Women Try 'Manspreading' NSFW (Minor crotch-related stuff) get your internet cocks out everyone
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[QUOTE=Ganerumo;52390274]Are you literally fifteen or what ?
What kind of grown up man can't take the fucking public transport without gawking at girls and getting boners
That's seriously creepy as fuck, jesus[/QUOTE]
The faux moral outrage is abit too much here.
You can calm down btw. I am being a mix of serious and funny here. You don't have to use such loaded words like "gawking" for what I am describing every guy has to go through unconsciously alot of the time.
We're all having a go at Tudd for appreciating human beauty, but I'm out here just trying to get a pic of a mans dong come on lads
[QUOTE=icemaz;52390315]We're all having a go at Tudd for appreciating human beauty, but I'm out here just trying to get a pic of a mans dong come on lads[/QUOTE]
this could be the thread that changes facepunch
Look I just got a problem with you saying it's a random boner. be honest about your boners. don't be a penis fibber have some respect
guys come on, tudd is a strong and virile man with a definitely not small penis
you can't expect him to contain his raging desire to breed just because you're all a bunch of low test nu males
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52390322]Look I just got a problem with you saying it's a random boner. be honest about your boners. don't be a penis fibber have some respect[/QUOTE]
Well some of them are totally random.
It isn't like a I keep a mental pie chart for what category of boners I have.
Tudd, just show people your massive girth and they will forget everything you've ever said.
penis fibber x2
I would just like to say as someone with a very long(and also wide, I don't have some thin rope penis in case you were wondering haha, but seriously it's really great and also I have a lot of stamina just in case you were wondering haha) that I think people are blowing(something I've had done to my penis many times haha and by cute girls too) what Tudd's saying out of proportion(my penis being very large proportional to me and I'm not short haha I'm actually very tall).
i came here because someone said tudd was gonna post his dick where is it
[QUOTE=Tudd;52390252]Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.
[B]That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.[/B][/QUOTE]
It all makes sense now. Tudd was actually Alex Jones all along.
[QUOTE=Duck M.;52390453]It all makes sense now. Tudd was actually Alex Jones all along.[/QUOTE]
All this time we misconstrued what Alex Jones actually said.
It wasn't Obama using chemicals turning the freaking frogs gay.
It was Tudd using massive-penis-envy turning the freaking frogs gay.
This thread went some strange places.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;52388288]We can care about more than one thing at a time?[/QUOTE]
Then care about all the things that should be cared about, and drop stuff like this.
Seems like a better use of someone's time.
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;52390514]Then care about all the things that should be cared about, and drop stuff like this.
Seems like a better use of someone's time.[/QUOTE]
yes, we should all be focused on important matters
like for example the fact that tudd definitely DOES NOT HAVE and NEVER HAS HAD a small penis and his penis is very LARGE and he has many ERECTIONS because he is so HEALTHY and VIRILE
When the elevator door shuts behind Tudd he says "ouch".
[editline]22nd June 2017[/editline]
That's just how long it is.
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[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;52390652]Finally, a foolproof method to [url=https://youtu.be/i63cgUeSsY0?t=15s]derail a thread in a single post.[/url][/QUOTE]
Why did I click this link
[QUOTE=Annoyed Grunt;52390693]Why did I click this link[/QUOTE]
Morbid curiosity and triggerhappy hand
yall actin like ur dingle n jingles stickin out is a problem, just suck that shit back in like a hoover
[QUOTE=DigitalySane;52389877]I'm not sure if people would consider this less or more rude.
[img]https://i.stack.imgur.com/9s6ft.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I always sit like that because I can't cross my legs properly.
IMO its only rude if the bottom of your shoe is close to nudging the other person next to you
My boyfriend has a painfully large dick and he can still sit with legs crossed checkmate Tuddthiests.
[QUOTE=Tudd;52390252]Maybe like once every few days to where I gotta seriously readjust. Especially if there are cute girls on the bus or if I think about one like any guy would.
That and I probably have alot of Testosterone.[/QUOTE]
Try thinking about your grandmother and see if it cancels out.
worst case scenario you get a boner for your granny
People still get boners in public as adults? The only time that happens to me is when I'm literally falling asleep in a waiting room or something, because that just happens when you're sleeping.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;52390332]raging desire to breed[/QUOTE]
🙏 it stays that way
Tudd you went from, "Men everywhere will be punished for trying to sit comfortably," to "Okay, only guys with big dicks can't sit with their legs together," to "Okay, so my big dick makes it uncomfortable for me to sit that way," to "Alright, so it's only when I get a boner because I'm ogling women on the bus"
Aside from your claim of random boners, your argument's been whittled down to, "Women shouldn't change things enforcing how I sit because it should be comfortable for me to have an erection when I stare at women."
I think manspreading is sensationalized to hell by online publications and media because it draws clicks, yet here, on a topic that most of us would agree with your position on, you still somehow manage to display basic disrespect and creepy self-aggrandization.
[QUOTE=DChapsfield;52391834]Tudd you went from, "Men everywhere will be punished for trying to sit comfortably," to "Okay, only guys with big dicks can't sit with their legs together," to "Okay, so my big dick makes it uncomfortable for me to sit that way," to "Alright, so it's only when I get a boner because I'm ogling women on the bus"
Aside from your claim of random boners, your argument's been whittled down to, "Women shouldn't change things enforcing how I sit because it should be comfortable for me to have an erection when I stare at women."
I think manspreading is sensationalized to hell by online publications and media because it draws clicks, yet here, on a topic that most of us would agree with your position on, you still somehow manage to display basic disrespect and creepy self-aggrandization.[/QUOTE]
I think you are looking abit too deep into what has transgressed for the last page or two.
tudd should compensate his godzilla dick with a smaller avatar that cunt, stop manspreading the posts you cunt.
also the video is cool.
tudd could get a million bee stings on his dick and hed still have a micropenis
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