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[NapyDaWise]

If I sit normally on buses around here, at the end of the trip my legs are completely numb and I can't even walk out of the vehicle. All because the space between the seats are too small. Same for planes too, and I'm not even super tall (1m80). I don't like taking more space than I should, but in most cases I have to, because the transports aren't designed for people taller than 1m70 :v:

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=SassPD22;52388683]Even then, it's not right to spread too much.[/QUOTE]
If someone needs to sit down next to you and you're taking up too much space, it's up to them to ask politely.

if someone is a dick when asked politely to squish in a bit, that's just called being a dick.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52389125]As an owner of an above-average schlonger, this is load of bull. Dick itself was was/is never a problem for me while sitting down and isn't even for most people, the testicles are.
Alternatively, hip structure which is how it's with me.
So get out with your humblebrag, you ain't fooling no one![/QUOTE]

You are mostly correct my fellow Langschlanger, the big dick alone doesn't lead to the discomfort. It is mostly the balls.

But you failed to acknowledge what happens when you get a random boner. At that point it is a serious problem and a nightmare in your pants to deal with to sit comfortably. You literally have to pre-plan sometimes which pant leg you shift yourself into, otherwise you run the risk of maximum discomfort. Especially if you are wearing something like jeans.

[Lizzrd]

[QUOTE=Vegetable;52388271]People are dying in the world and people are getting offended by the way people sit. I'm done.[/QUOTE]

This is just in! No cure for immorality before cure to immortality!

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52389675]You are mostly correct my fellow Langschlanger, the big dick alone doesn't lead to the discomfort. It is mostly the balls.

But you failed to acknowledge what happens when you get a random boner. At that point it is a serious problem and a nightmare to deal in your pants to deal with to sit comfortably. You literally have to pre-plan sometimes which pant leg you shift yourself into, otherwise you run the risk of maximum discomfort. Especially if you are wearing something like jeans.[/QUOTE]

:what:

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

And random boners have to do with spreading your legs what exactly?

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

WHAT IS EVEN POINT OF THAT POST??

[evlbzltyr]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52389741]:what:

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

And random boners have to do with spreading your legs what exactly?

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

WHAT IS EVEN POINT OF THAT POST??[/QUOTE]

tudd just wants to make it absolutely clear that his massive schlong does, in fact, still work, and is not deficient in any way at all

[AncientFryup]

I gotta agree with him, I've sat down one too many times without leaving enough clearance for the ol' sack and then immediately jumped back up almost crying in pain.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52389741]:what:

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

And random boners have to do with spreading your legs what exactly?

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

WHAT IS EVEN POINT OF THAT POST??[/QUOTE]

Yah, if you have a boner you have to focus it into one pant leg since the front of your pants can be quite tight. Naturally, spreading your legs gives your dick more comfort because of the slack you created and lack of pressure from the midpoint of your jeans. The bigger your dick the more this issue gets worse.

I can make some diagrams when I get home, but I'm sure people with dicks (especially our above average users) can confirm what I just said.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52389822]Yah, if you have a boner you have to focus it into one pant leg since the front of your pants can be quite tight. Naturally, spreading your legs gives your dick more comfort because of the slack you created and lack of pressure from the midpoint of your jeans. The bigger your dick the more this issue gets worse.

I can make some diagrams when I get home, but I'm sure people with dicks (especially our above average users) can confirm what I just said.[/QUOTE]

Don't

Just don't

[shaotek]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52389822]Yah, if you have a boner you have to focus it into one pant leg since the front of your pants can be quite tight. Naturally, spreading your legs gives your dick more comfort because of the slack you created and lack of pressure from the midpoint of your jeans. The bigger your dick the more this issue gets worse.

I can make some diagrams when I get home, but I'm sure people with dicks (especially our above average users) can confirm what I just said.[/QUOTE]

zubaz

problem solved

[DigitalySane]

I sit like this to deal with the discomfort, I'm not sure if people would consider this less or more rude.
[img]https://i.stack.imgur.com/9s6ft.jpg[/img]

[.Ducky]

I think the reason this is such a hot button topic is because 1. It's perceived as (and kind of is?) a feminist issue, and FEMINISTS ARE EVIL!, and 2. It has a trendy buzzword name that's easy to throw around. If we just called this behavior as "Not being courteous when it comes to taking up too much space on crowded public transportation" people would have no problem with it at all. I have no problem with guys sitting straight legged, but it seems unnecessary to me to spread them at such a wide angle. Unless you have testicles literally the size of tennis balls, and if so then you probably have bigger (lol) problems than people coming for your leg room rights.

I don't really think there should be fines for it necessarily, but it should at least be a frowned upon behavior and signs advising against it would be a good idea.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Duck M.;52389910]I think the reason this is such a hot button topic is because 1. It's perceived as (and kind of is?) a feminist issue, and FEMINISTS ARE EVIL!, and 2. It has a trendy buzzword name that's easy to throw around. If we just called this behavior as "Not being courteous when it comes to taking up too much space on crowded public transportation" people would have no problem with it at all. I have no problem with guys sitting straight legged, but it seems unnecessary to me to spread them at such a wide angle. Unless you have testicles literally the size of tennis balls, and if so then you probably have bigger (lol) problems than people coming for your leg room rights.

I don't really think there should be fines for it necessarily, but it should at least be a frowned upon behavior and signs advising against it would be a good idea.[/QUOTE]

At that point though, it just comes down to not being an asshole which is already frowned upon.

A literal non-issue :v:

[01271]

I just sit cross legged and then flex my thighs, gaining an incredible raging and throbbing erection that sometimes to my great surprise & pleasure gets confused with the vertical handholds or breaks out of the roof entirely.

That's why I don't go on electric busses, because I don't want my dick to get caught in the street wiring and turn into a lightning rod.

[Videvik]

[QUOTE=RichyZ;52388332]as normal adult male its really not hard to sit with your legs straight, unless you have a ginormous cock and balls (which i can only assume is totally what everyone who does this shit has) it's not hard to be considerate and take up as little space as comfortably possible[/QUOTE]

or or or I'm not some 170cm dwarf and don't watch to painfully smash my knees into the seat in front of me

[Jaguar]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52389675]You are mostly correct my fellow Langschlanger, the big dick alone doesn't lead to the discomfort. It is mostly the balls.

But you failed to acknowledge what happens when you get a random boner. At that point it is a serious problem and a nightmare in your pants to deal with to sit comfortably. You literally have to pre-plan sometimes which pant leg you shift yourself into, otherwise you run the risk of maximum discomfort. Especially if you are wearing something like jeans.[/QUOTE]

If you're popping random boners in public, I think you have other problems to deal with first

[.Ducky]

[QUOTE=NotMeh;52389990]or or or I'm not some 170cm dwarf and don't watch to painfully smash my knees into the seat in front of me[/QUOTE]

I'm 5'11 and dont have much trouble with that, usually crossing my legs is a more compact way of sitting than having them out in front of me. There's pretty much zero extra length added by it.

[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52389923]At that point though, it just comes down to not being an asshole which is already frowned upon.

A literal non-issue :v:[/QUOTE]

Well that's the thing, it really isn't frowned upon as I'd say that sitting like this without thinking about the space needs of others is actually the norm. Keeping people conscious of their legs taking up too much space is something that signs on buses would be perfect for.

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;52389997]If you're popping random boners in public, I think you have other problems to deal with first[/QUOTE]

Being a normal male?

[url]http://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/random-erections#overview1[/url]

I think there might be something wrong with you mate unless you are a girl. :v:

[Shier]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52390033]Being a normal male?

[url]http://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/random-erections#overview1[/url]

I think there might be something wrong with you mate unless you are a girl. :v:[/QUOTE]

How many of them are you getting per day or how much time do you spend on a public transport for it to be expected occurrence for you though?

[Ganerumo]

Unless you're like a horny teenager in the middle or fresh out of puberty you really shouldn't be popping random boners out in public.

[Arc Nova]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52390033]Being a normal male?

[url]http://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/random-erections#overview1[/url]

I think there might be something wrong with you mate unless you are a girl. :v:[/QUOTE]

idk i stopped getting random boners for no reason when I was out of puberty

[Noss]

jokes on you guys my balls are tiny

[Headhumpy]

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;52390143]Unless you're like a horny teenager in the middle or fresh out of puberty you really shouldn't be popping random boners out in public.[/QUOTE]

well you just described fp's main demographic so no surprise there really

[Tudd Fudders]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;52390116]How many of them are you getting per day or how much time do you spend on a public transport for it to be expected occurrence for you though?[/QUOTE]

Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.

That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.

[icemaz]

We demand the pics get released Tudd

[Ganerumo]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52390252]Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.

That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.[/QUOTE]

Are you literally fifteen or what ?

What kind of grown up man can't take the fucking public transport without gawking at girls and getting boners

That's seriously creepy as fuck, jesus

[Arc Nova]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52390252]Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.

That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.[/QUOTE]

well, that's not really a random boner, is it?

[Pascall]

tudd stop staring at cute girls on the bus you weirdo

[Zonesylvania]

[QUOTE=Tudd;52390252]Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.

That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.[/QUOTE]
Tudd learn to keep your boner under control lmao, testosterone doesn't have everything to do with it and you can perfectly voluntarily learn to keep your trouser snake quiet in public

[Arc Nova]

"Yeah man I dunno I just get hard when I think of titties and ass, it's so random"