knowing of your post that was highly disagreed with =/= holding a grudge
2. He didn't say it wasn't

Good job at failing to do whatever this post was supposed to achieve.

[Lobstuzz]

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52389315]it was a joke lighten up[/QUOTE]

idk what about my post makes you think i'm fired up. i'm making fun

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52389321]
Good job at failing to do whatever this post was supposed to achieve.[/QUOTE]

Since when do facepunch posts have to "achieve" anything

[Lowland]

[t]http://puu.sh/wrjP9/ad5d9cddf3.jpg[/t]

I had the exact same reaction once the guy started blabbing on about man privilege.
He also looks exactly like what I imagine these people look like.

Really, who the hell cares how someone sits on a chair as long as you aren't physically inconveniencing others. Getting upset over how a guy sits all by himself is like the western equivalent of Arabs demanding women wear a hijab because seeing hair distracts them. Mind your own fucking business.

[Big D Duchovny]

Manspreading is bullshit etc., but let me add that Crowder is a complete tosser.